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I need some quick money

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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 819
i have a somewhat tight schedule and i need to make a few bucks
i'm 15
i won't deal
and i think my only money making skill would be sewing...
+K for help :)
Nov 29 2010 9:09PM
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HowNeatIsThat
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 112
yeah, don't we all.
Nov 29 2010 9:09PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
sell your organs or body or sex
Nov 29 2010 9:10PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
sell semen
Nov 29 2010 9:10PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
you are looking for what everyone is looking for, get rich quick schemes

start an airplane scheme

you collect $100 per person, after 10 people donate you get the 1000 bucks, keep adding people, after every increment of 10 the next person on the list gets 1000 bucks, after you get your 1000 you buy back in for another 100 and soforth.... PROFFFFIIIIITTTTTTTT

but good luck, its illegal
Nov 29 2010 9:11PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
prostituion
Nov 29 2010 9:12PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,851

babysit

there are so many people who need one. really easy money, especially if the kids are cool, or fall asleep. even if you hate them its easy money. no taxes

Nov 29 2010 9:13PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
OMG BRO I WILL TOTES SPOT YOU HOWEVER MUCH YOU NEED SO WHAT WILL IT BE 5K or 10K. Incase your simple that last sentence was oozing with sarcasm. My point being don't make pointless threads. If this thread had a point you did one shitty job describing it.
Nov 29 2010 9:14PM
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
handjobs. blowjobs. oddjobs.

Nov 29 2010 9:15PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
jerk off, eat it, look in your wallet, i swear there will be more money
Nov 29 2010 9:17PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
came in to this thread to say sell drugs, looks like im outta luck
Nov 29 2010 9:18PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
you should do babysiting for rich people, like if you live never a ski resort loaded people always want you to watch their kid so they can go out, charge between 10-15 bucks an hour. Or go into prostitution; both options should be effective.
Nov 29 2010 9:20PM
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AKilness
Posts: 364 - Karma: 246
ummmmm parents????????
Nov 29 2010 9:21PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
buy packs of gum, cool pencils,pens, candy, start with like $20 of merchandise. sell these items out of your locker for a profit. at first you will make like $4 on that first #20, but every time you restock buy larger quantities for smaller amounts (buy bulk at a big box store) by the end of next month you will be rolling in cash. fucking ballin outta control. like, new SLS AMG in the driveway. naked bitches around your pool. fuckin MTV cribs shit.


but some kids did that when we were in middle school and they made fucking profit before they got busted.
Nov 29 2010 9:27PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
you have all the hardwear you need to start hookin
Nov 29 2010 9:28PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
prostitution?

seriously though,
buy drinks that people like (arizona's, red bull) that arent sold at your school (im assuming you're in highschool or lower) and sell them at school for double what they cost you to buy them.

I'm in washington and my friend goes to oregon to buy 4loko and sells them at $5 a can. he makes bank doing that
Nov 29 2010 9:30PM
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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 819
my high school sells candy, gum, pop, and stuff..
Nov 29 2010 9:35PM
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McFellon
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 2,005
1. go to your nearest bank with a gun

2. pull out said gun in main entryway

3. fire several shots into air so people know that you are serious

4. take money

5. ????

6. Profit/ hoes, or prison
Nov 29 2010 9:40PM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
beg
Nov 29 2010 9:49PM
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captainEMERICA
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 122
hahahahaha
Nov 29 2010 9:51PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
shoveling roofs can be pretty profitable
Nov 29 2010 9:52PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257

Garage sale, do some yardwork, offer to shovel your neighborhoods driveway and steps/deck this winter.. Or get lucky and find it on the ground at your ski resort?

