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Description of Powder Skiing

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Rialb
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I'm writing an article on powder skiing for my English class and could use some help by you providing your description of shredding some pow. Some comparison's would be great, +K to those most helpful
Dec 15 2010 8:20PM
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Balto
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its like ejaculating over and over while you float on top of clouds
Dec 15 2010 8:23PM
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Rialb
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That definitely deserves a paragraph in this paper
Dec 15 2010 8:26PM
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eastcoastplanker
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Dec 15 2010 8:26PM
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N.L.
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words cant describe slashing the knee deep sugary softness known as powder. The untracked fields of pure white, just waiting for some slashes, or figure eight turns. Popping out of the depths of its greatness for a breath of fresh air in between turns. Dropping fifty feet gracefully  into the safety of the purest of pows will only result in the loudest yelp of your life, landed or not. In the event of a fall, the usual ragdoll can be expected; from head to toe and back to head again, a fall of this nature must be taken with a smile.  In the deepest of the frozen goodness, the turns produce a wave of snow that engulfs the skier/boarder. This action is referred to as the head shot and is the holy grail of pow skiing. When the snow depth is at epic proportions, repetitive headshots will give the effect of suffocation, and with the physical demands of shredding this kind of condition, the oxygen needs to be flowing. A swimming snorkel may be used for this condition.

^but thats funny too.

Dec 15 2010 8:39PM
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GayWolf420
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Its a damn good time. Even more of a amazing expierience when you're doing it with friends.
Dec 15 2010 8:40PM
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RAWLAN
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like a thousand angels slowly massaging your balls and simultaneously doing meth
Dec 15 2010 8:43PM
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FUUUCK
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Powder skiing provides you with the feeling of weightlessness and the ability to jump of nearly anything and be ok. It makes skiing easier, and significantly more fun.
Dec 15 2010 8:44PM
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JibInMyPants
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The feeling of flying without ever leaving the ground. And when you fall from the sky, it's like landing on millions of packing peanuts!
Dec 15 2010 10:04PM
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teleak
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I remember.... maybe Mike D saying something in Salomon Freeski TV.... you should find that and quote him.
Dec 15 2010 10:09PM
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Jamestown
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It's like you just took the biggest poop of your life, then stand up to admire it, and you get millions of tiny ice crystals in your face, but it feels like an angel farting baby-powder at you.
Dec 15 2010 10:09PM
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Karma_Police
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You have friends on a powder day? You don't ski hard enough.
Dec 15 2010 10:16PM
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Karma_Police
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You're thinking of in deep. But I think its the same clip, feeski tv has a habit of using some used clips sometimes.
Dec 15 2010 10:18PM
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Troy.
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The weightless feeling of gliding across the earth's surface is comparable to nothing the human body has ever achieved. There is no comparison the gentle waves in the powder that you feel as you rise and fall, rise and fall in the powder.
Dec 15 2010 10:19PM
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soulskier
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be sure to make mention of tapping the virgin pow pow
Dec 15 2010 10:21PM
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Ski..4..Life
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Read my sig, i think it defines the feeling you get pretty well
Dec 15 2010 10:26PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Your logic is quite flawed.
Dec 15 2010 10:27PM
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GayWolf420
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Who gives a shit? Its good time all around. I don't really give a shit about the whole "No friends on a powder day" thing.
Dec 15 2010 10:35PM
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Chilly.
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It makes me feel like a majestic eagle soaring through the air while simultaneously busting repeatedly.
Dec 15 2010 11:11PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Okay.... It's all good.
Dec 15 2010 11:15PM
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cooper.fry
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cum.
Dec 15 2010 11:35PM
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DaysToCome
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dude its like flying man
Dec 16 2010 1:57AM
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lalalalaura
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"i used to think skiing was better than real life... then i realized powder skiing IS real life..."
Dec 16 2010 2:13AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Remember that time when your uncle told you to relax because he was a secret doctor? It's better then that.
Dec 16 2010 2:19AM
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p-fo
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like nothing else. it is exhilaration, and happiness, and everything good about life all mixed into a few moments. it is nearly impossible to describe. like that feeling in your chest when everything is right with the world. that huge endorphin rush that blots out everything but the next trees, the next cliff...
Dec 16 2010 2:36AM
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jason...
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yeah straight up, theres no friends on a powder day.
Dec 16 2010 2:37AM
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I_Am_Mod
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i think "better than sex" describes it quite well ...
Dec 16 2010 7:47AM
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SkierX
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Correction, there's no room for slow friends that hold you up on powder days. However, there is nothing better than sharing a powder day with a bunch of buddies who can rip right alongside you.

See the latest Powder for the writeup that perfectly phrases the truth.
Dec 16 2010 10:19AM
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chardi
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boom this. i don't ski powder (sad face), but i've watched it, and that dueling gopros edit or whatever it was called was ill
Dec 16 2010 10:24AM
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soulskier
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i think i'll take it to the next level and say better than better than sex cake
Dec 16 2010 1:53PM
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chardi
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vanilla or chocolate?
Dec 16 2010 1:56PM
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D.L.Rhinehart
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Call me Night Hawk.
Dec 16 2010 2:09PM
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soulskier
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marble-ized
Dec 16 2010 2:14PM
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fricino13
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better than sex
Dec 16 2010 2:23PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Life threatening agility coupled with sensory deprivation, it's a highly addictive epic balance.
Dec 16 2010 2:24PM
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EmperorKuzco
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its like skiing through gods jizz
Dec 16 2010 2:27PM
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Rialb
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I'm sneaking in a jizzing reference for sure
Dec 16 2010 3:40PM
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TijmenDal
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This is a Hoji quote I always remember when people ask me about pow skiing (maybe from SSD)

'It's as close as you can get to flying without leaving the ground'
Dec 16 2010 3:43PM
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Anathema
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like climbing the rope in gym class

Dec 16 2010 3:45PM
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Sklar
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quoted for truth
Dec 16 2010 3:54PM
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