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If you were drunk...

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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
Would you give this girl a ride? (girl on the left w/gold earings)

Last night I caked these when I was blacked out at my buddys house. i was about to go to bed and she came in to the room i was in and asked if she could sleep in my room, and being extremely drunk and pretty much blacked out, I had to say yes

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Win???
Jan 17 2011 12:36AM
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dat.ass.
Posts: 116 - Karma: 10
just snagging a place in history...
Jan 17 2011 12:37AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,247
Ha. alcohol + young teens = babies.
Jan 17 2011 12:37AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
ehhhh. i would have to be REALLY REALLY drunk, and have to be in the dark so that you could not look at her.
Jan 17 2011 12:38AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
Jan 17 2011 12:39AM
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SportBoy
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eh
Jan 17 2011 12:39AM
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Bar_Down
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lol you wish
Jan 17 2011 12:40AM
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
they're all pretty nasty looking
Jan 17 2011 12:40AM
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Blake.P
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Just claiming first page before epicness
Jan 17 2011 12:40AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
if i was the most hammered id ever been, then maybe
Jan 17 2011 12:41AM
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Sno.
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my threads
Jan 17 2011 12:41AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912
you did what 99% of us woulda done in the moment!
Jan 17 2011 12:42AM
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Anti_Steeze
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 81
Shes a solid 7
Jan 17 2011 12:44AM
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Sno.
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on a scale of 1-30? just sayin'...
Jan 17 2011 12:46AM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Being a sober, clearminded person, I, as with most of NS, would say no. If I were in the sedated stage of nearly total intoxication, I don't see how one could say no.
Jan 17 2011 12:46AM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
RRAAAWWWRRRR
Jan 17 2011 12:47AM
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Patrick*
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
Haha, that's a funny joke!

Nope.
Jan 17 2011 12:48AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
^your new here arent you and the one with a lot of make up in the middle is an exact match to some bitch at my school do you live in summit?
Jan 17 2011 12:48AM
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Sno.
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oh ok...good to know, I'll add that to my list of newschoolers phrases
Jan 17 2011 12:48AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
4000+ posts and this hasn't come up? i'm shocked

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/465157/
Jan 17 2011 12:50AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i'd like to say no i wouldnt, but ive nailed worse before. oh well, you win some you lose some
Jan 17 2011 12:50AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
if i was drunk enough then yes... by "drunk enough" i mean 4-5 handles of 151
Jan 17 2011 12:51AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
meh...im a girl...a lot of the times i ignore the threads where you guys are rating girls
Jan 17 2011 12:51AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
well if it was pitch black, and you were really drunk i guess, FUCK NO
Jan 17 2011 12:51AM
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Animal.Party
Posts: 311 - Karma: 158
Also marking my place, the blonde yes
Jan 17 2011 12:51AM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
bahahaha dood. im sure many others would've done the exact same thing. the difference between you and other guys that get blackout and bang an ugly girl is that you claimed it on the internet haha.
Jan 17 2011 12:52AM
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COrider
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Jan 17 2011 12:53AM
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Patrick*
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
Yep and yep, PC

But i have lurked for quite a while... some respect?
Jan 17 2011 12:55AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
you may want to get yourself checked out just in case....
Jan 17 2011 12:55AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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well, it was more of a satire on rating girls anyway. we can get pretty deep.
Jan 17 2011 12:56AM
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Sno.
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oh yeah-- lollerskates, i think i may have even posted in that thread...thanks for the link.
Jan 17 2011 12:57AM
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Pool.
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^^^^300 post claim
Jan 17 2011 12:57AM
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JIBpsy^^
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Oh yea and first page claim i predict at least 5 pages
Jan 17 2011 12:58AM
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Kangbang
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inb4 multi pager
inb4 NS history thread
inb4 someone else inb4 something else

It depends on how drunk I am. If I was super fucking wasted then maybe, but if I was just drunk then no.
Jan 17 2011 1:00AM
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Funkadelic
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I'm actually pretty discriminate when I'm drunk. My thought process usually goes "I'm dtf this girl, but I'm drunk... maybe she's ugly?" and I end up not banging her. There have been times that I've declined girls that sober I actually find attractive enough. It's both a positive and a negative quality that I have.

And to answer your question.... no I would not have sex with that girl.
Jan 17 2011 1:01AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I'd love to say fuck no, but I've scraped bottom when it comes to blackout drunk hookups.

Not even kidding, made out with the worst looking person I know after drinking a bit too much way too fast.
Jan 17 2011 1:02AM
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Travapple.
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inb4
Jan 17 2011 1:02AM
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Zent33zy
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ohhh yessss
Jan 17 2011 1:02AM
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FUUUCK
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I should also mention I have no memory of the incident, and it was dark, but all my friends were there and didn't stop me.. assholes..
Jan 17 2011 1:03AM
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JIBpsy^^
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She legit does not look human in that pic. more like a fish man
Jan 17 2011 1:05AM
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ski_ENDUB
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1st page maybe

brown bag it
Jan 17 2011 1:06AM
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KingofInterwebz
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first page status
Jan 17 2011 1:06AM
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DIX*
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Yes
Jan 17 2011 1:09AM
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appa
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i hope i get first page
Jan 17 2011 1:11AM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
If I were either a guy or gay, I think I'd agree with this assessment.
Jan 17 2011 1:19AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Normally I would say that she would have to be wearing goggles and a bandana to hit that, but in her case she would have to be wearing a full saga suit too. Bitch is nasty
Jan 17 2011 1:20AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810

ahh

no

no

no

no

Jan 17 2011 1:21AM
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fujarome
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no thread that includes anyone talking about how legendary or historic it's going to be on the very first page will ever be legendary or historic.


but to answer, yea i probably would when drunk. I'd regret it, but i would.
Jan 17 2011 1:22AM
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Wall_Nut
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I'm going to go ahead and give you a Negatory on that win, captain. I haven't seen a picture of you, as you have none (besides the Jets, trololol?), but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say she is definitely breaking the upper arm law. She has a decent face, but her lack of self respect is a huge turn-off. I feel for your Loss.
Jan 17 2011 1:35AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
Are you fucking high currently and cannot tell the difference between a solid 7 and a good looking girl?
Jan 17 2011 1:44AM
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