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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
THE FIRST PERSON TO GUESS THE END OF THIS STORY GETS A STICKER OR TWO AND A COUPLE OF OTHER GOODIES

I went to go grocery shopping for my mom. she gave me the credit card and i got everything in the shopping cart when i could not leave with all the groceries becausee....

This may be kind of hard but thats the point. read very carefully and if no one gets it after a page or 2 i will give out a hint. First person to guess it right i will PM and get shipping info.
Dec 2 2010 9:21PM
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dex.
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because you arent her? how many guesses do we get
Dec 2 2010 9:23PM
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theblackrod
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because they asked you for your ID and you aren't her
Dec 2 2010 9:24PM
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Jpurd
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you get as many as you want and no its a business credit card for her business anyone of her employees (or son) can use it with the pin number
Dec 2 2010 9:27PM
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Username_42069
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..you woke up, and it only a dream.
Dec 2 2010 9:27PM
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BEARS.
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a homeless man stole all your food.
Dec 2 2010 9:27PM
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Jpurd
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no it was real
Dec 2 2010 9:28PM
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Jpurd
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nope
Dec 2 2010 9:28PM
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dex.
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you didnt have room in your car for all the groceries?
Dec 2 2010 9:29PM
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Mezmerize19
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it was denied
Dec 2 2010 9:30PM
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Username_42069
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thats what you think
Dec 2 2010 9:30PM
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Jpurd
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why is it denied?
Dec 2 2010 9:31PM
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Jpurd
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nope
Dec 2 2010 9:32PM
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P.opsicle
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You Realized you don't go shopping, because thats a womens job!
Dec 2 2010 9:33PM
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c.hale
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Reading that very carefully made me realize that you have the grammar of a 13 year old. Therefore I am assuming that the reason you couldn't leave is because you don't have a car / driver's licence.

Dec 2 2010 9:33PM
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alvy.
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your actually dead and didn't realize it until then and now you are having to break the news to us...we are all dead.
Dec 2 2010 9:33PM
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GratefulDead
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It wasnt the right card/it didnt work/didnt have any monies on it.
Dec 2 2010 9:34PM
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Jpurd
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no i just didnt take time to write it up to your standards
Dec 2 2010 9:34PM
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Mezmerize19
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insufficient funds, card was cancelled because it was lost but then it was found again and your mom gave you the lost one by accident. happens to me all the time
Dec 2 2010 9:34PM
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Jpurd
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why didnt it work
Dec 2 2010 9:34PM
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cooper.fry
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You couldn't carry all the shit caise your arms aren't strong enough?
Dec 2 2010 9:35PM
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Jpurd
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ok you guys are on the right track.. for some reason the card did not work. why not?
Dec 2 2010 9:35PM
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Jpurd
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no im not that weak but i also had a cart
Dec 2 2010 9:36PM
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.newman.
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ur mom's bank account was empty.

ur mother is broke son.
Dec 2 2010 9:36PM
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DERS.
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because you were hig as fuck and swiped it the wrong way
Dec 2 2010 9:36PM
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Jpurd
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nope
Dec 2 2010 9:36PM
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dex.
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you went shopping in canada?
Dec 2 2010 9:38PM
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theblackrod
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because your moms identity had been stolen and her card was at the limit
Dec 2 2010 9:38PM
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Mezmerize19
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i guess i didnt have the right answer either
Dec 2 2010 9:38PM
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Jpurd
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i dont do drugs.. they are stupid. never have never will! anti-drug ftw
Dec 2 2010 9:39PM
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P.opsicle
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Because the debit machine did not accept the card.
Dec 2 2010 9:39PM
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Jpurd
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nope.. guys think about what letters and numbers and stuff are on a credit card.... the answer is one word...
Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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SkiThe603
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it didn't work cause it wasn't a credit card, it was her lisence

Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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Mezmerize19
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the strip was damaged.
Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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dex.
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insufficient funds available
your card has expired
your billing address does not match the card statement
cvv/cvv2 (card verification value) number incorrect or incomplete
Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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Jpurd
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nope but good guess
Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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DERS.
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demagnetized
Dec 2 2010 9:40PM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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you had 11 items and were trying go in the 10 items or less line
Dec 2 2010 9:41PM
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Jpurd
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heyyy u got it! it expired! haha we got a winner guys!
Dec 2 2010 9:41PM
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the_moderaper
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your mom went over her limit
you were extremely intoxicated and put it in the dollar feeder
Dec 2 2010 9:42PM
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Tall_Paul
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penis

Dec 2 2010 9:42PM
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dex.
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fuckyeah.jpeg
Dec 2 2010 9:43PM
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annex_
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the card didn't have your name on it?
your a guy it was your moms card?
Dec 2 2010 9:43PM
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Jpurd
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alchohol is for losers.. and im 16 so i dont drink and never will
Dec 2 2010 9:44PM
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DERS.
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someone didnt read the thread... tsk tsk
Dec 2 2010 9:44PM
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Jpurd
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let this thing die guys thanks for playing!
Dec 2 2010 9:46PM
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Chompo.
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because you just bought the whole jiberish line with it obviously....
Dec 2 2010 9:47PM
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dex.
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fuck off losers
Dec 2 2010 9:48PM
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adamlukowski
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the ending will  be somehow you getting into the fresh prince of bel-air theme song?

Dec 2 2010 9:51PM
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BEARS.
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well this was disappointing.
Dec 2 2010 9:52PM
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Slinger1x1
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expired
Dec 2 2010 9:52PM
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