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since crystalneedsapark wanted a sig that was less than 1000 words, i figured i'd just start a thread about it
''but i dont want to get an expensive benz, i just want a 99 range rover''
continue at will
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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'yea even though i go to one of the most exclusive private schools in Atlanta im gonna work on a farm'
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'masturbation is like procrastonation: it's fun until you realize that your fucking yourself' - pales
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he runs his mouth so much that it's hard to narrow it down but give me some time and I'll find some solid quotes
'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
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as unexpected as this may be... the kid has potential, i have plenty of im conversations with him...he has so much to learn but its coming, don't condemn they guy...
song of the week to download: 'i lied' by telefon tel aviv
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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^what are you talking about little man. i remember the day you came on this site, and how everyone hated. i must admit, because of you...the donators forum had the most activity in a long while because everyone wanted you to be banned. And because you've been here for less than a year, you know the ropes of the site?
where were you for the Canada Sucks thread?
where were you for 8:29:03?
where were you two site redesigns ago?
you weren't on here, so pipe down about being the judge of potential.
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Jesus Saves Souls
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^sorry..I meant two years. and I guess you were here for the 8:29:03...but still. have the kid talk to Phrosty, five40guy, Mattman or somebody to learn the Newschoolers ropes. I'm not an expert of this site, but I've been here long enough to know a few things. Bashing ATLANTASKI is in the natural progession of things, he is weak and he are the hungry predators. NS in the summer is like the African serengetti. The elders of this site are the lions, and the weak ones are the old wildabeast.
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Jesus Saves Souls
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^chill dude, fuck. who cares how long he's been here? how does that factor in to his ability to judge character?
and rant all you want, but at least stick to the topic of the thread
''WHO DOESNT HATE GAYS? thats the fuckin question misterfaggotbenz''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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and while you're being all metaphorical, your serengeti must be really dry, because you've got some sand in your vagina.
''remember when i first graced NS with my prescense, and the huge feeling of emptyness and darkness before i came''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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I am searching for a absurd comment he's made (you have to admit, there is a lot of them).
And great comment about me being metaphorical and all, seriously I'll applaud you with your hands after i rip them off your arms. then you'll be unable to make such witty remarks. I happend to be a fan of my metaphors
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Jesus Saves Souls
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there's rules in this thread, stop breaking them
''I think its a good thing, maybe itll keep people from doing crimes''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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this one goes pretty high in the charts:
'how dare yall defame the champagne of beers- MILLER HIGHLIFE '
*ugh*
I reckon he never had the honor to taste any Belgian beers... (not that I am being chauvenist here - It's just the plain truth) ;)
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wow yall im honored...................
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
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'wow yall im honored...................'
what, I was lazy
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'Im going extreme for jesus'
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This has the potential to beat the hot girl thread and the female jibber thread... combined.
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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always
Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
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YES
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
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its not because people like yuou dude, they are making fun of you
member 5054
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its going to be humorous, so im down
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
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This thread is funny, strode is my favorite person on ns :)
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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actvism is pretty fruckin gay
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bigsky, im not??? :(
'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
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lat's on my list...but i'm not sure you really want to be.
wntrwill
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No Life
2004-06-16 10:32:06
AP-
'A poll of Iraqis commissioned by the U.S.-governing authority has provided the Bush administration a stark picture of anti-American sentiment - more than half of Iraqis believe they would be safer if U.S. troops simply left'
'92% of Iraqis consider the U.S. an occupying force'
What exactly are we doing there?
ATLANTASKI
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2004-06-16 10:34:38
^ pimpin it up
i thought this was more funny, than dumb
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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come on yall, someone on here has to watch the fucking infuerno
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Jesus Saves Souls
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From his profile:
Sponsors:
hopefully soon:fischer, orage, siver cartel
Keep dreaming kid
Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
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This is long but funny. I made up a name for the next L1P film and ATLANTASKI took it seriously
(me)I know, but I'm already excited for SIXpense to come out...that's the film that's gonna make L1P the 'other' contender.
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ATLANTASKI
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2004-06-14 19:59:17
is that comin out after high five?
