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Best Pick-up line? haha

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swaggastupid
Posts: 66 - Karma: -6
what are the best ways to wheel chicks in your oppinion?
best convo starters whatever....?
Dec 17 2010 12:26AM
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.JPolster
Posts: 782 - Karma: 17
Can you please point me in the direction of the search bar.
Dec 17 2010 12:30AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
"hey wanna bone"
Dec 17 2010 12:31AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
"do you girls want to play rape?"
"no...."
"excellent!"
Dec 17 2010 12:32AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
repost
Dec 17 2010 12:32AM
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Anathema
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i have candy back in my van, would you like to come with me and get some?

Dec 17 2010 12:33AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
things that work:

girl texting at a party, standing by her self not dancing...
"hey, if i was as cool as you I would be standing over here with all my friends and not dancing"
it works, trust me.

girl dancing by her self
"Hey, my friend doesn't think you can dance"
boom, now she's grinding on your buddy and you're the best wingman ever

things that are funny:

"excuse me miss... does this rag smell like chloroform?"

you: "want to get a pizza and fuck?"
her: "no"
you: "what? you don't like pizza?"
Dec 17 2010 12:38AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Dec 17 2010 12:42AM
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Jaymon
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,213
you: hey wanna come back to my place for some sex and pizza?

her: no (its pretty rare one gets this response)

you: what? don't like pizza?
Dec 17 2010 12:42AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I'm seeing myself in your pants!
Dec 17 2010 12:43AM
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Jaymon
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,213
dammit beat me to it
Dec 17 2010 12:50AM
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penguinslide
Posts: 215 - Karma: 42
"Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?" - Failed Pick-Up Artist
Dec 17 2010 1:01AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
haha, i laughed when the two posts directly after mine posted two of the ones i just did.

its cool haha.
Dec 17 2010 1:06AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
This is a favorite from our very own Nebula:

"Hey, you like poptarts?"
Dec 17 2010 1:13AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
wtf? I thought I was the only one doing that..and there I was thinking I was original. Cool story right?
Dec 17 2010 1:33AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
"Hi there, how are things?"

and inb4 ECB
Dec 17 2010 1:44AM
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little1337
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Dec 17 2010 8:28AM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
Did you know the word of the day is legs? How bout you come to my place and spread the word!
Dec 17 2010 8:33AM
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MADmex
Posts: 803 - Karma: 101
oh and the pizza one is CLASSIC!!!! and im goin to 7springs today!!!! super stoked!!!! first time this year!!!!!!
Dec 17 2010 8:37AM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.
Dec 17 2010 8:51AM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
nice tits, lets fuck
Dec 17 2010 9:30AM
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