i hate hippies too, i just met one today that i wanted to slap so bad. he's one of my friends friends, a complete stoner, vegetarian, liberal as fuck, and about as stupid as you could get. my friend brought him along with us offroading all day, and i didnt see him smile once, he kept talking really quiet to my friend about how he wanted to leave, (actually expecting us to take a 2 hour trip back for him) and my friend had to keep telling him sorry and comforting him.
while we were splashing through like 3 feet of muddy water and jumping my friends desert truck, he just made annoyed sounding grunts and looked pissed off. the only time he was anything but a complete bitch was when we let him have a 10 minute break to go smoke weed. he came back in a slightly better mood, which wore off, and at the end of the day when he finally decided to talk a little all he could say was stuff like "sorry i dont like to go waste gas and money for fun"
if we got in a wreck on the way back and he was the only one that died, i honestly think i would have been happy.
but yeah hippies are boring, depressing pieces of shit.