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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249



Features:
Vends 4 types of beer
Broadcasts temperature
Adjust temperature via iPhone
Aim via webcam
Auto tweet video per shot
Fire beer with 50psi of deliciousness

In your fucking face, Japan! In your fucking face, India! You can go ahead with your sex robots and your fancy wireless internet on your super fast trains. I’ll keep my fucking cannonball beer catapault fridge.
Dec 30 2010 5:18PM
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sol-JAH.boi
Posts: 308 - Karma: 38
such an american invention i love it it ranks up there with the missionary position
Dec 30 2010 5:23PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
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Dec 30 2010 5:23PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Im speechless...
Dec 30 2010 5:25PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
Fuck that this is bigger than electricity, or the wheel
Dec 30 2010 5:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
mega want
Dec 30 2010 5:29PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you know what beats this?
reposts that's what
Dec 30 2010 5:34PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
suck a fat one "buddy"
Dec 30 2010 5:36PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
so you want me to gargle your balls?
Dec 30 2010 5:37PM
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.seb.
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 597
awesome but i mean.. i would just walk over there and get it
Dec 30 2010 5:37PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
?
im not even going to respond to that.
Dec 30 2010 5:40PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i'm sorry but you're the one who brought up homosexual oral sex
please leave.
Dec 30 2010 5:41PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
itd be funny to shoot people as they walked by, they would be so confused
Dec 30 2010 5:43PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
i think its fake... but thats just my opinion


BUT
if its not thats fucking awesome, until you get too drunk and knock some teeth out since you wont be able to catch it
Dec 30 2010 5:45PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
i would rather masturbate with a cheese grater than speak to you.
Dec 30 2010 5:47PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
then why are you?
Dec 30 2010 5:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
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Dec 30 2010 5:58PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
cause he already the whole thing
Dec 30 2010 6:05PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i the expensive her all over
Dec 30 2010 6:09PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Even if it is fake, it's easily doable. I've almost got all the skills to build one of these. Its all about using engineering for evil.
Dec 30 2010 8:52PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
this has sealed my decision on choosing an engineering career path in the future.
Dec 30 2010 8:57PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
your welcome
Dec 30 2010 9:24PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
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Dec 30 2010 9:31PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Some might frown upon this use of intellect and training, but I say... WHO WANTS A BEER!?
Dec 30 2010 9:34PM
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Mr.Kamu
Posts: 618 - Karma: 7
must have to be smart to make one of those and +K to you.
Dec 30 2010 10:00PM
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