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How to start 2011 with a bang?

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pianoman
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the title is sarcastic. was gonna rage tonight, but just got grounded after getting pulled over with weed for a broken headlight. what can i do by myself (aside from fapping, of course) that will pass the time? dont really feel like watching new years parties on tv. my friend is also grounded, so are there any games or shit we can do online together?
Dec 31 2010 6:55PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
you mean like a kangbang?
Dec 31 2010 6:57PM
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TheHuggyBear
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if your parents are like mine were when I was younger, just go out for a few when they go to bed, considering they dont plan on watching the ball drop
Dec 31 2010 6:57PM
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B4NE1
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You will probs end up fapping. I'm chillin too plans fucked themselves but I'm going skiing tomorow so its all good.
Dec 31 2010 6:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Build a super fort inside your room, then get wasted and fap in it! I know you said you didn't want fapping as a suggestion, but let's be honest with each other, you're going to get bored and you're probably going to resort to a fap. but in the meantime, build that damn fort and drink in it
Dec 31 2010 6:58PM
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B4NE1
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There is a reason you are already 10/10 sir. good day
Dec 31 2010 6:59PM
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spicyjib
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porn.....
Dec 31 2010 7:01PM
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pianoman
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alright guys, i get it, porn. any other suggestions.
Dec 31 2010 7:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
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download some funny movies?

cook something random and delicious to make up for the bummer grounding?

learn how to break dance?

get bitten by a radio-active spider and change from mild-mannered peter parker pianoman into spiderman?!
Dec 31 2010 7:06PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Build it from lego. Click for larger image
Dec 31 2010 7:08PM
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JamesR
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How did you get caught for the bud?
Dec 31 2010 7:08PM
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pianoman
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got pulled over because apparently one of my headlights was out. i didnt have my shit hidden enough, so they peeked into my car with a flashlight and saw that i had 14 grams of weed chillin there. i didnt expect to be pulled over because i was driving carefully would explain why i didnt hide it.

now im just trying to figure out what one does when brought to court for possession.
Dec 31 2010 7:18PM
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all-i-do-is=ski
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I'm thinking the build a fort, get wasted and fap inside idea is the best
Dec 31 2010 7:21PM
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Kangbang
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WAT???
Dec 31 2010 7:23PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
damn dude. always gotta hide that shit. one time i was drivin and my friend was lighting a blunt but for some reason he couldnt get the lighter to work so we come over this hill as he's trying to light that shit right into a police checkpoint. So he hid that quick and i pushed the 8 grams i had sitting out in the middle under this little thing and put my coolface on. forgot that i still had like 4 packs of wraps sitting out but it all went down ok. Just keep yo head up and it'll work out. shit sucks though
Dec 31 2010 7:23PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Fuck yeah, Potamus.
Dec 31 2010 7:25PM
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pianoman
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yeah man, that sounds mad lucky. i could have easily avoided it too, because i could have put the weed quickly under something, but i wasnt quick enough because the cops practically ran over to my car (its new years and they are on the prowl) too fast. coulda hidden it though, FUCK.
Dec 31 2010 7:30PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
world of warcraft.
-its a party all the time
-you can drink without getting grounded
-pretend you're 40 and people will respect you
Dec 31 2010 7:35PM
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pianoman
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haha quality post. thanks for the ideas.
Dec 31 2010 7:37PM
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The_Cube
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snort cocane and pee in her butt
Dec 31 2010 7:37PM
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factory81
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People in the ghetto always start the new year with a bang. They shoot guns in the air.
Dec 31 2010 7:47PM
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pianoman
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omg playing the saxophone high is so fun.
Dec 31 2010 8:14PM
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pianoman
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i wanna do something in celebration of new years. so therefore it can't be something that i do every weekend night.

jokes. i decided to get high.
Dec 31 2010 8:21PM
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84891jnf92048
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there is no bang better than shinbang
Dec 31 2010 8:25PM
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Sam.Carson
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fap at exactly 12:00 like i did last year
Dec 31 2010 8:27PM
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T-Holt
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Story of my life.
Dec 31 2010 9:38PM
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Z-Juice
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sick
Dec 31 2010 10:05PM
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84891jnf92048
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these bangs sound unbearably painful
Dec 31 2010 10:15PM
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HenniferLopez
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I have to work at 7 am tomorrow and my sister can't DD for me because she's already going out...so I'm currently drinking by myself. Happy New Year!...
Dec 31 2010 10:31PM
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COrider
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Holy shit that same exact thing happened to my friend except he isn't grounded for it.
Dec 31 2010 10:31PM
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B4NE1
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Play them this song in court, They'll understand....


Dec 31 2010 10:37PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Well I built a fort. It's pretty shitty, but it goes well with my night (shitty as well).

All my friends are there though. I got 2 goats, a guy bogarting a huge joint, Buddy Christ, my ewok fella and the Husky (notice his pupils, he took all the drugs we were supposed to share)

Outside
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Inside(comfy side)
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Dec 31 2010 11:19PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
450's are so 2010.. time to start 2011 with a bang *630 on, 360 bs sw up, 630 off on urban hand rail*
Dec 31 2010 11:28PM
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Crispy.
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I'm not kidding I was about to post this.
Dec 31 2010 11:53PM
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cooper.fry
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Options

1. Fap fer dayzz
2. Runescape, NeopPets, WoW, Xbox, etc.
3. Acquire said underage cheerleaders to come back to said built awesome super fort as stated above
4. Bang Bang Skeet Skeet
5. Profit??
Jan 1 2011 12:49AM
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.Midwest
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Oh lord.
Jan 1 2011 12:55AM
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.frenchy
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dude i afterbanged at 12:00:01 tonight (this morning?!)
Jan 1 2011 1:24AM
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daskis
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happy new years ans im so sorry about that! yeee 2011 time to have fun
Jan 1 2011 1:32AM
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Bodhisattva_
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With the mic plugged in, so all the Turtle Bitches can hear it in surround sound.
Jan 1 2011 2:29AM
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PeterWojnar
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Well you see you must find a chain link fence with a nice DFD handrail to a sports field of sorts. Then you must 630 on pretzel 450 off.

Then close it.
Jan 1 2011 2:33AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
connect 2 cups with a string and give the other cup to your friend and you guys can whisper secrets to each other from your forts.
Jan 1 2011 9:25AM
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yuck
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its a little late for suggestions ...
Jan 1 2011 10:04AM
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Dobies.
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Jan 1 2011 1:15PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
this is my 2011th post. i dedicate it to the remaining 362 days left.
Jan 3 2011 4:05PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,018
4 pretzel 4 a dfd broooo
Jan 3 2011 4:26PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
FACK YOU i was about too say this.












definitely get a play-station one and nostalgia the shit outta yourself.
Jan 3 2011 4:50PM
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pianoman
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word up, my brother! may you live another 2011 posts!
Jan 3 2011 9:53PM
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