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Funny Asian Emails

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yeahno
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My friend bought some shoes off a chinese fake-shoe site, and got put on some email list. Anyways these knock off shoe websites send him the funniest emails.

Heres an example

From: Laureana Vargas [mailto:lauyent_87@hotmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, January 08, 2011 6:43 AM
To: lil_rocker_95@yahoo.com
Subject: Dear sir or madarm:

Dear sir or madarm:
Have a nice day!
We are the shopkeeper come from Shanghai, china, Our company COMPANY supply jordan shoes,nike air jordans,air force ones,retro air jordan,air max,nike shox,bape star, timeberland,gucci,prada,
the jordan shoes link is http://www.kksneaker.com
All our products are of super A quality . our website is as follow :http://www.kksneaker.com
If the amount ordered 100 dollars. We will be giving a gift
E-mail:kksneaker@hotmail.com
We are looking forward for your any comments.
best regards
sincerely

helen
http://www.kksneaker.com




seems legit

Jan 10 2011 6:12PM
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RubberSoul
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literally not a single sentence/stanza/phrase was correct LOL. plus you know someone's legit if they're conducting business through a hotmail account
Jan 10 2011 6:17PM
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yeahno
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you would think they could manage one correct sentence
Jan 10 2011 6:29PM
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RubberSoul
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not this time!
Jan 10 2011 6:31PM
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yeahno
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and the email is blantanly not from a "heren"


who sees what i did ther
Jan 10 2011 7:05PM
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yeahno
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ahhh. racism
Jan 10 2011 7:45PM
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SneakyTurtle
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Hahahaha.
My favorite part was "Our company COMPANY" That made me laugh really hard for some reason.
Jan 10 2011 8:39PM
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yeahno
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sirry asians
Jan 10 2011 8:56PM
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no_steeze
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helen...is her last name keller?
Jan 10 2011 8:57PM
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yuck
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this sentence is so grammatically correct it blows my mind.
Jan 10 2011 9:01PM
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yeahno
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lololololololololololoolo
Jan 10 2011 9:11PM
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WVskiing
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I wouldn't trust anyone with colored skin
Jan 10 2011 9:54PM
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the.cheat
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thats going a little far there...
Jan 10 2011 10:14PM
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ORDEAL
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I lost it after about 5 or 6 words. Moaaaaaar
Jan 10 2011 10:19PM
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yeahno
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just sign up for like emails or buy sum cheap shit on htere
Jan 11 2011 6:06PM
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