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Open letter to all lange girl contestants

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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
To whom it may Concern,

I am seriously disappointed with all of you. I don’t see how any of you think you deserve to win this contest, in which the popular vote is an extremely important aspect to the judging, by showing off your personalities through pictures and writing up to 1,214 words, as Jess for Plainview, Massachusetts did. Lange Girl is a beauty contest voted on by a bunch of dudes who could care less about what your interests are. You love skiing. Great. No shit you love skiing, it’s not like you would know about this contest if you didn’t ski. I’m sorry but I don’t give a fuck about your most likely passionate story about skiing and I didn’t read Jess’s essay. A Lange girl is a marketing figure. To be a successful marketer you must understand what your audience wants and then make it obtainable for them. In fact, if you want to win this contest, you shouldn’t write anything at all and let your pictures do all of the talking. It shows the people that are going to vote for you that you understand what is being asked of you. In this contest, your life story or proclaiming your love for all things winter is not what your audience wants. We want pictures. Then when you girls finally post your pictures, I understand that you are trying to show off your personality and all, but that is irrelevant and even possibly detrimental to your performance in this contest. I get that some of you are wearing ski boots because you are an aspiring boot model but anyone can model boots. Most importantly, I get that some of you just don’t understand what this contest is about. The popular voting portion of this contest receives votes first and foremost by looking hot. If you want to win, look hot. There is one extremely easy way to do well in the Lange Girl contest and that is to show off your best features: your tits.

Sincerely,
The mother fucking trob.
Dec 9 2010 12:32AM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
yea. take yer tops off girls. oh and 1st?
Dec 9 2010 12:35AM
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GGreene
Posts: 993 - Karma: 42
i am in agreement.
you had a great closing sentence
Dec 9 2010 12:35AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7080 - Karma: 50,345
If you want to see tits look at porn.
Dec 9 2010 12:35AM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
I approve this message.
Dec 9 2010 12:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36643 - Karma: 110,275
I would look at porn but porn that includes hot skier babes is a whole different story. I want tits, please.
Dec 9 2010 12:40AM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
hey have anotha
Dec 9 2010 12:45AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
pretty much true somewhat sadly
Dec 9 2010 12:48AM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
I like the "Janellie" girl. She obviously doesn't ski.

"I can use the boots for what they were meant for - comfort and style !"

lol.
Dec 9 2010 1:28AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
vulva tat, yuck....
Dec 9 2010 1:38AM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
At least it isn't a Lange dude competition.
Dec 9 2010 1:40AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
sigd
Dec 9 2010 1:42AM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
not sure you could have made girls seem more like meat and less like humans any other way. pathetic, just fucking pathetic.
Dec 9 2010 1:51AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
lets get real, this contest is about hot chicks in ski boots. put on goggles if you must, but this is a modeling gig you're trying to get. leave the clothes off.
Dec 9 2010 2:04AM
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loganimlach
Posts: 5132 - Karma: 14,052
Haha, that was a fun read, good job.
Dec 9 2010 2:23AM
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TRSkier415
Posts: 137 - Karma: 71
Ha, I wholeheartedly agree with this statement and honestly was thinking the exact same thing when I was looking through the entrants today. Lange is not looking for a girl who can do a one-turn poser shot in full ski gear and then write a college application essay about what skiing means to them. They are looking for a girl that looks good in a bikini (or less) while wearing Lange ski boots. That's what Lange girls were in the 80s, that's what Lange girls are supposed to be now.
Dec 9 2010 2:46AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
where can i see these lange girls
Dec 9 2010 3:57AM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
Ugh, more rampant sexism and objectifying of women in skiing!

Its only fair if theirs a lange ski guy contest as well!
Dec 9 2010 4:21AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000
SHUTUP LINDSAY
Dec 9 2010 4:33AM
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frampton
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haha
Dec 9 2010 5:24AM
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Static
Posts: 8483 - Karma: 4,030
haha, there would be so many applicants showin' sack. Hilariously gay idea LINDSAY. I hope it happens.
Dec 9 2010 6:10AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
Awesome trolling. I look forward to you making a retarded thread about this.
Dec 9 2010 6:35AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha i would fucking love that! shit would be hilarious

ps i would totally enter in a variety of costumes
Dec 9 2010 6:58AM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
haha someone is in BSAD overload right now
Dec 9 2010 8:24AM
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Panduh_Bayr
Posts: 264 - Karma: 33

LOL made me laugh. and I agree with the original post as well. You have to acknowledge who your audience is.

Let the boys have their fun. I def wouldn't buy a guy Lange poster. Shirtless men on your wall is totally different that shirtless women on your wall.

Except I do have that naked picture of Chugg in my bathroom above my toilet so every time a guy friend uses my bathroom that is what they see.

Dec 9 2010 8:29AM
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Panduh_Bayr
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p.s. we all know 98% of the hot ones don't throw down.
Dec 9 2010 8:33AM
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Lemuel
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I'm just gonna add some more UVM to this thread.
Dec 9 2010 9:17AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,893
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Hide the children! 
Dec 9 2010 10:43AM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
i'm so confused. are there really enough letters on a microwave for you to learn how to type somewhat correct sentences?

I'm impressed you've developed the skills you have from Popcorn, Potato, Pizza, Beverage, Defrost, and Frozen Vegetable
Dec 9 2010 10:50AM
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paulmay
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Dec 9 2010 11:19AM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
wellllll I'm glad I didn't enter this contest...
Dec 9 2010 11:20AM
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N.L.
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there are hot girls that can rip, but they also have class.
Dec 9 2010 11:32AM
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tommyp1ckles
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Dec 9 2010 11:49AM
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E.C.
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i agree 100% and you sure ended with a banger sir
Dec 9 2010 12:08PM
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jibnut
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I would enjoy using your bathroom.
Dec 9 2010 12:38PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36643 - Karma: 110,275
Oh No! Not again!
Dec 9 2010 12:39PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
considering lang boots are typically designed for small feet i don't understand why all you little guys who are the target market even think you'd have a chance with a model such as.
Dec 9 2010 5:52PM
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*TURBONERD*
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haha you're so funny. loljk worst troll ever.
Dec 9 2010 5:57PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
you'd be surprised how many hot ski chicks I've banged in my day... just sayin
Dec 9 2010 5:58PM
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titsLOL
Posts: 7485 - Karma: 396
are you just praying that some girl you have a crush on reads that?
Dec 9 2010 6:03PM
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Hi.Phi.
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ahahahahaha
Dec 9 2010 6:45PM
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GayWolf420
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I saw some of the contestants entries. Oh god.....
Dec 9 2010 6:49PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
are you a feminist?
Dec 9 2010 6:58PM
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TheClap.
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win
Dec 9 2010 6:58PM
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MEGAZORD
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THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE FURY OF FIVE


Dec 9 2010 7:11PM
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Deluge
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lold so hard
Dec 9 2010 7:41PM
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paige.
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Good enough for you?
Dec 9 2010 7:44PM
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207
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i approve this message
Dec 9 2010 7:46PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Last years girl not very hot. Didnt even put up that poster.
Dec 9 2010 7:49PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
push your feminism elsewhere, you chose to enter a fight you cant win. even if sexism didnt exist, you still wouldnt earn a modeling job with an essay. plus everyone loves tits.
Dec 9 2010 8:07PM
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