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Skis stolen or girlfriend banged

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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
would you rather have your skis stolen or your girlfriend fucked by another random nser.
Jan 12 2011 3:54AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
I can get a new girlfriend for a lot less than a new pair of skis.
Jan 12 2011 3:55AM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

dare try either!!!!!!

Jan 12 2011 3:56AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
You can buy new skis but sloppy seconds are forever
Jan 12 2011 3:57AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,374
Why are there a suprisingly large amount of these types of questions popping up? It really makes you ponder about shit.


Don't have a girlfriend yet. Going to make a move on her soon but fuck it would kill me if she hooked up with someone else before it. So I will side with that instead of my skis being stolen. Skiing keeps my mind off of shit like that.
Jan 12 2011 3:58AM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Defiantly my girlfriend screwed by another NS'er.............







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Jan 12 2011 3:59AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Also, skis won't disappoint me or fucking nag me all day. They won't tell me to stop smoking, or take them to some shitty romantic comedy. I don't even have to feed them, just wax them occasionally. This is such an easy choice actually.

Really, if the girl is willing to fuck some other dude, then you aren't really doing your job anyway and don't need her around you, because you suck at giving it to her anyway. It's not like her pussy accidentally slips on another dudes dick.
Jan 12 2011 4:05AM
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lahnabonny
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u mad bro ?
Jan 12 2011 4:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51252 - Karma: 157,272
Girlfreind banged. Go for it, she's all yours.
Jan 12 2011 4:27AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
skis stolen,
even tough they have emotional value they can easily be replaced by a newer/better pair while my gf can't be replaced that easily
(yes, i'd need a new one cause i aint gonna dip my sausage in a taco once one of you scroungy dirty lil kids have dipped in it ...)
Jan 12 2011 6:13AM
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maximiliaan
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i see what you did there
Jan 12 2011 6:38AM
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_Ryan_
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aha i get it.

Trololololololololololololol
Jan 12 2011 7:06AM
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
What if she's on my skis? Double wammy??

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Jan 12 2011 7:31AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Skis right now.... But it really depends on who the girl is..
Jan 12 2011 7:33AM
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Lemuel
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I don't think Phil is into threesomes
Jan 12 2011 7:53AM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
This could go far
Jan 12 2011 8:27AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
rather have my skis stolen BY FAR. there's insurance for skis, but having someone else hook up with your gf is just fucked. it means a lot more than just the sex....
Jan 12 2011 8:50AM
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HeyGuy
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hahahahahaha o man
Jan 12 2011 9:44AM
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Mr.Luke
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I would rather have my skis stolen, because I would tell her which one I chose (to keep her) and she would be so impressed and have so many emotions she would buy me a new pair of skis and bang me. So it's a win-win.
Jan 12 2011 9:47AM
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.frenchy
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Why are there so many threads wen it's skiing vs. banging some chick?

lol, it depends on the situation for me.

Jan 12 2011 9:48AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
skis stolen for sure. i have far more money invested in my girl after 4 years than I do my skis.
Jan 12 2011 9:49AM
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steezc-ross
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Jan 12 2011 10:06AM
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jibnut
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Valentines Day is in 33 days
Jan 12 2011 10:09AM
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soulskier
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rather have the skis stolen, about time to replace them anyway
Jan 12 2011 10:09AM
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beermuscles
Posts: 1821 - Karma: 100
that's dope
Jan 12 2011 10:32AM
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.jersey
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it depends who the nser who would bang said girlfriend
Jan 12 2011 10:33AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Nah, I have just seen too many of my sad sack friends get fucked over. I see so many of my friends who are totally cool with dating a naggy, needy girl and be totally fine with it. It's like they settle for that because she might be goodlooking, or it might be the easiest. A lot of hot girls that aren't annoying exist out there, you don't really have to choose between doing the shit you love and dating someone you want, just some guys get one hot girl and are like "oh, my work is done here."
Jan 12 2011 11:04AM
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find
Posts: 431 - Karma: 27
if i had a girlfriend, i feel like there are very few NSers who i would worry about with her. chances are, it would just make her happy that she's with me and not some 14 year old in a tall tee and fitted hat. but my skis are about to lose a tip, so i'd take skis stolen.
Jan 12 2011 11:10AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
skis stolen 100%.

