Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
there's a certain point where it neither looks good nor functions properly...that's when you know you look steezy
"The joy that I get from skiing, thats worth dying for"
RIP CR Johnson
Even worse, do not fart in a one-piece. It will slowly make its way up to the top then come out the neck and gas you in the face. Last but not least, do not fart in a gondola. Even a hooded chair is pretty bad, but a gondola... damn that can be unpleasant.
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off.
Yo fuck shit yo, these skis are mad dopey shitfuck. My ass is on fire after fucking this shit ass bitch all day long. Mad fuckin shitty on rails and boxes yo, but these things are niggas on the jumps. my crack storage ran out after fuckin this shit man dope. THe suck ass like mothas. Powder is rocking this shit titties. GIGITY GIGITY. nah fuck shit ass bit motha. BUy this shit if you got 20$ but fuck that shit if your broke ass have like 1000s BITch. Line is so dope man love you guys. BUT this shit aint right unless your racing your ass through this fucking ass bitch shit hoar. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
freewilly-"cause skiing is 5%-actual skiing and 95% lookin as balla as possible duh..."
" dude i want electric eg2's next season" " Dude there ELECTRIC what do they do?"
Why the fuck are your tips square............
Greetings loved ones.
I saw that I was in his signature! I could easily be overreacted I'm just maddddd stoked -THE-PENCIL-MAN
"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line