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Topgear America

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DUKES
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Topgear America is on tonight.

From all the previews and shit, it looks like they are trying to copy the uk series. I think it goin to be a complete mess, cause Tanner has shows on speed and they are the corniest shows ever, then you have some fat ass redneck thats associated with nascar bull, and some random dude. I could be all wrong and it could be amazing but i doubt it
Nov 21 2010 7:30PM
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Tucks
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yea, I'm curious
Nov 21 2010 7:30PM
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iSmokeweed
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nov 21 2010 7:31PM
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Rudy.
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it's either going to be sick or really bad. either way i'm still watching it tonight.
Nov 21 2010 7:33PM
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DUKES
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yep its the only way to reach a verdict
Nov 21 2010 7:35PM
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SCOO-WOOP
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I dunno.

The UK version has set some pretty high standards.
Nov 21 2010 7:36PM
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skituner
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read a review on autoblog (they were there for the filming) and they give it pretty good reviews
Nov 21 2010 7:38PM
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Slinger1x1
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it will never be as good as the original... unfortunately
Nov 21 2010 7:40PM
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Bart.Man
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I think theyre just gonna butcher and disgrace the original Top Gear, which is amazing
Nov 21 2010 7:43PM
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fujarome
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don't go into it thinking its the uk top gear or else you're going to be disappointed, no matter how good it is.

its difficult to do, but watch it as it's own unique show and you might enjoy it more.
Nov 21 2010 7:46PM
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skiminnesota
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herp a derp


stupid comparison is stupid.
Nov 21 2010 10:18PM
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Slinger1x1
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this is retarded.

i love the cars.

the cometary is retarded, they are no where near as interesting or funny as the originals.

why is buzz aldrin on the show? the last time i saw him was on ali g.

the stig blows.... this one is a terrible driver




ehhh i will watch it because i dont get the OG top gear, but its not as good
Nov 21 2010 10:33PM
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austinmetsch
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way more boring than the original
Nov 21 2010 10:33PM
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B4NE1
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watch dale earnhart jr. is the stig and he'll only drive all the test vehicles on an oval track.
Nov 21 2010 10:40PM
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t-roy
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i knew it wouldn't be as good as the original of course. but so far it is better than I was expecting. I was hoping the guys would be older so they could appreciate the history of cars and such. the really young hosts are kinda meh.
Nov 21 2010 10:50PM
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byrne
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this. i loved the old top gear.. this ones alright but they cant compete with the old hosts that UK had.. its a show that cannot be duplicated
Nov 21 2010 11:03PM
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WikiWiki
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banter sucks- the stig was fine with driving- however he obviously didnt slide across the finish in the real laps- just set up shots

and Lamborghini porn ftw
Nov 21 2010 11:04PM
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.KYLE.
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I'l continue to watch it, but it really depends how likable the hosts are if It survives.

The big guy, and the guy with the big hair are good, the other guy who tries (and fails) to be funny is on very thin ice though....
Nov 21 2010 11:05PM
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teleTay
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the show was not as bad as i thought it was going to be.

that being said, i dont like the host with the beard.

and none of the quotes can live up to anything that jeremy clarkson says.. like how about this one "its like being aroused at gun point" it sounds to me like they are trying to hard to have the exact same show as the British version.

but whatever the producers were aiming for i will still watch it because its the best car show i get because i dont get speed.
Nov 21 2010 11:13PM
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deleted5
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its going to suck because unlike BCC there going to have commercials and the car companies that pay them money so they wont bad mouth them.
Nov 21 2010 11:14PM
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DUKES
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absolute failure, hmmmmmm exactly the same set up but you have two men rding in a shiny red convertible together pretty homo, and they tried so hard to be funny and make fun of each other, but you cant do that with three americans. i mean they had to explain srt 10, it stands for street/race technology and the 10 stands for 10 cylinders, oh really i though it was sex, rock, and tourettes, and 10 is how many testicles it has, oh thats a window to view the engine O RLY
Nov 21 2010 11:20PM
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teleTay
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lol
Nov 21 2010 11:40PM
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skituner
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so true. mercedes is sponsoring it, so guess what, all mercedes are great....not
Nov 21 2010 11:47PM
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twin-tip-hero
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I was so stoked to hear that Top Gear was coming to America. Then I saw a preview and was like oh shit this does not look good.

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Nov 21 2010 11:57PM
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ski_ENDUB
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Overall not a complete failure. I liked Tanner Foust, the other two guys not so much. Definitely looking forward to the episode where they drive the Ford Raptor SVT.
Nov 22 2010 5:39PM
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General_Ripper
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Look at earlier Top Gear UK's. Their banter sucks too. It took time to develop their TV personalities.

