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Self Dutch Oven

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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
So I'm lying in bed right now and ripped the biggest fart known to NS and now the smell won't go away.

I'm dying. I can't breath. Dutch oven central

has any of this ever happened to you guys?...girls???
Jan 17 2011 12:26AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
I do this on purpose every night
Jan 17 2011 12:27AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
rookie mistake. everytime i fart in bed i pull my pants down and lift the duvet off me so no particles can linger. i will allow my methods to be inherited if need be.
Jan 17 2011 12:30AM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
so uh, do you have a dick in your mouth or some shit? cause otherwise this fails to be a self dutch oven...
Jan 17 2011 12:30AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
Never really thought about it but wow there's a lot of science to this. I might have to jack your ideas
Jan 17 2011 12:32AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
you need this:

The Better Marriage Blanket - Watch more Funny Videos
Jan 17 2011 1:03AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
YOu my friend are the human embodymant of batchelor frog.
Jan 17 2011 1:06AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
^^^^^^ how the fuck is that a real thing
Jan 17 2011 1:08AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
They switched sides of the bed during the video. That shit doesn't happen.
Jan 17 2011 1:09AM
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Iget
Posts: 485 - Karma: 46
True, this is a scam. Don't buy it.
Jan 17 2011 1:35AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
i gave you +K
Jan 17 2011 1:58AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
y
Jan 17 2011 2:03AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
y not
Jan 17 2011 2:05AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
becuz u r k00l
Jan 17 2011 2:10AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
Girls dont fart..
Jan 17 2011 2:28AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
Yes they do they just don't poop. Get learned
Jan 17 2011 2:33AM
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Doug.
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 457
Oh okay I knew they didnt do one of them.
+K for the knowledge.
Jan 17 2011 2:36AM
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DIX*
Posts: 249 - Karma: 11
word up and represent
Jan 17 2011 2:38AM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
When this sort of travesty happens, you gotta be smart, theres no second chances with this shit. What you gotta do is right after your fart, use your foot and make an opening at the bottom of your sheets so the deadly gas can escape, then you pat down the covers from you down to the hole you created so that all of the gas will exit through the gift shop.
Jan 17 2011 8:51AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
please tell me why do you call it an dutch oven?
Jan 17 2011 8:56AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
at night i sleep.. at day i touch my self
Jan 17 2011 9:37AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i dont know of the origins, haha. might look into that for you
Jan 17 2011 9:42AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i tuck all my covers in and stick my head under the blankets when that happens
Jan 17 2011 10:03AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Your thinking of dutch rudder (touchin your dank)
Jan 17 2011 10:04AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Your thinking of dutch rudder (touching your dank)
Jan 17 2011 10:05AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
everytime i fart under the blankets i kick the bottom up with my feet and hold it there for about 10 seconds
Jan 17 2011 10:27AM
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
1st choice for me
Jan 17 2011 11:37AM
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switchington
Posts: 277 - Karma: 14
Lets face it, everyone loves the smell of their own brew.
Jan 17 2011 11:42AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
in my case i choose the last one
Jan 17 2011 1:58PM
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