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You now have two months to live and 20,000 Dollars

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yeahno
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What do you do?
Dec 5 2010 6:42PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
Leave and go spend the winter with my sister in aspen.
Dec 5 2010 11:09PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Go with that if it makes your thoughts happy.

if you want darker thoughts go with Alana Locke
Dec 5 2010 11:11PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i didnt know who she was so i googled her. then i got wide eyed, x'ed out the page, and think of you as a whole new kind of creepy. at least before, the girls were somewhat older. shes like 7
Dec 5 2010 11:19PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
naw shes at least teen years i hope
Dec 5 2010 11:24PM
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black_mamba
Posts: 566 - Karma: 12
she;s turning 15 next week lol
Dec 5 2010 11:26PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
thats not too bad

2 months to live, just sayin what part of my idea would entail

the rest is darker
Dec 5 2010 11:30PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Ski. All day, erry day.
Dec 6 2010 1:01AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,034
No one has ever let you babysit their kids right?
Dec 6 2010 1:30AM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
yes
Dec 6 2010 7:47PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
commission a very disturbing video where at the end of it i kill myself.
Dec 6 2010 8:34PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Pay a guy to write an epic virus. Load it to NS and fuck you all over.

Dec 6 2010 8:45PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
find emma watson, and offer her a business proposition...
Dec 6 2010 9:23PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
I would probably buy a million doughnuts and at least eat half of them in a week
Dec 6 2010 9:28PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
Move.
Dec 6 2010 9:30PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
Chris McCandless (into the wild) i would drive to Utah by a pass to Alta, bring my gf, bone full time, ski, last couple of days die doing chads gap lol
Dec 6 2010 9:33PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
put all of my skis on top of my car, pack a small bag of stuff, and drive west leaving my computer behind
Dec 6 2010 9:35PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
you wouldn't fly to save like 4 days?
Dec 6 2010 9:38PM
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cwillygood
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haha this
Dec 6 2010 9:39PM
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Chompo.
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Drop out of school and go ski...
Dec 6 2010 9:43PM
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no_steeze
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nope. i'm completely fascinated with what lies between me and the west coast. the people, the terrain, the lifestyle, everything. i want to see all of it despite how boring or lame some of it may be.

i'm the person who stares out the window the entire time while flying across country because i'm so interested in looking at the different terrain and environments beneath me
Dec 6 2010 9:44PM
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soulskier
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or do that on day 1 and dont die
Dec 6 2010 9:45PM
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chardi
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its a lot of desert and farmland. you should watch some traveling circus (as if to imply that as an nser you've watched all the episodes less than 45 times, lawl) but, thats ok, its cool that you want to make the journey, i respect that. i bet you are really bummed when you have a window seat and the plane flys above the clouds.
Dec 6 2010 9:48PM
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no_steeze
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yeah i just want the experience of driving through it all. even if i dont die in 2 months i'll still drive across country
Dec 6 2010 9:49PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
and if a creepy dude at a gas station in the middle of the desert tells you about a short cut, don't take it.
Dec 6 2010 9:50PM
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no_steeze
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dont worry, i've seen the hills have eyes
Dec 6 2010 9:51PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
and if a lady tries to sell you a squirrel, buy it.
Dec 6 2010 9:54PM
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no_steeze
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don't worry, i've seen rat race
Dec 6 2010 9:58PM
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chardi
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ok, then you should be fine. just wanted to make sure you were prepared.
Dec 6 2010 10:01PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
just what i was thinking, Chris McCandless?
Dec 6 2010 10:05PM
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no_steeze
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read into the wild

i would never want to do what he did. his last revelation was "happiness is best when shared" and he tried to leave the wilderness but couldn't. i totally admire what he did but he didn't die doing what he loved
Dec 6 2010 10:14PM
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gnarles.
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alaska heli trip
Dec 6 2010 10:17PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
- wasatch super pass or whatever it is where you can ski at brighton, alta, solitude, and snowbird $2000?

- sled w/ trailer $5000

- gasoline $500

-food $1k

- 10k truck

- $1800 2 months rent in a decent pad in park city

- weed remaining amount?


Dec 6 2010 10:19PM
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yeahno
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lololololololo
Dec 7 2010 9:31AM
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.Apex.
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well if i live in the us i use the 20grand to pay off hospital bills
Dec 7 2010 10:17AM
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yojimbo
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you are one fucked up individual.
Dec 7 2010 10:29AM
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Squid.
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Dec 7 2010 10:45AM
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Squid.
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Dec 7 2010 10:49AM
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SkiThe603
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Moving to Switzerland, driving around europe skiing, drinking, smoking, then when the time is up, just straight die
Dec 7 2010 12:59PM
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factory81
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Nah

I would actually scrap that whole idea and probably yeah go to Europe instead and just bum around or something

I would waste $20k trying to figure out what to do with 20k
Dec 7 2010 3:17PM
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yeahno
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dont waste on weed
Dec 7 2010 6:33PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
massachusetts has so much tax!!! 20,000 isnt crap
Dec 7 2010 6:44PM
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Bar_Down
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i invent a machine that duplicates anything you put into it. i then insert the 20 000$ in the machine. now i have 40 000. repeat until i can buy/do anything. ???. profit.
Dec 7 2010 6:48PM
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