The show scared me at first. I thought it sucked really bad and I was pretty disappointed, but bringing buzz to the show was cool and the lambo's were hot which made3 me change my mind. I will be staying tuned
Nov 22 2010 6:02PM
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Chompo.
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That would be so funny!
Nov 22 2010 6:45PM
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thugaim
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>implying Americans can be witty.
Nov 22 2010 6:49PM
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pmills
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Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
Nov 22 2010 6:54PM
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B.Pol
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I thought it was alright, I think it will take some time to be even half as entertaining as the OG Top Gear, but it might get there some day. I really found a higher respect for Tanner Foust as a driver, he man handled that Viper all around the track. That New York douche needs to leave, and I feel like the bearded guy is just going to be a James May or Captain slow as they call him. I am going to give it time and see what it develops into.
Nov 22 2010 7:30PM
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chad.
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sucked, they barely came up with their own material.
Nov 22 2010 7:35PM
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fujarome
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surprisingly, i agree with you.

A big part of top gear is the humor, which is of course, predominantly british humor. You can make the same joke in american-english, but it just won't be the same, which ruins it.

I haven't been able to see it, but from what i gather, topgear america needs to go in their own direction a bit, rather than literally trying to take everything, down to the humor, from the british version.
Nov 22 2010 7:42PM
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thugaim
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Anyone have a link to the show? I feel like raging at Americans.
Nov 26 2010 2:02AM
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theabortionator
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Yeah, I always thought it was a great show. Haven't seen it in years. Didn't know it was still on. Maybe it isn't on, maybe I don't get the channels.


idk good show though. American version won't be as good, obviously.
Nov 26 2010 2:11AM
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XtRemE11
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yeah it was ok, im just really surprised with how bad the hosts are, tanners ok, he's a better driver than all the UK top gear hosts combined, but he's not funny, he needs to be the one that two older hosts are always giving shit. so tanners a good choice, but how could they not find hosts better than the other two. they are just plain lame and not funny at all. they need to be 10 years older atleast, and not be afraid to make extremely rude, offensive and racist comments.

if they werent trying to copy the UK top gear exactly, and picked some badass rude offensive hosts, and filled the show full of american badassness, then id say it could even beat the UK version. but as it is now, it doesnt even come close.
Nov 26 2010 2:25AM
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Jhorski
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I think i hate tanner foust, he's kind of a dick. he a good driver and all but it seems that he doesn't have and humor or feelings, he is a race car driver, jeremy said their have tiny brains. they need someone who is an arrogant bastard but who can't drive
Nov 26 2010 2:39AM
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deleted5
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http://webjoogler.com/top-gear-us-season-1-episode-1/
Nov 26 2010 3:01AM
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thugaim
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I raged after 2 minutes... they copied all of the best challenges from the original exactly, and even the whole 'crash into James May' bit...
Nov 26 2010 12:32PM
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thugaim
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Lets do a supercar challenge!








owait we're all driving lambos trololololol





okay im done.
Nov 26 2010 12:45PM
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Liam.Butler
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I didn't mind it, now I have two top gears to watch. Ill watch the uk version of an actual good show and the american version for sweet trucks.
Nov 26 2010 12:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
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it feels SO scripted and fake it hurts to watch. i know, alot of the uk topgear is pretty scripted, but its done so fucking well that i honestly do not give a fuck. but this one? fuck... i dont know, it just felt so fucking fake. the whole helicopter chase felt completely staged.
Nov 26 2010 1:47PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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If you watch right now, they're racing skiers going down mammoth in CA, the driver is using an EVO.

One of the guys has the seth pro suit and seth skies from a few years back.
Nov 28 2010 10:05PM
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t-roy
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tanner foust called the skiers skittles the whole time because of their brightly colored gear. i laughed.

yeah the show has terrible scripts. the fat one with glasses is the worst.
Nov 28 2010 10:14PM
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.KYLE.
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they need to hate on cars more.
Nov 28 2010 10:16PM
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DUKES
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you know what sucks this is like the only fucking thing on tv and my tv says searching for satellite signal, and i cant believe im pissed about not being able to watch the fucking gay show
Nov 28 2010 10:17PM
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connory998
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agreed, part of what makes the UK top gear funny is the lack of driving skills between the hosts.
Nov 28 2010 10:21PM
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user098123
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Supposedly it gets better as the series goes on...thats at least what they said on Jaloponik I believe.
Nov 28 2010 10:22PM
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COrider
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Tried watching an episode today, I gave up. This version just does not even compare.
Nov 28 2010 10:23PM
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DUKES
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the fucking fat bitch saying "oh the speedometer in the v8 vantage goes up to 220, but it cant do that, oh the britsh are liars",  fucking fat bitch oh how the americans are much better at making cars, like how the dodge challenger speedometer goes up to 185, "oh wait fat bitch, i think the americans are full o'shit", i hate this fucking show, oh and saying that the v8 vantage doesn't have enough power, fucking copiers, just like in topgear uk isle of man episode jermemy already says that fucking fat fucking bastard shit
Nov 28 2010 10:34PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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yeah it's nowhere near as good. I'm really surprised at how well he drove hat Evo through snow. But yeah it's not the same as the original.
Nov 28 2010 10:35PM
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matthew.
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It blows soooo much.... I can't wait for the next BBC season. It's going to be so epic
Nov 28 2010 10:41PM
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