ok, picture this....you're waiting in line to hit this sweet 40 foot kicker...in front of you is this super hot skier chick.. (all skier chicks are hot...even if they're ugly) and you whisper to her in her ear that you want to fuck, right here right now.
So you whip it out and she bends over for you to feed it to her.....but that kicker is still lingering in the horizon in front of you. Suddenly, you have a great idea (hey, it seemed great at the time). You're gonna fuck while hitting the kicker! so boom, you're off rippin towards the booter, still pluggin away, and booya! you're airborne! voilå mes amis, Air sex in a can! (not really in a can dumbass). Anyways..thats the dream I had last night.....I can only imagine in horrible detail what happened when we landed...in the dream, we never really landed, we just kept goin, flyin over trees, screwin like horny beavers, and then it turned into a field of roses, and yoda was there, but he wanted to fight me, so i jumped in a hole, that turned into a lava field, but yoda was there too and he kicked my ass. then it rained and he melted......you like?
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