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Funny oxymorons

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GolfingElephant
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What is your favorite oxymoron? Mine is happily married. Post up
Dec 9 2010 10:33PM
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black_mamba
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safe sex
Dec 9 2010 10:37PM
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MCNUGGETS
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Biggie smalls
Dec 9 2010 10:38PM
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ryantheconnolly
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numbing sensation
Dec 9 2010 10:41PM
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.JPolster
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microsoft works
Dec 9 2010 10:44PM
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Anathema
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good grief

Dec 9 2010 10:44PM
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zerospinskier
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adult male
Dec 9 2010 10:47PM
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dmc12380
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Aunt jemima light
Dec 9 2010 10:47PM
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GolfingElephant
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solid right there
Dec 10 2010 2:37PM
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PowSkierCO
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Yours makes no sense.
Dec 10 2010 2:39PM
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chardi
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sexy indian girl
Dec 10 2010 2:41PM
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Bethune
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cold war
Dec 10 2010 2:42PM
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chardi
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that got really heated...


civil war?
Dec 10 2010 2:43PM
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Stickity
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real hot lesbians
Dec 10 2010 2:47PM
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dex.
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my penis is a little big
Dec 10 2010 3:02PM
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thugaim
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good nsg
Dec 10 2010 3:05PM
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PowSkierCO
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I can picture my friend 'Barking' Eddie, it's a pretty ugly sight. I see him half naked, sipping non-alcoholic beer from his plastic glass. Then from time-to-time he nibbles on his cold hotdog, which is smothered in hot chili sauce. For pudding Eddie will be having freezer burnt, white chocolate, ice cream, with a plain fudge topping.

Next week Eddie is organizing a working party for Hell's angels. This is a new tradition, they will be spending a whole half-day on the top floor of his low-rise office. They are hoping to watch a live recording of a programme about turning green oranges into non-stick glue.

Dec 10 2010 3:14PM
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Benedetto.
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Rebel without a cause
Dec 10 2010 3:16PM
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CKpolicy
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i used to think that, but it isnt true.

Dec 10 2010 3:27PM
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Rumi.
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packed powder
Dec 10 2010 3:31PM
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Ducksauce
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freezer burn
Dec 10 2010 3:40PM
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FBGM
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freezer burn
Dec 10 2010 3:41PM
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chardi
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failure!





[in the voice from super smash bros when you don't board all the platforms]
Dec 10 2010 3:44PM
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FBGM
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DAMMIT! haha

jumbo shrimp? please...
Dec 10 2010 3:48PM
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chardi
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a new record!



[in the same voice]
Dec 10 2010 3:54PM
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FBGM
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im not very creative.........ill get you later
Dec 10 2010 3:57PM
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Milksteak
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Apple Tech Support
Dec 10 2010 4:02PM
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Lemuel
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Wut? Is that just because Apple's don't need tech support?
Dec 10 2010 4:25PM
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matt.s
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the thread title is an oxymoron.

and its stupid.
Dec 10 2010 4:25PM
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GolfingElephant
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its nsg what do you expect
Dec 10 2010 4:37PM
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chardi
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intelligent non ski gabbar conversation
Dec 10 2010 4:39PM
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GolfingElephant
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i see what you did there
Dec 10 2010 4:57PM
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MN_Nice
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Legit troll.
Dec 10 2010 5:04PM
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Mr.Turtle
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military intelligence
..from a Megadeth song
Dec 10 2010 5:10PM
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yojimbo
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indian-american but close enough, she is so fine!!
Dec 10 2010 5:19PM
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Captain_Slow
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......... and your how old?
Dec 10 2010 5:57PM
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chardi
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i'm 12.




and what is this?
Dec 10 2010 5:59PM
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GolfingElephant
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to whome are you speaking
Dec 11 2010 1:19AM
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no_steeze
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hahahahahaha
Dec 11 2010 1:21AM
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.jersey
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honest cops
Dec 11 2010 4:12PM
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hoodratz47
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peice of cake... or easy as pie????? WHAT THE FUCK!

Dec 11 2010 4:25PM
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ryantheconnolly
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implying cake cannot be cut into pieces and pie is extremely difficult? i don't see where youre going with this
Dec 11 2010 4:26PM
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Kangbang
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birth control
Dec 11 2010 4:36PM
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BrewskiJr
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hahaha is it bad that I already read it in that voice before you said it?
Dec 11 2010 4:37PM
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mark.p
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funny oxymorons
Dec 11 2010 4:53PM
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hoodratz47
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pie is hard to make. DUH oxyfuckinmoron

Dec 11 2010 6:46PM
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