when i opened this is thought it would be something about the feeling of opening a package and finding the new jiberish you ordered in it
"I'm new so I don't know very much, but I do know that Arabian is gay and that one kid fucked his cousin" -ryantheconnolly
"Hahaha so how exactly did it go down? You had your penis in her, but she wanted to do this "soaking" thing, so what happened? Did you just kinda hang out and talk while your dick was getting soft inside her?" -AR6rider$
"she will be harrassed by NSers, asking why shes not in the kitchen, or if shes had her butt peed in yet, or if she wants to trade for one ofkangbang's mediums"- alwaysDTF
"dude i bet you looked like a retard with a camera slung over your shoulder the whole day. You just did blur to focus shots of people and random shit you saw. with a gay song. you pretty much get your karma virginly sodomized by eight men."-River.Rider
Don't you hate that feeling when you want to buy jibberish but you can't because your mom won't' give you her credit card, But you know you will eventually get it anyway because otherwise you will cry? I hate that feeling.
My Life Is KANGBANG
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
Life is like a train. Its just bearing down on you, and guess what?..Its gunna hit you. So you can either start running while its far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer..and just watch it come. -Eric Foreman
"My family, my friends and skiing, thats it for me. Thats my life. The Joy I get from skiing.. that's worth dying for." - CR Johnson
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."