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America vs. the world (rant)

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thankagaper
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if you didnt get to see the NS movement in the US ten years ago, you missed out. skiers werent allowed in the park and moguls skiing and aerials were the only acceptable methods of freestyle skiing (FIS). real freestyle skiing was actually prohibited and frowned upon. more rules from the old country, Europe had created this standard for skiing, until America broke away from their terrible shackles once again with the invention of the snowboard. The light of freedom shined again and the US was once again setting standards and doing things that were actually cool.

Now it seems we've lost our grip on things. The same things that used to make skiing stupid are returning, and it stems from Europe. In America we want style, and freedom, and pure shred. Europe wants aerials,  with no style, and someday they will issue an FIS sanctioned trick list barring any deviation from what they think proper style is. this will prove itself in the coming months of halfpipe competition skiing and the never ending road to the olympics.

lets keep america freestyle, and euro ______ the gapers.
/rant


Dec 9 2010 11:57AM
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yellav
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MERICA
Dec 9 2010 11:58AM
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hauser
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what?
Dec 9 2010 11:59AM
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TheHuggyBear
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i understand your point, but fuck it. i like being a "rebel" in their eyes. now that season is here lets just ride and take it as it comes.
Dec 9 2010 11:59AM
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yellav
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also, nominated
Dec 9 2010 12:01PM
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wiener
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New Canadian Air Force.
Dec 9 2010 12:04PM
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thankagaper
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more or less, how will we continue to push the NS movement?
Dec 9 2010 12:04PM
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bryansbryan
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yup, skiing can only go in one direction. skiing is just comps- that's all. since nothing else exists in skiing, we should all act like little whiny cunts and complain about how comps. are judged because if we don't, the whole sport of skiing is ruined.

if you didn't catch that, that's sarcasm because this topic, in any form, is legitimately retarded.
Dec 9 2010 12:06PM
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thankagaper
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what? you learned cork 7 ona water ramp and have sponsors?
Dec 9 2010 12:07PM
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thankagaper
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understanding this complex thought is more than you can handle. the rant has nothing to do with competition, the kos or you, and the fact that you will never grasp freestyle skiing to the point that this conversation is directed at.

bryans-bryan sounds really gay. almost european. get him NS!
Dec 9 2010 12:13PM
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unreal.shooter
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where did u hear that europe dosent want freestyle

and theres no need to say someones name sound european and tell ns to get him, stop trying to make people argue just keep ur opinion to ur self !

Dec 9 2010 12:19PM
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fatherb
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MRRKAA
Dec 9 2010 3:15PM
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Chubz.
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your names thankagaper....stfu.
Dec 9 2010 3:46PM
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-Otto-
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Jesus, how ignorant can you be?!?
Dec 9 2010 3:52PM
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Username_42069
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you're a fucking idiot, you cant deny the roots of the sport. its nots like it was criminalized.

on another note..

[imghttp://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/064/264/original/america-fuck-yeah1.jpg?1281143851[/img]
Dec 9 2010 4:08PM
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Username_42069
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one more time...

Click for larger image
Dec 9 2010 4:10PM
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*TURBONERD*
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TROLL HARD
Dec 9 2010 4:11PM
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SmokeyTheBear
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It's hard to tell people that the great majority of Americans aren't idiots when people like you talk so much.
Dec 9 2010 4:12PM
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dispatchQ_main
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Wait, i almost forgot everyone cares what the americans think. Everything there is the best and only way to do things, if somone says otherwise we bitch on the internet.
Dec 9 2010 4:19PM
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Nadia.
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Most American's don't even know where we're located at, so given the nature of the thread it wasnt that surprising they'd leave something that vital out. Leave it to an American to make such lofty claims that all of "newschool/freestyle" skiing was a solely American movement. Wow...

Dec 9 2010 4:20PM
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PintSizedSteeze
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I just wanna say it's nothing to do with where you're from and shit... There's a reason for it being called freestyle but I'm not even gonna go into it having seen how fucking ignorant you are. If you think America's better than Europe good for you but rant about it somewhere else because your thread is pretty fucking pointless. At the end of the day you get no info out of people's replies and apart from basically telling the world you're on your period and you wanna rant about things that don't really concern you or any of us you aren't giving anyone else any info. Thanks for being a douchebag and I hope you have a nice life. Peace.

Dec 9 2010 4:22PM
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Mike-O
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Most Americans don't know where Canada is? Well fuck me sideways as I'm always an advocate to stir shit because of the unintellectual minority in the US, but give me a source about that one.
Dec 9 2010 4:32PM
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Toasty.
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You have never been to Europe. guys throw down so hard out here in austria and germany and switzerland. your stupid

Dec 9 2010 4:36PM
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.Tom.
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You sir, are a fucking idiot. I would usually justify this with an argument as to why this is so, but in your case, it's not even worth trying.
Dec 9 2010 4:42PM
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owned
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i guarantee you that those "Europeans" who do moguls and aerials "with no style" in the olympics are 100x better skiers than you ever will be.
Dec 9 2010 4:45PM
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Joonas
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I like how the op got u all
Dec 9 2010 4:55PM
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.Tom.
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Dayum, i think you're probably right. I was way too filled with rage at the time lol.
Dec 9 2010 5:02PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Dec 9 2010 5:03PM
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YoungJah
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Is this cunt been serious?
Dec 9 2010 5:13PM
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Keith.
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...are you serious? You pretty much just said euro skiiers are gappers..... I think I can leave it at that.