:-)

Nov 29 2010 9:53PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
sell yourself to older men for secks obviously
Nov 29 2010 9:53PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
my bro found a benjamin on the ground at loveland
Nov 29 2010 10:01PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
yeah people did that in my school, but they stole the stuff cause i live in the slumberbs of williamsville. its a tough life
Nov 29 2010 10:07PM
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TheTristanator
Posts: 1015 - Karma: 819
bump, i really need/want help

Nov 30 2010 9:33PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
sell a bag of icing sugar to a hobo, if you get busted by the popo its only icing sugar, if you dont get busted, you run like hell as soon as you have the money in your hands
Nov 30 2010 9:46PM
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breezepig
Posts: 522 - Karma: 5
learn to play dice son, hustle, hustle, hustle.
Nov 30 2010 10:00PM
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cooper.fry
Posts: 2229 - Karma: 34
homie please, if you could hustle, your name would be Glock_Work.
Nov 30 2010 10:05PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Go to costco, buy packs of gum (good shitat like 5 gum or trident) buy drinks like sunny-D. just get the classy OG stuff, the stuff that isnt for sale st ur school, and sell for barely a profit.. but when u get into bulk.... PROFIT.

it actually works tho.

or check the classified section in ur paper, some newb kid might be sellin his PS2 for no money at all. buy that... then sell to pwn shop. $$$$$$$$$$$



Nov 30 2010 10:05PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
IT DIDNT WORK!?!?!?!
Nov 30 2010 10:13PM
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ECAK
Posts: 150 - Karma: 50
sell some shit
Nov 30 2010 10:16PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
it's either sell stuff on ns or make 50 fat chicks pay you each 1000 dollars to have sex with them, your choice
Nov 30 2010 10:18PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
can you touch your toes?
Nov 30 2010 10:18PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
Make some homemade wine and sell it:

This is illegal for a 15 year old kid and you should not do this... so its real simple you take sugar (dissolved in water) , kool aid packets any flavor (grape is the obvious) and yeast combine them in a bottle. place a balloon with pin pricks in it on top and wait two weeks. after the two weeks strain the wine... it is now potent and you can get drunk but like all fine wines it is better aged. place a cap on wine and let sit for 1-2 months.....Volla cheap ass house wine that you could easily sell for large amount of money to high school kids.

i have been doing this for a while about 25 cents of wine to fill a forty bottle and it gets you mad drunk and a even worse hangover.
Nov 30 2010 10:20PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
prostitution
Nov 30 2010 10:22PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
Get hired as a mystery client. They send you missions by e-mail and you have to evaluate the customer service of some shop or restaurants. You can get 20$ per mission so it adds up pretty fast. Search for it on Google!

PS lie about your age just in case.
Nov 30 2010 10:22PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
I take it your in school? Keep your lunch money, My 8th grade year my parents gave me 5 bucks a day for lunch i ended up walking away with $100 a month.
Nov 30 2010 10:23PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
zipjobs.
Nov 30 2010 11:13PM
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5teve.
Posts: 610 - Karma: 12
This, over the summer like once a week i would babysit my cousins. It would be like 8-3/9-4 and i would make 60-70 bucks in one day. It helps it was my uncle and they have some money but still.
Nov 30 2010 11:18PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
or 5 really fat chicks for 10000 dollars each
Nov 30 2010 11:19PM
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steezeaholic.
Posts: 894 - Karma: 39
sell yo shitttt
Dec 1 2010 12:06AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
this!
Dec 1 2010 12:11AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
or rosie odonnel for 5 million?
Dec 1 2010 12:11AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
flip on craigslist
Dec 1 2010 12:12AM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
sell drugs
Dec 1 2010 12:22AM
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ksnow
Posts: 313 - Karma: 125
Become a ChaCha guide.
Dec 1 2010 12:24AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,386
drugs or sex
Dec 1 2010 12:38AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
don't forget rimjobs!  That's the most important kind.  I hear that it cures hemerroids.
Dec 1 2010 2:19AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
or sell organs for sex.



I have two words for you: Fast Food.
Easy work, flexible schedule, unlimited amount of food at your disposal. Sometimes there is babes.

Keep your chin up kid, you're going places.
Dec 1 2010 2:22AM
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