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WaterBottle
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[2:09:13 PM] mallory : IM ON MY PERIOD.
[2:09:21 PM] mallory : just startted today
[2:09:23 PM] Ben : so we are not fucking
[2:09:28 PM] Ben : its ok
[2:09:32 PM] mallory : how can we
[2:09:44 PM] Ben : we cant fuck on your period
[2:09:46 PM] Ben : that is gross
[2:09:48 PM] mallory : we could.
[2:09:53 PM] *** Missed call from mallory *****. ***
[2:09:53 PM] Ben : how
[2:10:09 PM] mallory : just we would need a condom
[2:10:15 PM] Ben : it would be gross
[2:10:20 PM] Ben : as fuck
[2:10:48 PM] mallory : ive done it before.
[2:10:56 PM] Ben : how did it go
[2:11:17 PM] mallory : bloood all over your stomach and the bed and your stomach
[2:11:24 PM] mallory : and my vaginaa.
[2:12:16 PM] mallory : and like my legs,
[2:12:19 PM] mallory : but its nottt that bad
[2:13:16 PM] Ben : you sure
[2:13:31 PM] mallory : well if your okay with alot of blood.
[2:13:45 PM] mallory : itll ruin thee spread ssheets.
[2:13:50 PM] : bed*
[2:14:47 PM] Ben : oh
[2:14:49 PM] Ben : damn
[2:14:51 PM] Ben : intense
[2:15:18 PM] Ben : how about anal
[2:15:51 PM] mallory : why not just regular.
[2:16:06 PM] Ben : i dont want blood all over me
[2:16:34 PM] mallory : welll why dont we juust do it in the shower.
[2:16:52 PM] Ben : ehhhh
[2:17:33 PM] mallory : welll i dont wanna sit there and be fucked upp the ass while i have a tampon in
[2:17:48 PM] Ben : whyy
[2:18:45 PM] mallory : iisnt thhat akwardd with like the string,
[2:18:47 PM] mallory : iddk.
[2:18:50 PM] Ben : yes
[2:18:57 PM] Ben : so we are not banging
[2:20:10 PM] Ben : :(
[2:20:24 PM] Ben : ;(
[2:20:30 PM] mallory : welll would it be awkward,?
[2:20:35 PM] Ben : yes
[2:20:56 PM] mallory : okay well you saying that makes it 100 times wors.e.
[2:21:03 PM] Ben : how much blood are we talking
[2:21:26 PM] Ben : explain it to me
[2:21:32 PM] mallory : likke,
[2:21:43 PM] mallory : a ffourth of a water bottle.
[2:21:51 PM] Ben : no thanks
[2:21:59 PM] mallory : okay.
[2:22:07 PM] mallory : well then
[2:22:17 PM] Ben : well then what
[2:22:26 PM] mallory : k if were in the shower why would it matter
[2:22:41 PM] Ben : what shower
[2:23:07 PM] mallory : mine yours?
[2:23:23 PM] Ben : notmine
[2:23:31 PM] Ben : i dont want blood all over there
[2:24:10 PM] mallory : ill watch it off.
[2:24:53 PM] mallory : or do you just wanna anal?
[2:25:51 PM] Ben : no nothing is fine
[2:25:53 PM] Ben : i can pass
[2:26:02 PM] Ben : you can blow me
[2:26:17 PM] mallory : thattlll be fun/
[2:26:23 PM] mallory : you do nothing to me
[2:26:31 PM] Ben : sooooooo
[2:26:35 PM] Ben : i dont want blood
[2:26:38 PM] Ben : that is gross
[2:26:57 PM] mallory : ben suck it up
[2:26:59 PM] mallory : cum is gross,
[2:27:02 PM] mallory : but i swallow itt anyways
[2:27:06 PM] mallory : for you!
[2:27:35 PM] Ben : but still.. blood?!
[2:27:44 PM] mallory : so?
[2:28:00 PM] mallory : STOP TELLIN PEOPLE WHAT WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[2:28:09 PM] mallory : wow im done bye
[2:28:12 PM] Ben : matt is sitting next to me
[2:28:17 PM] Ben : and dillon
[2:28:17 PM] mallory : hahahahah he was showing the class
[2:28:20 PM] mallory : the classssssssssssssss
[2:28:21 PM] mallory : bye
[2:28:24 PM] Ben : we are talking about how kinky it would be
[2:28:36 PM] Ben : it was 3 people
[2:28:41 PM] mallory : k
[2:28:41 PM] Ben : sorrrrrrrrryyy
[2:28:45 PM] mallory : k
[2:28:46 PM] Ben : they are sitting next to me
[2:28:49 PM] mallory : k
[2:28:58 PM] Ben : i thought you wanted the world to know about our fantaies
[2:29:03 PM] Ben : :)
[2:29:07 PM] mallory : no i dont ben
[2:29:10 PM] Ben : oh
[2:29:11 PM] mallory : and you know that
[2:29:15 PM] mallory : text if you want bye
[2:29:18 PM] Ben : well to make it up to you ill fuck ya
[2:29:21 PM] Ben : blood and all
[2:29:33 PM] mallory : no condddom?
[2:29:41 PM] Ben : whatever you like
[2:29:47 PM] mallory : good.
[2:29:47 PM] mallory : bye
[2:29:50 PM] Ben : what
[2:29:53 PM] Ben : why
[2:29:55 PM] mallory : text me
[2:29:59 PM] mallory : im going shopping
[2:30:02 PM] Ben : talk on here
[2:30:07 PM] mallory : i cant
[2:30:09 PM] Ben : pick up condoms!!!!!!
[2:30:10 PM] mallory : im leaving school
[2:30:15 PM] mallory : i dont need em!
[2:30:15 PM] Ben Gilles: okkkkkk


