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Are there hot chick skiiers?

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Flo_Rida_2016
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i don't mean like oh, yeah i guess sarah burke is kinda hot when she looks like that, i mean like slaammmiinn hot chick skiiers. sarah burke is a 5.5.

younger is better. let me know if youre out there. but i doubt it.








disclaimer: do not take this seriously. but do. also, no means yes, yes means anal.


Jan 2 2011 7:18PM
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The.Ginger
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bahahahahaha
Jan 2 2011 11:37PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Jan 2 2011 11:50PM
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triebby
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Sarah Burke is a 5.5? Right, and lindsayjibber is a carnivore, MaryO hates Tom Wallisch and eheath is bodybuilder.
Jan 3 2011 12:03AM
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vailsux.com
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"Are there hot chick skiiers?"

Have you ever been to a ski resort?
Jan 3 2011 12:04AM
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Shlogan
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haha, like. shes a solid 7, still not as great as most nsers think though.
Jan 3 2011 12:10AM
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Lemuel
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If there is a race team at your mountain, you shouldn't have any problems finding an attractive female counterpart.

Wuts a skiier?????
Jan 3 2011 12:10AM
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BEARS.
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Jan 3 2011 12:13AM
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triebby
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AMAZING.
Jan 3 2011 12:16AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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some cuties, not blown away though...

well lsat scores still arent in sooooooo im ready for another day of fucking with ns
Jan 3 2011 9:49AM
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flawlessvictory.jpg
Jan 3 2011 11:41AM
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jibnut
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Your definition of "hotness" in one picture. Go.
Jan 3 2011 11:43AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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well i am certainly not going to post pics of myself, my girl, my friends, or their friends on the internet... so i will describe hot chicks.

hot chicks are typically found near, on, or engulfing me.

dime pieces all look really good. doesnt matter brown or blonde, they must have good looks. bout 5'1"-5'7" is good, definitely not fat, nice proportions.

slammin dime pieces take care of themselves. they do their hair. they put on make up. they wear nice clothes. they do not do their hair weird. they do not put on weird colored makeup or too much of it. they do not wear nonconformist clothes. in fact, they usually wear hunters or uggs, leggings, a scarf, and the big northface waffle looking coat on casual days. they carry a longchamps bag.

sorority girls from hot, top tier sororities are hot. girls at nice clubs in nyc are hot.

hot girls know they are hot. they are slightly bitchy but in no way bitchy to me.

i am shallow. hot chicks satisfy my shallowness.

are there nsers as hot as i described?




Jan 3 2011 12:00PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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also hot chicks who know theyre hot do not display partial pictures, black and white pictures, pictures that employ any of the 15 techniques from brobible, or especially posed modeling pictures.

hot chicks display pictures that 1. show their whole hotness, 2. show how much fun and social and shallow and passive aggressive they are, and 3. usually are not that flattering
Jan 3 2011 12:05PM
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jibnut
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Yes.
Jan 3 2011 12:07PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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talking about yourself does not count. i shouldve just made this a who is the hottest female nser post.
Jan 3 2011 12:14PM
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jibnut
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Everyone has their own opinions though. Some might think one girl is hottest while others think its another girl. All in all, there will never be a "hottest woman" because every man has their own opinions. It goes both ways, too. There will never be a "hottest male".
Jan 3 2011 12:18PM
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Lemuel
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repost
Jan 3 2011 12:18PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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not based on my criteria..
Jan 3 2011 12:25PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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this post is for my entertainment only. i do not care about the opinions of other men. nor do i care what the girls of ns think about me. yet i care lots about what i think about the women of ns (for the time being). thus this post can have a hottest nser contest.
Jan 3 2011 12:27PM
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antwone
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hottest skier girls are racers
Jan 3 2011 12:27PM
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skichicky3
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so you like clones eh?
Jan 3 2011 12:41PM
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PacificRimJob
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Threads for finishing reading later after class.

Looks like it's going good.
Jan 3 2011 12:43PM
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neutralzombie
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don't those chicks usually come in spray tan? therefore come in strange colors themselves?
Jan 3 2011 1:03PM
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lizzatronn
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then why make this thread?
Jan 3 2011 1:14PM
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alexat955
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you are the biggest fag on ns. congrats
Jan 3 2011 1:19PM
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daskis
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Lulz. Your girl... And if they are surrounding you, why make this thread?
Jan 3 2011 2:17PM
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daskis
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Excuse me, I meant "engulfing"
Jan 3 2011 2:19PM
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.AR6rider.
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If this thread is any indication of your intelligence, you're not getting in to law school.
Jan 3 2011 2:43PM
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klayer_9
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BOOM ROASTED


Jan 3 2011 5:36PM
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Anathema
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she's the hottest girl of all time

NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING

Jan 3 2011 5:39PM
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Alehandro
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idk what the fuck is going on in this thread....but to answer the OP

ASHLEY BATTERSBY

pro skiier
one of the best
real hot
Jan 3 2011 5:47PM
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GayWolf420
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Well obviously...
Jan 3 2011 5:49PM
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KatyPerry.
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you're terrible
Jan 3 2011 5:51PM
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daskis
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Tsk tsk. Your girl would not be happy if she saw this thread!
Jan 3 2011 5:52PM
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GayWolf420
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What girl? You mean his left and right hands?
Jan 3 2011 5:53PM
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daskis
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Lulz that was good. Best friends Theron. Thanks for the chicken noodle soup when I was sick :)
Jan 3 2011 5:56PM
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Alehandro
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everyone needs to get off this kids dick
jesus.

this could've been a perfectly acceptable thread
Jan 3 2011 6:01PM
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daskis
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Well mebe if he didn't mention his girl and how he is apparently "engulfed" by hot girls, he wouldn't get so much shit. :)
Jan 3 2011 6:06PM
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connordodge
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lange adds?
Jan 3 2011 6:07PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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send me a postcard from friendzone theron
Jan 3 2011 6:50PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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a combination of curiousity and boredom...


also do not make fun of my lingo. the other girl already called me out for post vs thread. it makes you sound like a nerd. im sorry. g-i-r-l-f-r-i-e-n-d. we cooo?
Jan 3 2011 6:52PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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lolololol
Jan 3 2011 6:55PM
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ryan.s
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PALMela or HANDerson?
Jan 3 2011 7:00PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Lawls at all the people taking this seriously
Jan 3 2011 7:24PM
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Jonny7
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What was the name of that girl whose pics ended the post a picture of yourself right meow thread
Jan 3 2011 7:26PM
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danderson.
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I hate you.

Jan 3 2011 7:34PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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jeez so many angry people in newschoolers. you guys are pretty quick to hate people. must lack people skills or self esteem or somethin
Jan 3 2011 7:41PM
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skichicky3
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ever think it might be you? not us...
Jan 3 2011 7:44PM
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daskis
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I wasn't making fun of your lingo. I gots my own. I was simply making a point of the fact that you do have a girlfriend and apparently are surrounded by hot girls.
Jan 3 2011 7:44PM
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EasySteezy45
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 ^ is actually really hot
Jan 3 2011 7:51PM
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