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B.Snow
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hahahahah


Dec 6 2010 6:06PM
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eheath.
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do want
Dec 6 2010 6:07PM
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.frenchy
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thats niiice
Dec 6 2010 6:08PM
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Obsessedwski
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I laughed so hard
Dec 6 2010 6:08PM
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flexpattern
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That's my lonely brother's christmas present sorted then!
Dec 6 2010 6:09PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha oh man. i thought i had gotten enough information before watching the video but that was ridiculous

imagine working for that company! an older person asks what you do "uhh well we make flashlights for people to stick their dick in?"

while we're on the subject, do you wash a fleshlight?

is there anyone on here who has actually used one?
Dec 6 2010 6:10PM
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ace_
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Dec 6 2010 6:10PM
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Zimmerman
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wow.
Dec 6 2010 6:14PM
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No_Dub
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would buy
Dec 6 2010 6:14PM
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B-runge
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Dec 6 2010 6:14PM
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3-6-steeze
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Hahaha "alien texture." it's blue and lumpy on the inside..
Dec 6 2010 6:16PM
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peterpants
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II LIKEE!
Dec 6 2010 6:22PM
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r0dubs
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Dec 6 2010 6:27PM
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Heart
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yuck, that reminds me of blue waffle *shudder*
Dec 6 2010 6:29PM
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Schlop
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In another thread it came up that it has to be throughly washed, and you have to lube it before use
Dec 6 2010 6:35PM
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RICK_ROSS
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not sure if want?
Dec 6 2010 6:40PM
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RICK_ROSS
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not sure if want?
Dec 6 2010 6:41PM
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dbricknasty
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a friend bought me one for my 18th birthday. i think i used it once, decided it would be too much of a hassle to clean after every use, and it sits in my closet in a shoebox now.

there is no replacement for real poon
Dec 6 2010 6:49PM
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RubberSoul
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well if pussy is 10/10, what would you rate the fleshlight?
Dec 6 2010 6:50PM
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TreePatroller
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you're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
Dec 6 2010 6:54PM
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MothaHucker
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...and you haven't sold it on ns yet?
Dec 6 2010 6:54PM
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dbricknasty
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the fleshlight is good, but its not great. it needs to be lubed thoroughly, cleaned, and you still have to do all the work.
im glad i didnt spend any money on it.
Dec 6 2010 6:55PM
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I_Am_Mod
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NS SECRET SANTA !

I know what i'm sending !
Dec 6 2010 6:57PM
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maximiliaan
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hoping youve got meeee!! :D
Dec 6 2010 6:59PM
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RubberSoul
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haha name something that would get a better rating in the category of "feels good to put your dick in." besides mouth, but mouth and vag tie in my book i guess
Dec 6 2010 7:04PM
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RubberSoul
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interesting. sucks that it has to be lubed. i was gonna say, if my friend bought me one i'd probably use it all the time!
Dec 6 2010 7:05PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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You are forgetting about something very important and my personal favorite...
Dec 6 2010 7:07PM
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RubberSoul
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ah ive never been much of an ass guy. i like asses and love pounding it from behind but anal sex ive never been into
Dec 6 2010 7:12PM
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RubberSoul
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or are you talking about the back of the knee?
Dec 6 2010 7:12PM
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dbricknasty
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too much of a pain to clean. if it cleaned itself, i would much rather use that than my hand LOL
Dec 6 2010 7:22PM
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RubberSoul
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haha yeah, i can imagine cleaning that up afterward and being like... shit next time ill just go normal style..
Dec 6 2010 7:26PM
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B-runge
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pull out

hahaha
Dec 6 2010 7:30PM
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steezemeister
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those bumps look somewhat unpleasant
Dec 6 2010 7:49PM
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matt.s
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that is so fucking disturbing i might throw up.
Dec 6 2010 8:33PM
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[tk]
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haha great find. that's one of the best vids thst been posted on here in a while
Dec 6 2010 8:37PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Teh feck?
Dec 6 2010 8:38PM
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1337
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avatar vagina looks weird
Dec 6 2010 8:41PM
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DJ_Pauly_D
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loolllll
Dec 6 2010 8:42PM
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B-runge
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it has two clitori
Dec 6 2010 8:50PM
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thelizards
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dude, I have like 6 of those. me and my buddies have mass avatar orgies all the time in my basement
Dec 6 2010 9:16PM
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Montville57
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Click for larger image
Dec 6 2010 9:32PM
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SONlC
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Video is called "Alien Fleshlight Returns".... Was there one before this one?
Dec 6 2010 9:36PM
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ryantheconnolly
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"for centuries man has wondered, can i have sex with a fake blue vagina?"
Dec 6 2010 9:43PM
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no_steeze
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god i would SO own a fleshlight if they weren't so creepy and taboo

any man, even if he is bathing in poon, jacks off. why not make jacking off AWESOME??

that being said, i will never buy one
Dec 6 2010 9:46PM
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A.Eberhard
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Ok change in christmas list...
just kidding kind of strange.
Dec 6 2010 9:47PM
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TOK
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I'm asking for one for christmas
Dec 6 2010 9:48PM
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TOK
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dubpost but... shit was in related videos on youtube


yeah. ouch.
Dec 6 2010 9:51PM
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Montville57
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Just asked my mom... She'll probably regift my dads... Cheap bitch
Dec 6 2010 9:59PM
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D1X
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Fucking lol'd.

New FPS game?
Dec 6 2010 10:07PM
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Rudy.
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what were you watching when you found this? what the fuck.
Dec 6 2010 10:24PM
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Blake.P
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"for centuries, man has wondered, 'is there anything else to fuck'"

i laughed so hard when it said that
Dec 6 2010 10:35PM
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