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Both of these people got suspended for typing this on school grounds.
she is now known as "one/fourth water bottle girl"
Dec 16 2010 4:34PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
was this at your school or did you just hear about it?
Dec 16 2010 8:20PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
not at my school, a school in the area though, why?
Dec 16 2010 8:29PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
She's pretty cute. I'd hit it. Oh and nice boobs = win.
Dec 16 2010 8:29PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
just wondering
Dec 16 2010 8:33PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
the best times were when my ex g/f was on her pd because I didnt do anything, yet she did.
Dec 16 2010 8:38PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
you mean a 13 year old with a cups and a victoria's baby's secret padded bra... grow the fuck up you pedofile... or stupid child, whichever you prefer.
Dec 16 2010 8:44PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
he is probably like 12 though so hes not a pedofile
Dec 16 2010 8:45PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
she is actually 17, still illegal but nice try, i am 16 myself, shut the fuck up with your stupid assumptions
Dec 16 2010 8:47PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
I assume he'd prefer the stupid child HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dec 16 2010 9:06PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
so you're a stupid child and she's had her boobs for 3 years? so sorry for assuming she's 13.
Dec 16 2010 9:16PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
When the river flows red take the dirt road but don't get stuck in the mud.

That new nickname must be harsh on her. Poor girl must be devastated, I wonder if she needs any comforting. OP she live on the ice coast?
Dec 16 2010 9:23PM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
this picture just screams whore to me
Dec 16 2010 9:30PM
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SackTap.
Posts: 621 - Karma: 39
holy shit. i wonder if they did it.. like mallory said, it could get blood everywhere and look like a murder scene
Dec 16 2010 9:34PM
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SONlC
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
I agree. It's like free dome
Dec 16 2010 9:42PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
oh the hilarity
Dec 16 2010 9:46PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
Nah , rockin the midwest
Dec 16 2010 10:04PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
its k :)
Dec 16 2010 10:05PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
great read
Dec 16 2010 10:27PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
i just found it funny that it seemed like she wanted it a tad more than he did
Dec 16 2010 10:30PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
bamp

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Jan 6 2011 12:08AM
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the~muffin~man
Posts: 364 - Karma: 76
I thought he was ben too.... but i still dont know why the hell he would want to do her with blood all over the place but anyway that was a fucking halarious conversation.
Jan 6 2011 1:58AM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
so you made your username WaterBottle?

and when a girl is on her period is when she is also horniest. ridiculously horny. typically a girlfriend will happily give a blow job when on her period, maybe ive just been lucky with girlfriends though.
Jan 6 2011 2:17AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i love how she was tripping out about 2 people knowing....and how its on the internet now.
Jan 6 2011 2:22AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
This was such a classic thread hahah I laughed so hard the first time around
Jan 6 2011 2:33AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Meh, i just put a towel down, turned the lights off and used a dom. No blood on me and she left straight after and had a shower.

