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Me and my girlfriend...

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Matty_K
Posts: 575 - Karma: 222
We are going out to NYC on saturday and she'd be picking me up at 5 oclock... so I said why not just have a sleepover friday night. I'm 15. so I'm young and we've been going out for awhile... but she ended up asking her mom, whos normally tight about that stuff, but she said yes surprisingly. Her mom called my mom and asked her if it was okay. My mom doesnt feel comfortable. I told her we'd sleep in different rooms and shit and she still wont allow it. What can i say to her? and im being serious guys haha.
Dec 16 2010 8:20PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

tell her ,

MAWWWWWMMMMMMMMMM

COME AWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN MAWWWMMMMMMMMMMM

Dec 16 2010 8:22PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
really?
Dec 16 2010 8:22PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
be straight up with her... slap dat bitch till she give you what you want duh.
Dec 16 2010 8:23PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
TELL YOUR MOM YOU WILL ONLY CUM TWICE
Dec 16 2010 8:24PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
tell her youll wear protection.
Dec 16 2010 8:24PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
Tell your mom that shes cock blocking you and that shes being a god dam bitch cause you can get pussy but shes the only thing stoping you.
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
this
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
ey ma, let me get my dick wet!
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
*my girlfriend and I
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
/thread
Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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Daydreaming
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Dec 16 2010 8:25PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
tell her you have no intention of doing anything, ur just friends...
then fuck her.
Dec 16 2010 8:26PM
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Matty_K
Posts: 575 - Karma: 222
we've been going out for 9 months.
Dec 16 2010 8:26PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
remember, if you dont want to get her pregnant than pull out and pee on her leg.
Dec 16 2010 8:27PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
but don't let her near your fingers
Dec 16 2010 8:27PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
took the words right out of my mouth
Dec 16 2010 8:27PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76

start crying and screaming and procede to go into fetal position.

Dec 16 2010 8:28PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

simiilar circumstance happened recently to me, except it was like 15 smashed kids that spent the night. glad i got a bed if yanawadimean. claim/

just be straight up like her moms fine with it, we wont be in the same bed (sneak in at 2, leave at 3 if you can last that long) and its no biggie. if that doesnt work nothing will, except maybe a beating until she breaks.

Dec 16 2010 8:36PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
My girlfriend and I
Dec 16 2010 8:37PM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
toooooooooo late
Dec 16 2010 8:39PM
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Timotheezy.
Posts: 747 - Karma: 157
advice on newschoolers is always full of wisdom
Dec 16 2010 8:40PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
MA THE MEATLOAF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h22uk9im8A
Dec 16 2010 8:40PM
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Daydreaming
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Dec 16 2010 8:42PM
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Daydreaming
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The feeling is mutual
Dec 16 2010 8:45PM
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TheHundreds
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
stop being a pussy and demand that bitch (your mom) to allow if or you will fuck her up.
Dec 16 2010 8:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
why would your mom cockblock you?

kill her and get a new mom you sack-less bitch.
Dec 16 2010 8:45PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
ive never seen this not work
Dec 16 2010 8:46PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
ask her why? is it about us having sex?
and than say if we wont to well do it anyway so it doesnt matter!


my parents wished me succes the first time my old gf came over :)
Dec 16 2010 8:47PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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siihb
Dec 16 2010 8:48PM
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maximiliaan
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oh and dont forget if she says you cant have sex with her, tell her that other wise you have to download allot of porn on the computer wich causes lots of virusses that can look into her bankaccount and steal money and her identity and her car and that all causes to a depression in her life
AND YOU DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN DO YOU?!
Dec 16 2010 8:50PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
finally reveal to your mom that youre gay and wont have sex with girls cuz you dont roll that way
Dec 16 2010 8:54PM
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feihlination
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yo wat
Dec 16 2010 8:55PM
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alvy.
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periods. use them.
Dec 16 2010 8:57PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
legit response is legitimate
Dec 16 2010 8:58PM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Honestly, your mother is just being a normal responsible adult. Unless you live miles apart most parents would feel totally uncomfortable with their kids sleeping over with girlfriends/boyfriends  at that age .  Not saying all are like that or that your not mature enough to fuck. But it just seems normal
Dec 16 2010 9:19PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Cock blocked by your mom. So fucking tragic
Dec 16 2010 9:21PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Tell your mom she's lesbian. Solves everything
Dec 16 2010 9:21PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Or tell your mom you're gay. Then she'll let you go and sleep over in the hope that said girl ends up turning you with her wiley ways
Dec 16 2010 9:24PM
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SackTap.
Posts: 621 - Karma: 39
tell your mom that if she cant sleepover your going to kick her right in the vagina
Dec 16 2010 9:30PM
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
The vahgeenuh
Dec 16 2010 9:33PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
gotta love nsg help
Dec 16 2010 9:38PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
Oh my God are those FULL FUCKING TILTS?!?!
Dec 16 2010 9:41PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
this thread is the perfect example of nsg
Dec 16 2010 9:41PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
well stick it in her pooper if anything
Dec 16 2010 9:42PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
@ 1337 thats new
Dec 16 2010 9:45PM
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Smuffy
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tell her youre going the full 9 yards...

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then get her prego
Dec 16 2010 9:47PM
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HugeWienerMan
Posts: 137 - Karma: 19
Listen mom, everyone else at school is having sex, why cant i? I've seen kim karsashians sex tape like 50 times i know what im doing...
Dec 16 2010 9:51PM
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Dex
Posts: 468 - Karma: 100
hahahahaaaaa lolerz
Dec 16 2010 10:11PM
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SCOO-WOOP
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 244
You've succeeded in making me lol once again.
Dec 16 2010 10:12PM
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justinp4400
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 1,039
ok im 16 and had my lady up to my summer house for a few nighs after tons of negotiating and saying we were in seperate beds. worked untill second night, my mom caught us sleeping togeher in the morning
Dec 16 2010 10:30PM
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