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Fuck Knives

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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
Fuck anyone that has ever given my number to cutco knives, vector, or whatever it is. In my years of having a cell phone I think i've been called around 50 times for this bullshit. Today was the last straw when after driving the shitty drive home down I-70 yesterday, I receive a lovely call at 7 a.m asking if I'd like to purchase knives. No in fact I don't, ever, especially not before noon.




Fuck Cutco
/pointless rant

Dec 20 2010 5:28PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
you should purchase a gun
Dec 20 2010 5:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
why wouldn't you want to buy some of their knives? they're fucking awesome!
Dec 20 2010 5:31PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
a steak knife stabbed me in the hand over the summer. hurt like a motherfucker, passed out from blood loss.

has absolutely nothing to do with this thread i just felt like posting my reason for agreeing with the thread title.
Dec 20 2010 5:33PM
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dwhite
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Don't fuck with swords.
Dec 20 2010 5:35PM
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chardi
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^awesome. haven't even watched it yet, but the title+picture=hilariousness
Dec 20 2010 5:37PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
^^^ If they were selling me one of those. I would purchase it in an instant.
Dec 20 2010 5:40PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Nah, their knives are utter garbage.  Trust me I have around $750 in high end japanese kitchen knives and whetstones.  cutco/vector is a fucking joke.  Don't even get me started on their business practices. They are one of the worst most dishonest companies to ever exist.
Dec 20 2010 5:44PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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lol, i actually have no idea whether their knives are awesome or not. i've never used one. when i was younger, I worked with a kid that used to sell them and he told me all about them. i'm quite aware that they've got some scandalous business practices.

what kind of knives do you have? i'm actually interested in some high end knives because i'm sick of using piece of shit knives that get dull so quickly.
Dec 20 2010 5:52PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
whenever people like that call me i tell them that i just died and this is their brother and start freaking out on them
Dec 20 2010 5:55PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
I see, sending you a PM.
Dec 20 2010 5:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
yeah i do that. whenever someone used to call my house asking to talk to one of my parents i'd start crying and yelling "mommy passed away"
Dec 20 2010 7:33PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i dont know about Cutco's business practices but my family has ben using a set of them for over 15 yrs so far without any problems
Dec 20 2010 7:41PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,462
My friends family owns cutco haha. We get some pretty fucking sick free knives from them.
Dec 20 2010 7:44PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Because they don't know jack about knives.  Imagine if you didn't know know about twin tips and you still rode 220 cm skinny ass skis.  You'd love them, because you'd have no idea about how much better it can get when you get twins.
Dec 20 2010 7:46PM
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Big_Spence
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because they're extremely overpriced for what you're getting.
Dec 20 2010 7:47PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.
Dec 20 2010 7:47PM
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