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nikkib.
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How do you eat them?

Nov 22 2010 7:46PM
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GratefulDead
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with my teeth, and salivary amylase.
Nov 22 2010 7:47PM
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ECB
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deef pried

yes that is spelt right
Nov 22 2010 7:48PM
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nikkib.
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just chicken nuggets?

Nov 22 2010 7:49PM
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skichicky3
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with excessive amounts of milk
Nov 22 2010 7:49PM
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GratefulDead
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just nugs, like eating buds of cannabis. that is all you eat.
Nov 22 2010 7:50PM
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E.C.
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Nov 22 2010 7:50PM
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nikkib.
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hahah actually? yay
Nov 22 2010 7:51PM
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chardi
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i eat them as fast as possible because i am afraid that if i do not eat them quick enough someone may come by and steal the oreos i have not eaten.
Nov 22 2010 7:51PM
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E.C.
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i cant afford luxuries like oreos
Nov 22 2010 7:53PM
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DopeDiecuts
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And further down the digestive system is digested by lipase.
Nov 22 2010 7:53PM
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nikkib.
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your life must be incomplete elliotttt

Nov 22 2010 7:54PM
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Arabian.
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Twist, scrape off frosting with teeth, eat cookes.
Nov 22 2010 7:54PM
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zerospinskier
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Nov 22 2010 7:55PM
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Mr.Gaga
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oreo in milk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nov 22 2010 7:55PM
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JamesR
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This. Moochers will swarm for Oreos. Second only to gum. Or maybe third to gum and Starbursts.
Nov 22 2010 7:56PM
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iggs
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you gotta lich the frosting

Nov 22 2010 7:57PM
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Arabian.
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People always comment, so I stopped.
Nov 22 2010 7:58PM
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chardi
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gum is the worst because people may ask you for it even when you show no signs of having it. could you imagine if someone just walked up to you and asked you for oreos?
Nov 22 2010 8:00PM
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JamesR
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And then you're fucked either way. If you say no they think you're a dick whether you truly have some or not and if you give them a piece they'll be asking for it every time they see you. If you give a mouse a goddamn cookie.
Nov 22 2010 8:02PM
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nikkib.
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lol win
Nov 22 2010 8:04PM
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t-roy
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whole cookie submerged in milk for about 8 seconds, then eat and repeat until all oreos are gone.
Nov 22 2010 8:04PM
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ECB
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Middle school, sold altoids, 3 for a quarter. Made bank.
Nov 22 2010 8:04PM
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Mogwai.
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hahah this! teeth are helpful
Nov 22 2010 8:09PM
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EC-Skier
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lolwut?
Nov 22 2010 8:46PM
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Queen_Selassie
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fuck regular oreos

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Nov 22 2010 8:49PM
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Mogwai.
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oh shit i set myself up. touche...
Nov 22 2010 8:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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that. dip them enough that they're not falling apart and mush, but just the right amount.
Nov 22 2010 8:54PM
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swalls
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With peanut butter!
Nov 22 2010 8:54PM
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McFellon
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1. twist to separate each half
2. repeat with other oreo
3. put the two halves with the most filling together and eat
4. discard or eat the excess cookie part
Nov 22 2010 8:55PM
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