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What Should I Name My Monkey?

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JamesR
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Hey Newschoolers.com, what should i name my monkey?


Jan 5 2011 10:36PM
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kootenayklaus
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Nigget.
Jan 5 2011 10:37PM
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Anathema
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at first i was like COOOOOL A REAL MONKEY

then i was like ohhhhhhhhh nerd with a stuffed animal

utter disappointment

Jan 5 2011 10:38PM
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saucybiscuits
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Phillip

Sherman

Paul

Oscar
Jan 5 2011 10:39PM
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[evan]
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Ralph.
Jan 5 2011 10:39PM
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H8CH
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you should name him Juice Terry Lawson

that is all
Jan 5 2011 10:41PM
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egg.
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jasmin
Jan 5 2011 10:42PM
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soulskier
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jim
Jan 5 2011 10:43PM
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BEARS.
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this.

bobert.
Jan 5 2011 10:43PM
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JamesR
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Jan 5 2011 10:43PM
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kootenayklaus
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ahahahahahhahaha

Jan 5 2011 10:45PM
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.Cal.
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do you sleep with your monkey at night? if so, you should probably name it after a lady.
Jan 5 2011 10:46PM
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charmander
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George.

duh. noob.
Jan 5 2011 10:47PM
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PadDON
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is its a boy or a girl monkey? if is a boy call it,Abu (you know the monkey from Aladdin), but if its a girl call it Cathy or Bitch or sometime along the lines of that.
Jan 5 2011 10:50PM
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Anathema
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hahahaahahaha i approve
Jan 5 2011 10:51PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Samuel L Jackson
Jan 5 2011 10:51PM
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[evan]
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Boy = George (as stated by Charmander)
Girl = Certified Sandwhich Maker (as stated by everyone else in the world)
Jan 5 2011 10:52PM
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oreopancake.
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Mr. Teeny
Jan 5 2011 10:52PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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lenny
Jan 5 2011 10:53PM
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iSmokeweed
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let down central. population me.
Jan 5 2011 10:54PM
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.Cal.
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its a monkey it cant make sandwhiches....duhh
Jan 5 2011 10:55PM
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J-Evs
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nancy
Jan 5 2011 10:55PM
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blatt
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Balthazar. classy as fuck.
Jan 5 2011 10:55PM
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[evan]
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orly? Because if my calculations are correct, then monkeys have four fingers and a thumb, therefore, they are very qualified to make sandwhiches.
Jan 5 2011 10:58PM
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JamesR
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Guys, monkeys make good pizza.

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Jan 5 2011 11:04PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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And they are opposable which makes bread slicing and condiment spreading a breeze!
Jan 5 2011 11:06PM
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.Cal.
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but monkeys pick their nose...you wouldnt want a monkey making your sandwich. but both of you did give very viable reasons as to why, a monkey can make a sandwich.
Jan 5 2011 11:07PM
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SkiThe603
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George
Jan 5 2011 11:09PM
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[evan]
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I couldn't think of anything witty to say, I'll let someone else handle this one.
Jan 5 2011 11:11PM
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JamesR
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Jan 5 2011 11:12PM
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cornholio
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Spank, the monkey


and can you kids really not spell "sandwich" correctly?
Jan 5 2011 11:13PM
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iSmokeweed
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this thread is no longer a let down.
Jan 5 2011 11:13PM
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smltownjibba
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Kanye west
Jan 5 2011 11:13PM
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.Cal.
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at least you have a good looking monkey.
Jan 5 2011 11:15PM
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ChucklesNorman.
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Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist at Privatklinik Hochrum in Innsbruck, says that nose-picking and eating the result is beneficial for the immune system.
Jan 5 2011 11:16PM
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General_Ripper
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negrodamus
Jan 5 2011 11:16PM
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masterhatin
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Whats Krusty the Klowns monkey from the simpsons, the one whos always smokin cigarettes. Mr. Teeney?
Jan 5 2011 11:18PM
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introvert
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I was going to put you at 0/10 Karma, but then I remembered I already had you at 0.
Jan 5 2011 11:19PM
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Emma_Watson
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Jan 5 2011 11:20PM
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DYFI
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Name it mymonkey.



Jan 5 2011 11:20PM
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JamesR
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Jan 5 2011 11:20PM
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RAEL
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Name it Po Po, so when people ask "who dat?" and point at it, you respond, "oh shit its the Po Po!"
Jan 5 2011 11:21PM
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BEARS.
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you were at 0. decide on a name so i can give your monkey credit for your 10/10.
Jan 5 2011 11:26PM
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JamesR
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NAME WILL BE CHOSEN AFTER 50TH POST. MONKEY IS A BOY
Jan 5 2011 11:28PM
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Milksteak
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THAT'S MY NAME
Jan 5 2011 11:33PM
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Raz.
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i think we all were :(
Jan 5 2011 11:48PM
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soulskier
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Shane McMonkey
Jan 5 2011 11:55PM
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skithesprings
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shit slinger

cletus

cat

Old Greg
Jan 5 2011 11:57PM
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siversex
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.
Jan 5 2011 11:59PM
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the.cheat
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well its not like we dont pick ours anyways, why would a monkeys hurt? wait what?
Jan 5 2011 11:59PM
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JamesR
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COMPILING TOP 5 NAMES THEN RANDOMLY CHOOSING
Jan 6 2011 12:00AM
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