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I have a problem

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Bodhisattva_
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This is very similar to the other thread about being grounded on New Years. Except I'm grounded and I sprained my right wrist yesterday snowboarding so I can't fap.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!?!?!?
Jan 1 2011 2:54AM
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.Emerson.
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Switch hands?? Pretty obvious really...
Jan 1 2011 2:54AM
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LIL-WAT
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^
Jan 1 2011 3:14AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Well I'm only grounded for tonight, and I'm a slow learner.
Jan 1 2011 3:17AM
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Chubz.
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flip your other hand upside down. works like a charm.
Jan 1 2011 3:18AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Western Style, leaves the thumb free to explore...
^^ That's Will Ferrell when he impersonated George W. by the way.
But now this thread is just about jackin the beanstalk. Any suggestions besides that? It's only 12:11 here.
Jan 1 2011 3:22AM
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alexg1687
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girlfriend?
Jan 1 2011 3:25AM
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Bodhisattva_
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grounded yo
Jan 1 2011 3:32AM
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Chubz.
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your on a fucking computer./ipod watch refresh or something thats what im doing. Greatest ski movie ever.
Jan 1 2011 3:46AM
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Bodhisattva_
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good call. The world wide interweb.
Jan 1 2011 3:49AM
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alexg1687
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well i come from a country where kids dont get grounded. we just come and go whenever we want, so i cant really tell how you're going to get around this problem...

you could dig a hole.........?
Jan 1 2011 3:50AM
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Kangbang
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wow, good thing i can fap with both hands
Jan 1 2011 3:51AM
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Chubz.
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your so talented kangbang...
Jan 1 2011 3:54AM
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Kangbang
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thank you. know to fap comes in handy. use your right hand to fap, left hand to move the mouse, then go to the washroom and finish the job with the left hand.
Jan 1 2011 3:55AM
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Chubz.
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i go left handed then control the mouse with my right. Then i switch to my right for the grand finale
Jan 1 2011 3:57AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Shit, you really put some thought into this.
Jan 1 2011 3:58AM
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Kangbang
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well since i discovered i watch porn on the internet about 5 years ago i hand to come up with a way.
Jan 1 2011 4:10AM
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Chubz.
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i think kangbang is a proooooooooooooooo at fapping.
Jan 1 2011 4:29AM
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Kangbang
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LOL
Jan 1 2011 4:31AM
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