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Stinkyprimo
Posts: 976 - Karma: 10
There is this kid in my class.. he gets kicked outta class everyday and is really stupid and everything.. today he got sent outside and copied stuff outta the dictionary.. it's to the point now where it stopped being funny like..... 5 months ago and i so wanna just kick the little bugger in the balls... me and my buds are gonna try get him kicked outta class cuz he wastes at least an hour of our time each day but i don't wanna say to the teacher '***** is a little fucking monkey spank get him outta the class' so does anybody have any advice??? Pleeeease... I'm even acepting strange responses too.. haha.. anything at all... i kinda like jay's idea of kicking him in the shins.. hm.. oh well... thanks alot


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May 21 2002 9:08PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
you know its illegal to make a kid write dictionary pages for punishment in school?
so is making them run laps



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May 21 2002 9:11PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Is it really? Thats strange! We had kids like that in my Ancient History class, and in the end the teacher got the shits and 'advised' them to leave. They did, and now we learn! Maybe the teacher will get pissed off soon as well and tell them to leave.
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May 21 2002 9:14PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Get his attention, go to his house, get some chain, hook one end to your car and the other to his doorknob. Ring the doorbell, run like mad for the car, and when they open the door, take off with the door attached to the back of your car. Its great as long as you don't get caught. Ok, maybe not the best idea, but I always wanted to try it! HEHE, sorry for no reasonable idea!
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Andrew

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May 21 2002 9:43PM
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Blademasta
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
EGG HIS HOUSE!!! its not original but it works oh ya and paintball a message into his house siding like 'LISTEN AND BE GOOD OR DIE' or something along the line... make sure to shoot him with the paintball gun too :)
May 21 2002 9:47PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
you a little teachers pet or something? 'oh teacher, get him out of our class, he's taking valuable learning time away'

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May 21 2002 9:58PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
hahahaha, whoopty frickin doo. Seems simple to me, tell him he's a fucking dumbshit and if he ever does it again, jump him.
May 21 2002 10:03PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
trust me when there are people like that in your class you'll want to fucking kill them.. we just dissed him and proved how retarded and fucking annoying he was and kept telling the teacher to make him fuck off or we'd beat the shit outta him.. he's now out of our class.. that little fuck


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May 21 2002 10:03PM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
we had a kid like that in our l.a. class...he got switched out and its so much nicer now. just go up to him and slap him and be like 'bitch, you suck and i hate you'. if u don't want to i'll do it for you :)
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May 21 2002 11:59PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
hahahaha funny shit
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May 22 2002 12:04AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
if ya are serious then tell the teach but if you want to get your point across to him wait till after school and you and your friends just gang beat him till he crys like a little bitch.... haha then kick him in the nuts.... wait this might get you a law suit don't take my work nick haha
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May 22 2002 12:07AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
guys, sorry, but thats some lame advice...

mine won't be much better though:
speaking from personal experience, this is what worked for me:
in grade 8 i super guled this girls shorts to her chair....she hunted me down 2 months later and made me buy her new ones. bitch.
but the gold moment was:
- this kid threw a paper ball at me, so I turned around and said 'Go ahead Throw another one, i dare you' I turned around and a few minutes later he did, of course, so I walked over to the front of his desk, grabbed the front of it and flipped him over backwards while he was sitting in it...holy fuck it was funny.....when he got up, i've never seen a kids face so red, then he tried to hit me and I burped.

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ok, fine I didn't burp.........you assholes







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May 22 2002 12:20AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
that's the funnyist thing i've ever heard in my life! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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May 22 2002 12:21AM
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