i, luckly, have never crashed my car.
i accidentally crashed my shops van into a prius because i couldnt see it under the high windows, and the kid directing me never said stop.
the other day, i was driving 70 on the highway around this big long turn, and when i came out of the turn and straightened out, there was a fucking deer, antlers and all, walking across the road. i whipped the wheel left, justttt missed the deer, then back right just before hitting the guard rail. i have no idea how i did it, but i was completely fine, my car was fine, and the deer way fine
then a few days later, when i was crossing that highway, as i started to pull out when the light turned green, some dickhead in like a black lincoln limo kinda car blew the red light going about 70 and almost t-boned me and killed me.
"dubsman i had a fn dream about you playing lacrosse or some shit... i spend too much time on ns" - ace_$