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
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Localboyz
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2004-06-14 23:30:20
wonder what the 6th will be
ATLANTASKI
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2004-06-14 23:31:20
sixpense retard
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Jesus Saves Souls
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''ashleys the best, the punk olson had to go to rehab''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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'or all yall like me lookin at colleges post the ones you want to go to or are interested in '
he is in highschool still, and then he posts...
'these young whippersnappers that come on thinking they can shit talk everyone bc they think a 360 is hot shit......they need to learn some respect'
Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
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'^no one likes austrians so go back to your australia and fuck some kangaroos'
Cats. the other white meat.
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i'm pretty sure australians are awesome and don't say 'yall'. southern rednecks say 'yall'. 'yall' is the word that makes me angry.
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on iraq....
'' its a shame, but were tryin to do whats best for the country and the majority of the population knows that''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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Also on iraq, as a reference to the ruling that Bush was not bound by constitutional anti torture laws: 'I think its a good thing, maybe itll keep people from doing crimes'
also on the bush/kerry debate: 'WHO DOESN'T HATE GAYS?'
'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
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^dudeman, i already posted BOTH of those quotes in this thread. don't be so lazy
''he said tanner has a yukon when tanner really has a silverado''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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ah yes the original post about pep and his big mountain skiing. i've made my peace with pep and even either talked to him or someone pretending to be him about it. so why didn't they ban me if that many people 'hated' me?
song of the week to download: 'i lied' by telefon tel aviv
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
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Hahahaha nuts contribution hahaah
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
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some said something about fetuses not being able to feel pain.
atlantaski:^ YOU ARE A FUCKIN RETARD, BABIES FEEL PAIN, AND HAVE EMOTIONS AT THE DATES WHEN ABORTIONS ARE PERFORMED YOU FUCKING COCK WHORE, THEYRE AS ALIVE AS YOU OR ME
it helps to read the entire post above you before responding, just a tip.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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hahahaa
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
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^^^^sorry dude my bad
'You think you're too cool for school, but I've got a newsflash for you Walter Kronkite...You aren't' - Zoolander
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'POING'
'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm
'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked
'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66
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'girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla '
'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm
'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked
'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66
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'yeah...maybe Vanderbilt. Its in Tennessee and only a few hours from mountains and skiing.'
Vanderbilt is 5+ hours from the nearest skiing by the way..
Yankees Suck
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Nut ''^no one likes austrians so go back to your australia and fuck some kangaroos''
you're a dumb cunt...
1.which one is it Austrians of Australian
2.Hes not Australian
3.we dont say y'all
4.Get your facts right. you dont know what you're talking about.
5.and i think you meant to say 'no one likes me'
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'masturbation is like procrastonation: it's fun until you realize that your fucking yourself' - pales
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i dont think any of you live in the south so why can you assume that southern rednecks say 'yall'
'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
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^you noticed the name of the thread right? and you noticed his response had quotation marks right? so logically you could assume that HE WAS QUOTING ATLANTASKI. jerk.
''have you seen any tappable 14-16 yearolds?''
-Strode
Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
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ok rip well apparently you dont know shit about TN. tenessee and north carolina are higher than ur 'superior nEastern mountains' vandy is only about 2 hrs away from a ski hill called ober gatlin burg and about 3 away from about 6 North carolina ski resorts
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australians are awesome. thank god england was dumb enough to dumb a bunch of convicts on a tropical paradise and give them some surf wax and a football.
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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
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and condoms for kangaroo fuckings
girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla
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'and condoms for kangaroo fuckings'
'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410
'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm
'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked
'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66
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returning to the purpose of this thread
'and condoms for kangaroo fuckings'
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'masturbation is like procrastonation: it's fun until you realize that your fucking yourself' - pales
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My bad Nut, i thought you said that about atlantaski thinking he was australian..please redirect my points to atlantaski
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'masturbation is like procrastonation: it's fun until you realize that your fucking yourself' - pales
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Well. i dont have it on my messages anymore but he was telling me about how he wants to get pep and tanner down to atlanta to do some urban rails...
i found it humorous.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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in regards to the 'best' olson twin movie.
'id have to say passport to paris bitches'
wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
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'they could just as well adopt the baby rather than kill it for just being the creation of some dudes cum and some womans egg, why dont we abort the guy then ?'
uhh, Youve got your skis on backwards--some old guy on the lift
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