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What would you rather be?

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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
I was thinking one time.... wouldn't it be cool if I was....


Which would you rather be?

(1) A pokemon trainer (living amongst others in the world of Pokemon)
(2) A jedi knight (good or bad, basically wielding a light saber and can use the force)
(3) A spartan Warrior (jacked as fuck slayin bitches left and right)
(4) A Zombie Hunter (a world overrun by zombies, u steal, pillage, and cap the shit out of zombies)

Take some time, think of the positives and negatives..

 if you got somethin sicker then post it.


Dec 2 2010 6:16PM
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pkityyy
Posts: 380 - Karma: 60
how bout a flying fucking t-rex. now that would be prime
Dec 2 2010 6:21PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Are you kidding? Jedi Knight.
Dec 2 2010 6:22PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,016
might have to go with the flying t-rex as well
Dec 2 2010 6:22PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
Chuck Norris?
Dec 2 2010 6:23PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
no question on this one. JEDI
Dec 2 2010 6:24PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
haha hell yes
Dec 2 2010 6:28PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
zombie hunter
Dec 2 2010 6:31PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
jedi knight. I would say zombie hunter because that would be badass - but I feel like I would make a better jedi, plus I would get to travel around in space and fight aliens and other intergalactic life forms for the greater good which has been my lifelong dream
Dec 2 2010 6:35PM
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RubberSoul
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it's a great question but it's too easy cause being a jedi is tits-in-mouth.

if that wasn't in there... shit i guess i'd be a zombie killer, with pokemon trainer as a super close second
Dec 2 2010 6:37PM
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TonyMacaroni
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i find that zombieland has a sick concept and just being able to fuck with zombies day and night would be the greatest. honestly, who wouldn't wanna cap some zombie bitchezzzzz,
Dec 2 2010 6:38PM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33
wait better idea, jedi living in a world of zombies
Dec 2 2010 6:40PM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
what? Obviously Jedi... why would I want to live in a world overrun by zombies?
Dec 2 2010 6:42PM
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liquid_flow
Posts: 228 - Karma: 20
that shouldnt even be a question. JEDI
Dec 2 2010 6:44PM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
my friend and I, 2x in a row we got to level 31. runnin out of ammo both times.
Dec 2 2010 6:46PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
why did you say take your time to answer, fucking this. no hesitation required.
Dec 2 2010 6:47PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
Jedi mother fuckin knight! No doubt whatsoever!
Dec 3 2010 7:37PM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
Obviously a Spartan Jedi Pokemon trainer who hunts zombies. No but seriously, a pokemon trainer. I love pokemon.
Dec 3 2010 7:43PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
spartan from halo?
Dec 3 2010 7:44PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
spartan but only in the way you described it
Dec 3 2010 7:45PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
jedi and zombie hunter would be hella fun, BUT i feel like i would die quickly so i'm gonna say pokemon so my critters can fight my battles for me
Dec 3 2010 7:47PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4197 - Karma: 10,366
gonna have to go with this one for sure
Dec 3 2010 7:48PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,613
Neither. I would be a male african lion protecting and watching over the african savannahs fighting off babylon's evil powers.
Dec 3 2010 7:51PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
spartans were easily killed, jedi's have to fight other potentially better jedi's and you could easily die, zombie hunters are surrounded by zombies, hunted by them day and night, no time to sleep, no friends, no poon to slay. while being a pokemon trainer you fuck shit up with picachoo, and rail that sexy bitch jigglypuff all damn day. think about the pros and cons people
Dec 3 2010 7:56PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
hahaha yes! this made me laugh
Dec 3 2010 7:57PM
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ryano
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jedi's ftw!
Dec 3 2010 7:58PM
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Kirsakid
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Pokemon fthe win
Dec 4 2010 1:15AM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31
I say we through in wizard/witch. def what i would pick
Dec 4 2010 1:37AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Jedi! I mean, it might be fun to be a zombie hunter for a little bit, but being able to take out your light saber and shave with a concentrated beam of pure energy, nothing would feel manlier. except fighting a group of rabid grizzly bears, but with the force you could totally just pick up one of those grizzly bears and smash the shit out of the other grizzly bears with it! ... yup, a Jedi is definitely the best choice!
Dec 4 2010 1:46AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
pokemon trainer by a long shot!
Dec 4 2010 2:03AM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Jedi Night..Fighting between good and evil appeals to me.
Dec 4 2010 2:05AM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
Jedi, but I would be Sith and use my force powers to make mad bitches get up on me yo (lol)
Dec 4 2010 12:08PM
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AHSkier
Posts: 563 - Karma: 42
Hell yes
Dec 4 2010 12:11PM
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yojimbo
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2 or 4 for sure. hunting zombies is pretty much everyones fantasy, and being a jedi would be unbeatable. the force!! so sick.
Dec 4 2010 12:13PM
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dreadyboy
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How could you not say jedi
Dec 4 2010 4:34PM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
Yea spartan warrior doesnt compare to the other three. aight heres how i see it..

- Zombie hunter only if your fighting the slow ass zombies dumb you see in nazi zombies and/or zombieland..rather than the beastly strong and scary zombies from I am Legend (then your fucked). oh and if u had like hot bitches with you in your defense group.

-Jedi would be sick cuz its the future, yodas a G and u can fight with Samuel L jackson (who slaysss poonnany) but if i were this one i'd obv be darth maul who is the most bad ass mofuggy of them all. also dont forget pod race and other ballin shit, and that underwater boat was sick too haha.

- pokemon trainer.. well thats the shit. i mean i grew up on the games, everyone wanted to be one at one time or another.
my party would be : Blaziken, dragonite, alakazam, snorlax, prolly charizard, and gotta have pikachu duh.

Dec 5 2010 1:06AM
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r0dubs
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Hagner, you are awesome





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I would obviously want to be a fucken jedi, cuz lightsabres are the shit

Then zombies, even though the predicament would blow

then pokemon trainer, cuz pokémon is sick as balls

then spartan...even though gerard butler is gay
Dec 5 2010 1:13AM
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chardi
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saiyan warrior
Dec 5 2010 1:15AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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jedi would probs win in a fight among all of the options, so that
Dec 5 2010 1:17AM
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Arabian.
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Jedi or Pokemon trainer, a complete tie. On one hand, Jedi can control god powers. On the other, you can control pokemon god powers WITH the added bonus of confirmed extra dimensions.
Dec 5 2010 1:17AM
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HaggNuTz
Posts: 132 - Karma: 31
thank you my good sir.

i like your order of arrangements, i knew the spartan warrior wouldnt be as popular, but its still badass, just not as bad ass as a fucking jedi, zombie hunter or pokemon trainer...
Dec 5 2010 1:20AM
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MN_Nice
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Pokemon trainer. I would imagine that as a little kid when I went outside sometimes.
Dec 5 2010 1:22AM
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HaggNuTz
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didnt everyone?
Dec 5 2010 1:26AM
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Keith.
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Dec 5 2010 9:16AM
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pomme-de-terre
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obviously pokemon trainer. i would just ride bikes and shit all day. fucking bikes fuck yeah bro.
Dec 5 2010 9:36AM
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I_Am_Mod
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I AM THE MOTHAFUCKING BATMAN !

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Dec 5 2010 11:09AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I'd rather be something not so damn horny, thats humans downfall
Dec 5 2010 11:31AM
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no_steeze
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definitely not a zombie hunter. that'd be sick for a couple days but in a true zombie apocalypse death is basically inevitable it's just how long you manage to survive

i'd say a jedi knight for sure
Dec 5 2010 11:31AM
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