the money to buy a new pair is less harder to come by then the quality gf i currently find myself with.
Jan 12 2011 11:17AM
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namechange
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you guys are crazy saying you'd rather have your skis stolen. i'd rather have my girlfriend fucked by another guy, shit ill even watch as long as my skis dont get stolen.
Jan 12 2011 11:27AM
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Yossarian
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 56
Take the girlfriend. Ill kick your ass, then go for a shred on the skis I still own and stop caring.
Jan 12 2011 11:30AM
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Most-D
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,088
Like.
Jan 12 2011 11:36AM
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rudager
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Depends on the girl.
If it's the right girl, I get jealous super easily (only happened twice in my life). I had a dream once that my ex-girlfriend/best friend type thing had a guy hitting on her. I got super jealous. Cool eh?

I'd rather have my skis stolen. I can get a new pair. But the thought of having someone I love doing that, or having it happen makes me mad.
Jan 12 2011 11:45AM
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pmsnow
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This happened to me with one girl too and she did end up hooking up with a guy. Gave her another chance and she did it again. it was painful but nothing that I couldn't get over again if i had to. Boink the bitch. I'll keep my snowboard. Snowboards can't hurt my feelings or bring me down. But I'm sure that could change if I do find the right girl
Jan 12 2011 12:25PM
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PJS.
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Capita! I cant believe this...I thought you loved me!
Jan 12 2011 12:31PM
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207
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Much rather have my girlfriend banged. Oh well, she's been railed once in her life. My precious skis may have never returned.
Jan 12 2011 12:33PM
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ReignMan
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I saw that coming...
Jan 12 2011 12:33PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
im pretty broke, and my gf is 3000 miles away anyway, so id probably rather keep my skis. haha i feel kinda bad saying that
Jan 12 2011 12:36PM
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B4NE1
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Such a tease!
Jan 12 2011 12:40PM
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hoodratz47
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my girl got gangbanged by NS..........         so ill keep my skis.
Jan 12 2011 12:46PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Assuming I actually liked the guy, I'd rather have my skis stolen. I mean, that would still suck and I'd rage, but people I love > material objects I love.
Jan 12 2011 1:16PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
this.

however, that being said, if my girlfriend was fucking other dudes, she probably shouldn't be my girlfriend and isn't worth it.
Jan 12 2011 1:21PM
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Balto
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GF fucked, I don't buy a GF
Jan 12 2011 1:23PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
True. If the guy was a piece of shit who would fuck someone else, then yeah having my skis and getting rid of the guy would be much better for my mental health haha. I was thinking more along the line of if I was with someone I really cared about who wouldn't do that, but then got my skis stolen.
Jan 12 2011 1:29PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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^
Jan 12 2011 1:31PM
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Troy.
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In my opinion, if a girl is willing to be fucked by other guys, then she isn't worth what new skis cost.
Jan 12 2011 1:33PM
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RAWLAN
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defiantly rather keep skis, so much more fun to ride than a girlfriend.
Jan 12 2011 1:37PM
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jibnut
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so sweet
Jan 12 2011 1:38PM
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JKrebs1
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guess it all depends on which nser...
Jan 12 2011 2:07PM
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GayWolf420
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No way dude! You can misquote posts also?
Jan 12 2011 2:24PM
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gombo8
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depends what member for sure. what if it was tom wallisch? nah but i would get my un stolen skis pick one up and slap the guy bangin my gf in the face and yell SKI SLAP BITCH and continue to beat the shit out of him with my ski
Jan 12 2011 2:26PM
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