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Steezy_IN_KC
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I just lived my own worst nightmare.. I received a call at 8:30 this morning,
Her- Are you coming to class?!
Me- Yeah i am coming to class, its our final presentations....
Her- yeah... yours was 10 minutes ago!!!
Me- WTF!? DID CLASS TIME CHANGE?!
Her- uhhh yeah... to 8, your over thirty minutes late!

SO i jumped in my car and slammed on the gas, got to class in 2 min and presented THANK GOD! He told me after everyone was gone that my presentation was the best by far and he wished i wasn't so lazy because i would have been his prized student.

Anyone else have a crazy story regarding their finals? I am sure i cant be alone in this...
Dec 13 2010 10:47AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i cheat like a mother fucker during my exams. i do all my exams alone in a different room and i get more time and shit because of my ADD and the person "keeping en eye" on me is always sitting facing away from me and reading a book or some shit, so i always write a bunch of equations and notes and shit on normal printer paper, tuck that in to the front of my pants and inside my sweater, then when the exam starts i take it out, slip it in to the actual exam, that way if for some reason i get spotted, it just looks like im reading over one of the questions that i already answered. its fuckin ridiculous ahaha
Dec 13 2010 10:53AM
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zakaroo
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I didn't have my exams this trimester because there was a mixture of snowday/murder 1 block away from my school. So they let us retake them if we wanted to the next week, but it wouldn't count against us. Sometimes, I think the administration at my school is retarded.
Dec 13 2010 10:58AM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 675
He told you that you would be his prized student? Really?
Dec 13 2010 11:26AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
lol ya i know bro, the first time i went in there i was like are these ppl serious?? and then i was like alright, why the fuck not aha
Dec 13 2010 11:32AM
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Bar_Down
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im at U de M, polytechnique to be exact
Dec 13 2010 11:46AM
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laurence^
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What faculty?
Dec 13 2010 11:51AM
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mike720b
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haha thats sick.. congratulations on pulling it off..
Dec 13 2010 12:02PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542

From now on you will be my slave or I'll snitch!!!!!

Jokes lol

Dec 13 2010 12:20PM
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mike720b
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haha iv got a good one... I got to take my SAT in a separate room in high school (ADD as well) hahaha. anyway.. I wasnt done with it yet and i was supposed to be going to an OAR concert 40 minutes away at like 7pm so the lady let me just leave in the middle of working on it and come back to the school on sunday to finish it.. i had to meet her there so she could unlock the school and shit it was great. first thing she asked me was how the concert was... loved that lady.
Dec 13 2010 12:26PM
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Bar_Down
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lol that shit would suck
Dec 13 2010 12:29PM
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I_Am_Mod
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if i would cheat on college exams i wouldn't go around boasting about it on the internet, last year 2 students from our science faculty got banned from the university for cheating, they boasted about it in a forum they regularly visited and one of the ppl on there knew them and snitched ...

My best finals/exam story:

i have an oral exam for physical geograpy (@college), the exam has 3 major questions, really hard ones that required at least 2 pages full if you were to answer the exam written.

I step inside and the professor shows me a map of france and belgium, he asks me to point on the map where we have been on excursions that year, i point em all out. the professor looks at me with a very strict face, writes something in his notebook and says: out of all 153students you have thus far been the only one that pointed out all the stops correctly, you can go now .....

wen i got my results i had 19/20 for physical geography, half of my year didn't even pass on the exam :)
Dec 14 2010 12:27PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i was lying, i dont actually do that i just thought it was a cool story
Dec 14 2010 1:36PM
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Peter.
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lololol ok sure
Dec 14 2010 1:41PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Just took my English final. Teacher let's us listen to music during the test. There is alot of iPod google potential there she's the bomb
Dec 14 2010 1:45PM
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saskskier
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I definitely missed one. I showed up in the afternoon and waited, and waited and then waited some more. I called a friend who was in the class and when he asked where I was in the morning I just about crapped myself. I went and talked to the prof and she let me write it there on the spot. Never again....
Dec 14 2010 1:56PM
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quixotic
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Freshman year I missed my last math class before the final and I checked our class syllabus for the time and location of the final. I accidently looked at the end time and thought it was the start time. Showed up 20 minutes "early" to the exam to do some last minute looking over of my notes and to make sure I wasn't feeling rushed. I walk into the room and my class is almost done with their exam. I started to panic, but luckily my professor was chill about it and let me take the exam in his next time slot.
Dec 14 2010 2:06PM
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Sh0w-Full
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This morning....thought my physics final was at 10,so slept in til 8:40 until one of my friends in the class texted me that it was from 8:10-10:00. Thank god the class is in the building next to my dorm. Barely finished the exam on time
Dec 14 2010 2:09PM
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laurence^
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I'm in Management. My buddy David Fuchs might be in some of your classes...just finished exams today yeahhhh
Dec 14 2010 7:14PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
Failed both of my exams! SCORE.
Dec 15 2010 1:31PM
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DrZoidberg
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Well I know my last final is tonight from 7 to 10, good time choice professor.
Dec 15 2010 1:33PM
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Anathema
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my greatest exam story was taking first year psychology. three hour exam from 830-1130 (and youre allowed to arrive up to 30 minutes late, beyond that, you're fucked).

i slept in until about 840, got up, washed up, had a bowl of cereal, walked over to the building where my exam was being held in shorts a beater and flipflops (in the winter), sat down at about 855 and i wrote that shit in about 45 minutes. got an A-

pretty stoked. i felt like a champ walking in their that late and being among the first to leave. actually, i was so late that they had taken the extra exam papers away and i had to wait about 10 minutes for them to track down the person that carted them out and bring me one. they were less than impressed, but it was one of those moments where i knew my shit and felt like one of those genius kids who just doesn't give a fuck knowing that things are going to work out any way.

wo0t

not to mention that year was the best in my life in the female department. i was never sleeping alone, nor was i ever with the same chick. fuck those were the days. nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to a knocking door and checkin out the peephole to see a chick in nightclub attire ready to make you her booty call. fuck yes.

sorry, trip down memory lane there.

Dec 15 2010 1:41PM
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