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Facebook is gonna get shut DOWN

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yourthemannowdog
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So its Zuckerberg's time of the month and he decided managing the largest social networking website on teh interwebz.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27321/facebook-will-end-on-march-15th/

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/facebook-shutting-down-march-15-2011-facebook-closing-2745668.html


I'm gonna miss all the facebook fights and fuck ups, but it will free up some peoples time. I'm sure its gonna kill a few companies like Zynga.
Jan 8 2011 11:15PM
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maximiliaan
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no it isnt
Jan 8 2011 11:15PM
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jason...
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hes bluffing.
Jan 8 2011 11:17PM
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T-Holt
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Let's see how many people don't click the second link.
Jan 8 2011 11:17PM
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MEGAZORD
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Yeah lets just shut down one of the most profitable private enterprises in the world, for fun.
Jan 8 2011 11:17PM
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ORDEAL
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Quality troll job. Really wish it was though
Jan 8 2011 11:17PM
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low_fidelity
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DID YOU READ YOUR OWN LINKS GIRL?
Jan 8 2011 11:17PM
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thebeesknees
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sweet tabloid websites trolololol
Jan 8 2011 11:18PM
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Stickity
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did you read the other posts?
Jan 8 2011 11:19PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Jan 8 2011 11:19PM
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Commonwealth
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Man, getting shut down is really going to hurt their pending IPO. What a stupid business move!
Jan 8 2011 11:20PM
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MEGAZORD
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Jan 8 2011 11:20PM
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HeyGuy
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this
Jan 8 2011 11:21PM
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1337
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quality thread
Jan 8 2011 11:22PM
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low_fidelity
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Obviously not...
Jan 8 2011 11:23PM
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MEGAZORD
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They will never go public. There is no reason to. If there is an end for facebook in the near future, it will be because of a public offering.
Jan 8 2011 11:24PM
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Chunter
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Hey thats my birthday! Woooo!
Jan 8 2011 11:25PM
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maximiliaan
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hurray lets have a party!
Jan 8 2011 11:26PM
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black_mamba
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yeah... getting paid is so "stressful"

probably the work of 4chan
Jan 8 2011 11:29PM
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Chunter
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Your invited!
Jan 8 2011 11:29PM
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.jr
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Oh how I wish it was true..
Jan 8 2011 11:31PM
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eljusto.
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he just wants attention.
Jan 8 2011 11:32PM
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PowSkierCO
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I find this very hard to believe being that he just made a business deal that doubled his net worth and made facebook worth 50 Billion and put mark at 14 Billion. He's not going anywhere.
Jan 8 2011 11:40PM
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.frenchy
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what wuold we do without facebook!!
Jan 8 2011 11:40PM
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ISellMeth
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Yes! You sir just made my day. +k
Jan 8 2011 11:42PM
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ORDEAL
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.
Jan 8 2011 11:42PM
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Dirty_Bit
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Jan 8 2011 11:42PM
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PowSkierCO
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PS. This deal makes Facebook worth more then Ebay, Yahoo, Time Warner, and The New York Times, the deal also says the company should be on the public market in 2012, currently it's being traded on the secondary market.
Jan 8 2011 11:43PM
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Chaka
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Did you even look at the name of the website that report was on?
People are retarded
Jan 8 2011 11:47PM
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PowSkierCO
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Actually, no. HA, I have been up since 4AM MST. Sorry.
Jan 8 2011 11:49PM
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carbon.pulse
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So link 2 proves link 1 to be false?

OP cancels itself out = why is there a thread?
Jan 8 2011 11:50PM
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JIBpsy^^
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I wold be kinda pysched if it shut down. I had one and i only used it as an IM device i only posted statuses fr like a week then realized how boring it is. also it got me in a shit ton of trouble. I cussed out some bitch that lives like 5 houses away and her parents saw and her huge dad came to my house with intentions of strangling me. it was scary
Jan 8 2011 11:52PM
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yourthemannowdog
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I SHALL SOON STRIKE AGAIN!
Jan 9 2011 12:10AM
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T-Holt
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The amount of people who are still going to post about how stupid you are is astonishing.
Jan 9 2011 12:12AM
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Furrer92
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I liked how in the news stories on that site its right above 'baby swinging yoga'
Jan 9 2011 12:37AM
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bangarangmules
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This, but really how could anybody ever believe that? It's so painfully obvious. If it's so stressful why wouldn't he just sell it? Get rid of the stress...or get rid of the stress and make billions?? Goddamn if people really think that's true then I feel bad for them.
Jan 9 2011 1:25AM
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Ko-Pain
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lol +k
Jan 9 2011 3:57AM
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Lemuel
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LOL he would have no chance of just shutting it down, someone would scoop it up and pay big bucks. Quality troll, it had me thinking, I kind of want to see it happen just to see how people react.
Jan 9 2011 7:59AM
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Tall_Paul
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dis is false
Jan 9 2011 1:32PM
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yourthemannowdog
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There would be a few deaths and a lot of death threats
Jan 9 2011 1:33PM
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Commonwealth
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"Facebook Sets Stage for IPO Next Year"

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703730704576066162770600234.html?KEYWORDS=facebook
Jan 9 2011 2:21PM
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Schlop
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The comment are priceless
"Omg! I can't imagin fb iz going 2leaving us. Why itz gnna off... Wen i sty alone, wen no1 dsnt sty bside me i can find fb iz is always styd. Bt nw.... Plz dnt away, sty wv me.. Sty wv us..."


THIS is why facebook should actually get shut down
Jan 9 2011 2:30PM
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[tk]
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if this did happen, zuckerberg would get butt raped by the giant cock of the world
Jan 9 2011 2:41PM
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Dwarftosser1
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America's public school system at its finest
Jan 9 2011 2:45PM
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cwillygood
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.
Jan 9 2011 2:51PM
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yuck
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lololol i followed the first link then another link that led to this

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/27397/mike-tyson-pigeon-fetish/

Jan 9 2011 2:54PM
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max...
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this
Jan 9 2011 3:03PM
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YoungJeezy
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why would that make it get shut down but okay
Jan 9 2011 3:18PM
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jibbits56
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i wish it was going to happen man i want facebook gone its an addiction
Jan 9 2011 3:50PM
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Schlop
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I would gladly quit facebook if everyone else did. Quitting on my own would just isolate me and leave me out of the loop
Jan 9 2011 3:52PM
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Crack.
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not really..
Jan 9 2011 3:54PM
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