I got a phlegm bonanza going on in my throat. Got the chills and the hots. Got me a headache. I feel like poopy.
It's all in the hips.
This looks like the end for young Happy Gilmore.
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 22.214.171.124.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
FUCK stomach flu! Some asshat on my cross country team decided to go on the team retreat along with 70 other kids despite of the fact that he had the flu. Now me AND my brother and probably dozens of other kids who attended the retreat, are stuck simultaneously throwing up and having diarrheia on the floor, while sharing the bathroom with a sibling, and every time i go to wipe it burns like hell because the insides of my ass cheeks are chafed to the point where they resemblet
"Skiing isn't about who can look the best on camera and throw the biggest tricks, skiing's about getting out there with your friends and having fun."
This sucks so bad. I'm sick as well. My throat is so swollen and dry it felt like I smoked 20 packs of cigarettes straight to my face last night. I'm doing everything I can to get better, but I keep getting this feeling of a fever coming on.