Well we all know whos retarded..
Dec 9 2010 5:59PM
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Heart
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ITT: People getting trolled hard, Canadians thinking Americans are dumbasses.
Dec 9 2010 6:06PM
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SketchySwiss
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Candide Thovex. /thread

fucking troll
Dec 9 2010 6:16PM
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Nadia.
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If 1/5 of Americans can't locate the US on a world map, how do you expect them to find Canada? Especially with all those map shortages... hahahahaha.

Oh yes, freeskiing is a completely American movement. No Canadians, Swedes, French, Swiss, Austrians were ever involved, they just totally hopped on the bandwagon after it was popular, right? Bahaha.

Dec 9 2010 11:15PM
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Dustin.
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I would agree.  I would suggest that those 1/5 are below the age 5 though.  Honestly, how could anyone actually come up with a stat like that?  I'm sure there are Canadian morons too, but if you want to really start another pissing contest in which no one can give any real data then have at it.  Don't be a moron, this isn't going to do any good.
Dec 9 2010 11:19PM
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Nadia.
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I doubt 20% of your population of 350+ million is under the age of 5 though. I come across Americans all the time who have no clue as to basic geography, or country locations. It doesnt surprise me at all that this navel gazing "our shit don't stink and we're better than everyone else" gets perpetuated by a few morons that leads to this stereotype. For example see first post.

...since this is an obvious troll thread why am I not allowed to troll too? :(

Dec 9 2010 11:23PM
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vailsux.com
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where are they from?
Dec 9 2010 11:55PM
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vailsux.com
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*where were they from?
Dec 9 2010 11:59PM
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_DUSTY_
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Bene Mayr, Candid Thorvex, Andreas Hatveit, Jon Olsson, Kevin Rolland...

Just open your damn eyes.
Dec 10 2010 12:29AM
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Moon_Park
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because 95% of statistics are made up.

Or is it 96........
Dec 10 2010 3:05AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Trooooooolololololololol.
Dec 10 2010 3:23AM
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Jibberino
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Holy crap, the amount of trollage these days is outta control!
Dec 10 2010 5:46AM
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TallTom
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This shit's crazy!
Dec 10 2010 6:55AM
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TijmenDal
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OP IS A FUCKING MORON
Dec 10 2010 7:05AM
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DedicatedPicturs
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OP is trollin. I hope.

Also there are found several hundred year old drawings in Norway of dudes doing sweet bomb drops and jumping over barns aka pimp ass pre-historic urban.
Dec 10 2010 7:30AM
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DutchhGutss
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I honestly thought this was gunna be about how America like patrols the whole world.... but yea right on brother!.. Except tons of people that arent from America progressed skiing too? LULL
Dec 10 2010 8:07AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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OP is the most stereotypical american i have come across on NS so far, Get your head out the sand.
Dec 10 2010 8:29AM
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joshua
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I see you behind that alias Bryan Gallant.
Dec 10 2010 8:49AM
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joshua
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Nevermind wrong alias same icon.
Dec 10 2010 8:50AM
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PacificRimJob
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I come across Canucks all the time who don't know basic geography outside of North America, either... So it's more of an intercultural retardedness we have going on here... We still have very closeminded worldviews at this point - inexcusable in this modern age of the internet, as far as I'm concerned.

I'm sure there are plenty of French folks, and people from other European countries who don't know jack shit about the world either... It seems like only the more intelligent Europeans tend to travel outside of Europe anyways... (Least that's what I see)




ANYWAYS - For the OP...

Shut the fuck up...

Dont turn this into an America vs Everyone else situation... Europeans have been at the forefront of this whole freestyle movement too... at this point, I personally dont care about the direction of our sport. It's fun as fuck and it will continue to be. We went through our Renaissance over the last 10 years... and caught up, and in some ways surpassed what took snowboarding over twice as long to do... We took over the industry, and we changed the world of our sport for the better... and it will only continue to get better, and more fun from here on out...

I'm holding out a positive view for our sport right now. We will make the olympics now, and get more exposure. More people will get into skiing. More skis will be sold. Will it benefit the big companies more? Sure... but they already have too large of a lead to catch up to for the smaller companies... Who cares though... even the big companies aren't fucking Enron here... k2 makes fun things. Salomon makes fun things. all these companies make fun things. Lets enjoy it.


That said... the day Nike starts making ski boots (or buys out a brand), I will punch someone in the face...
Dec 10 2010 8:50AM
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thankagaper
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next page
Dec 10 2010 1:26PM
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thankagaper
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good morning, and thank you for your posts.

snowboard+twin tips= invented in america by americans. and developed in "north america"
the terrain park was also pioneered in america, several years seperate north america from the rest when it comes to NS.

candide =pole plants= not NS.

we in america dont care where countries are located in europe. ive traveled the world, and if you asked anyone in the world where a certain state was located in america they wouldnt know.  90% of the world thinks new york city is the state of new york.

i thought i trolled up a better thread than this! AMURICHA bitches.

oh and mr.gallant. his epic crash happened while eurofags were still doing twister spreads and hitting gates...lol.

good day to all.
Dec 10 2010 1:30PM
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