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Drunk Serbian saves the day!

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Peter.
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http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/17081/48/

Worth the 20 second read.
Dec 20 2010 2:01PM
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k-rob
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i really didn't think that was worth my time.
Dec 20 2010 2:05PM
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chardi
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meh, i didn't find it that interesting.
Dec 20 2010 2:06PM
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Peter.
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Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Thursday, 16 December 2010

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski
Dec 20 2010 2:06PM
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chardi
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i like your style.
Dec 20 2010 2:06PM
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PJS.
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great thread title
Dec 20 2010 2:06PM
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Peter.
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also, the link works fine for me, but i copy pasted it above
Dec 20 2010 2:07PM
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PJS.
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great thread title
Dec 20 2010 2:07PM
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Strobe
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bahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha fucking win
Dec 20 2010 2:07PM
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Brock.
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hahhhaaha, thats a great story!
Dec 20 2010 2:07PM
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chardi
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that was awesome.
Dec 20 2010 2:08PM
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pelle_munch
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Sharks Wary of Drunk Serbs
Thursday, 16 December 2010

Dragan Stevic of Serbia is the new Egyptian hero who killed a large shark which had previously terrorized numerous tourists (injured 4 and killed 1) at the famous Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as "Shark El Sheikh" and thanked him for saving their tourist season.



Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning.

Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark. At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed. // Pero Stamatovski
Dec 20 2010 2:09PM
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pelle_munch
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nevermind, already posted
Dec 20 2010 2:09PM
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k-rob
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great minds think like me.
Dec 20 2010 2:13PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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haha this is great. the best part was that he was too blacked-out to remember anything
Dec 20 2010 2:14PM
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Brock.
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bam
Dec 20 2010 2:57PM
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RubberSoul
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is this for real? if so that's the best thing i've ever read
Dec 20 2010 3:35PM
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BMB
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That's awesome, I wonder what kind of shark it was.  I remember reading about it terrorizing tourists a week ago.
Dec 20 2010 3:46PM
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Chompo.
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"the water wasnt that soft.."
Dec 20 2010 4:02PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i think it was worth your time

if u actually had anything worthwhile doing besides sitting on tinychat with no shirt on you would have clicked the link and left

instead you tried to be funny about it and post the mistake and you most likley spent the 15 minutes after you posted religiously checking for 13 year olds riding your dick
Dec 20 2010 4:19PM
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i know this was a waste of time.
Dec 20 2010 4:37PM
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saucybiscuits
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this was a fantastic story
Dec 20 2010 4:50PM
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304NordMan
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So fuckin' awesome!
Dec 20 2010 4:54PM
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M.Porter
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Hahahahahaha thats funny
Dec 20 2010 4:58PM
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k-rob
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haven't been on tinychat in months, and what's your problem?
Dec 20 2010 5:06PM
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geteducated
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i guess when you're not killing muslims you go on vacation to a muslim country.
Dec 20 2010 5:19PM
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chardi
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it appears cochran is going with the chewbacca defense
Dec 20 2010 5:22PM
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loganC
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Somebody better buy that man a beer! You know you're doing things right if you're blacking out and killing sharks.
Dec 20 2010 5:26PM
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Delvyn_Deep
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Touché lol
Dec 20 2010 5:32PM
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DockEllis
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What a badass, kills a shark on accident, ends up in the hospital...not for shark killing related injuires but for alchohol poisoning
Dec 20 2010 5:37PM
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General_Ripper
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Cool bro you know so much about cultures bro
Dec 20 2010 6:05PM
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roor
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i remember my first beer...
Dec 20 2010 6:13PM
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theline
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wadda bamf
Dec 20 2010 6:43PM
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yojimbo
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your a fucking idiot. genocide has nothing to do with knowing about cultures, bro.



and as far as this thread goes, I approve of this man's lifetimes sponsorship by ANY and ALL liquor/beer providers in his vicinity.
Dec 20 2010 6:55PM
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yojimbo
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also I don't even like gnartron, but seriously. fucking dummies.
Dec 20 2010 6:56PM
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General_Ripper
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Meh, Genocide has nothing to do with jumping on a shark when your drunk, that was my point.....so your dumb

Dec 20 2010 7:00PM
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geteducated
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:|
Dec 20 2010 7:02PM
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iSmokeweed
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"The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened"

typical....
Dec 20 2010 7:03PM
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yojimbo
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really? cuz your point seemed to be more about how gnartron is a know it all, and had nearly nothing to do with what you just said. Though I must agree genocide does have nearly nothing to do with jumping on a shark when your drunk, unless your a DRUNKEN SERBIAN!
Dec 20 2010 7:04PM
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General_Ripper
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Your still dumb

Dec 20 2010 7:12PM
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General_Ripper
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A colon with a line next to it is bad grammar too so stfu

Dec 20 2010 7:21PM
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wambat
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He was making what some call a "joke"... YOU'RE the dumb one.
Dec 20 2010 8:09PM
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k-rob
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you're all dumb.
Dec 20 2010 8:12PM
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yuck
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i love how he kills a shark, and has to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning
Dec 20 2010 8:15PM
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.Apex.
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one of those things that you just have to think what if he was to have jumped 3 seconds earlier. a very different news article. Drunk Serb gets Dummied
Dec 21 2010 4:27PM
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