I'm gay. Buy my shit.
poles are like the condoms that you took from your dads wallet when you were a little kid, at first you really didnt know what to do with them or why you had to use them... but you wanted them. as you got older and older you started to want them less and less... they feel akward and sometimes out of place... but when its all said and done at the end of the day... your happy to have them. -maddon