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AWESOME omegle talk!

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Maxudd
Posts: 176 - Karma: 11
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: can i tap dat
Stranger: Uhmm.It depends(;
You: XD
You: r u a philipin trannie :/
You: or a suuuuperhot girl
You: or a uuuugly as guy
Stranger: I've been told by alot of people I am hot so I guess I'm a super hot girl?Haha.
You: wwwooowwww
You: but... it doesnt make sense.....a superhot girl canot be on omegle :D
You: i just got in here to do some funny shit :D
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: I get board so..Haha
You: Cool
You: But! Where were u born?
Stranger: Flordia.Youu?
You: WRONG! right answer is from your mother..
Stranger: But now I live in Ohio
You: hehe sweden :D
You: was just joking..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Aboutt?
You: Can you ski in florida?
You: abut the right answer aighhht?
Stranger: Nope
You: i feel bad for you
Stranger: Why?!
You: cus u cant ski there!
Stranger: Nuh-Uh!
Stranger: Oh wait.I said you couldn't!
You: butt...
You: this doesnt make sense either
You: so put ur damn ful tilt on and undress the rest. annd...... can i tap that?. HAHA
Stranger: Wait...I didn't get that..
You: But! If i get to florida, ohio can i tapp that?
Stranger: I don't knoww..
Stranger: Are you hawtt?!
You: if yes. then buy me a ticket :D
Stranger: And are you a dudee?
You: Well ofcourse i a,
You: am
You: I'm using my full tilts.. so im DAMN HOT
Stranger: Haha.I don't know..What do you look like?!
You: well figure it out
You: ..
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: I can't:/
You: pick a guess 1 HOOOOT 2 UUUGLY 3 DAAMN HOT
Stranger: Yeah.But I mean your features!
You: oooooh. well. i got a reallllly big muscle on my forehead...
You: wich is hot aight?
Stranger: Uhhh.Nahh:)
You: Woooow. What an insult
You: So. Have you ever skied
Stranger: Noo.I don't know how to.
You: OMG! I feel so damn bad for you. Im going to pray for you tonight
You: Do you got MSN? (;
Stranger: Nooo.
Stranger: I can't swim either..
You: w00t
Stranger: Or rollerblade..
You: i can teach you.... virtual lessons online xD
You: ..not
You: can i tap that?
Stranger: Nahh:/
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Dec 1 2010 4:26PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
No.
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Dec 1 2010 4:28PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,560
You had a conversation with a girl over a chat room who is most likely a dude posing as a girl. Do you feel a sense of accomplishment?
Dec 1 2010 4:29PM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59

did you forget to include the AWESOME part?

Dec 1 2010 4:30PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
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Dec 1 2010 4:31PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
I had a prolonged conversation about intentionalist vs functionalist arguments regarding the holocaust that started with "yargh! I'm the booty pirate, now back that ass up!"
Dec 1 2010 4:31PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i watched a girl get off on chatroulette last week
Dec 1 2010 4:31PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Same with me and I was sitting with my friend, but like a month ago
Dec 1 2010 4:33PM
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D1X
Posts: 402 - Karma: 16
facepalm.jpeg
Dec 1 2010 4:39PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
i was definitely by myself..
Dec 1 2010 4:43PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Yeah it was a little awkward I didn't know what to do
Dec 1 2010 4:49PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
dont ruin his first time talking to a girl guys, just let him pretend it wasnt some far white dude in his late 40s
Dec 1 2010 4:51PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
that was fucking terrible to read...
Dec 1 2010 4:52PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
hahaha i bet you both had boners and both of you knew the other one had a boner and no one said anything. those are the most awkward moments
Dec 1 2010 4:54PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
I didn't she wasn't that hot. We just didn't know what to do then she left
Dec 1 2010 5:10PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
ok....

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Dec 1 2010 9:38PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
lol
Dec 1 2010 9:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
here's mine...

Stranger: hey
You: hey guess what?
Stranger: .
Stranger: ?
You: come on guess
Stranger: dhunno what
You: what was that last word?
Stranger: fuck you !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dec 1 2010 9:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
ya you wouldnt know what to do
Dec 1 2010 10:09PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
neither was that
Dec 1 2010 10:12PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i loled more at this...lulz
Dec 1 2010 10:16PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
no... haha but this pic is
Dec 1 2010 10:16PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
looolllllzzzzzz hahah that was good.
Dec 1 2010 10:27PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
for some reason this cracked me up. what kind of dumb ass conversation did i just read.
Dec 1 2010 10:59PM
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Maxudd
Posts: 176 - Karma: 11
hehehe. you guys are stuuupid. I did this cus i didnt have anything to do AAAND to make YOU waste your time reading that
Dec 2 2010 4:13PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 177
i almost lold
Dec 2 2010 4:16PM
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StevenR
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 33
likely story...
Dec 2 2010 4:18PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
that was more just confusing
you were talking about multiple things at once and i couldnt follow any of it
Dec 2 2010 4:18PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
Dude seriously that was the biggest waste of time. If you think thats funny Im gonna find you and kick you in your half functional head.
Dec 2 2010 4:22PM
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Maxudd
Posts: 176 - Karma: 11
ihihih
Dec 2 2010 4:35PM
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MiniMeDanny
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 2,312
that just makes it worse
Dec 2 2010 6:29PM
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