Chicks are horny as fuck when they're on the rag, they'l go the extra mile to take a dick.
Jan 6 2011 2:42AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,379
Sounds risky as all hell, too. You could be in the middle of it and BOOM. Code red hits and its all over the sheets.
Jan 6 2011 2:44AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
im having an EPIC skype conversation right now with this insanely hot BABE YAYAAYAAAAA
Jan 6 2011 2:45AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Everyone always overexagerates it. My stupid ass had to get curious and have a look before she left and yeah, its not a pretty sight, but the red zone hardly touches her inner thigh and the towel we were on had a red patch the size of a 50c peice.
Jan 6 2011 2:48AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
post it when its finished!
Jan 6 2011 3:27AM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
its not bad...some girls get horny and if you're a man you aren't gonna let a little blood stop you...Just don't do it in your sheets or put something down. Shower is the best place.
Jan 6 2011 3:40AM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
I fucked my freak of an x girlfriend with the lights off before she informed me she was on her period.. i ate her out before fucking her too.
Jan 6 2011 3:58AM
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alexg1687
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 1,581
for fuck's sake its NOT as bad as she's making it out to be. are you sure this convo is real?
Jan 6 2011 6:18AM
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GayWolf420
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The fuck?
Jan 6 2011 1:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
One of the first things I learned in college: If you eat a girl out on her period, she will always be grateful to you, and reward you in many ways later on.

Jan 6 2011 1:54PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
i hope this is a joke...
Jan 6 2011 3:38PM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
i knew someone would notice this, i made my username that months before this story because of the way my british friend pronounces "water bottle"
Jan 6 2011 3:49PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Oh, what up.
Jan 6 2011 3:55PM
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Jamerson
Posts: 346 - Karma: 10
Shower. good thinking Mallory


Jan 6 2011 5:34PM
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theGURU
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
Take from someone who know; Women have more orgasms and are hornier on their period.

That being said, precautions must be taken. Towels work, the shower is the best but if you want to really get freaky, do that shit outside in the snow and then make a snowball out of it and then hit her in the face with it when youre done =)


we call that the Cherry Snowcone
Jan 6 2011 8:05PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
it isn't that bad...have you ever sucked you blood out cus you didn't have a band aid? Its about as bad as that...
Jan 6 2011 11:31PM
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Thrash
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ben - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515600440&sk=friends#!/profile.php?id=515600440&sk=wall

mallory - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515600440&sk=friends#!/malhaye
Jan 25 2011 10:36PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
haha
Jan 25 2011 10:49PM
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poluhasuper
Posts: 599 - Karma: 13
this is the most amazing girl in the world clearly
Jan 25 2011 10:53PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
how old r these people lol
Jan 25 2011 10:56PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989

family_guy_thats_nasty1.jpg

Jan 25 2011 10:59PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
threads for lata
Jan 25 2011 11:03PM
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
tap thet
even though it screams herpies
Jan 25 2011 11:08PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 706
HA! I actually sort of know both of those people.. small fuckin world..

too bad those aren't the real people, that'd be hilarious.
Jan 25 2011 11:09PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
she must have been joking around with him? a 4th of a water bottle? is that normal? seems like a hell of a lot of blood to me. only ever did it with an ex girlfriend id been dating for a while. put a towel down or do it in the shower. it was never much of a problem. even ate her out too, that wasn't even bad, it was worth it for the returned favour. also, i swear i noticed my cock was bigger around her period, she would notice too
Jan 25 2011 11:12PM
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beowulf
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CLAIM?

















































this ben went to my school (maybe still does). And the girl got so much shit for this when it was sent out to all of the nasty nati.
Jan 26 2011 8:15AM
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