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OFFICIAL break it to your gurlfriend thread...

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Bangs.
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Here's how it goes. 1. Explain the following to your girlfriend a. Tall tees b.afterbang c.newschoolers d.steeze. See how it goes and post up bitchess
Nov 20 2010 10:53AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha threads
Nov 20 2010 10:55AM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
ill be posting up tonight hahahah
Nov 20 2010 10:55AM
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I_Am_Mod
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my girl knows about all of those, i think she's even seen more ski-movies than half of NSers....

damn, i have such a good influence on her ... :D
Nov 20 2010 10:58AM
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garrettdini
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/threads.
Nov 20 2010 10:59AM
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Dylan_
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bitch already knows
Nov 20 2010 11:05AM
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dbchili
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mine just knows afterbang involves no cuddling
Nov 20 2010 11:17AM
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B.Pol
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Hahahah sig worthy.
Nov 20 2010 11:18AM
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DUKES
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a year ago my girlfriend had a problem with me in wearing my jiberish mfg around her and around her friends. i tried to explain it, but she said that i looked retarded and i said that she was fat, and that was the last we talked, and take in that this relationship only lasted 2 weeks. Girls dont understand
Nov 20 2010 11:45AM
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maximiliaan
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do not have a gurl :(
Nov 20 2010 11:50AM
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Oreos
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wow, smooth man.
Nov 20 2010 11:50AM
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Balto
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my ex jacked one of my jiberish hoodies for like a month once...
Nov 20 2010 11:52AM
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Ehh...
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explained steeze to my gf. As Style + ease. And see replied with saying "so its a word that's combining together to make a new word?" I was like sorta, its mostly used in skiing and snowboarding though when someone does something thats worth deeming as "steezy" and she was like "oh, so i could say your shirt is steeze? or my pink converses are steezey?" Thats when i stopped explaining words like that to non skiers.
Nov 20 2010 11:54AM
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DUKES
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well the full thing is that i was under some medication that mainly made me a bit loopy, basically pain pills for broken finger and tendinitis, and i dont handle drugs very well, and so this girl who was just a friend basically put the whole boyfriend thing and i had no recollection and then she gets into the thing that she is embarrassed by my attire and so i put it straight cause she was slightly chunky and i dint want to be in the relationship so i killed 2 birds with one stone.
Nov 20 2010 11:55AM
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Oreos
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pain meds can do weird shit. i woke up after surgery and told my surgeon that he was the best stand in mum ever. which was after my ripping out all tubes from my mouth and arms. (mum couldn't make it to my pre-op and he said he'd be my mum).

open heart surgery, don't mess.
Nov 20 2010 11:59AM
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Loco-Deer-Slayer
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My girlfriend will come on NS and watch videos when she is bored. Snowboarder too.
Nov 20 2010 12:04PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Will this be as successful as ask a girl if you can tap dat thread?
Nov 20 2010 12:05PM
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E.C.
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might just be
Nov 20 2010 12:09PM
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mocrazy36
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What about breaking it to our boyfriend?
Nov 20 2010 12:11PM
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jibnut
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I am an awesome girlfriend because I know what all of those mean and I have boobs.
Nov 20 2010 12:14PM
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E.C.
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she has boobs
Nov 20 2010 12:19PM
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WaterBottle
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HAHA YOU TRY TO POST EPIC THREAD WHILE AT JESUS CAMP WITH SAID GIRLFRIEND LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nov 20 2010 12:25PM
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Bangs.
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epic thread it is and moondoggie G yea
Nov 20 2010 12:49PM
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Heinzler
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threads
Nov 20 2010 12:52PM
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chad.
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brooke has a nice rack indeed
Nov 20 2010 1:33PM
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gus555
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i tried to explain this to a girl before, we don't talk now
Nov 20 2010 1:39PM
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Lwaghorn
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what are boobs?
Nov 20 2010 1:40PM
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Get.Kronk
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The first time my ex came to my house we watched a ski movie
Nov 20 2010 1:43PM
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Wheaty214
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i need to see peoples reactions, too bad i cant post my own :(
Nov 20 2010 1:44PM
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JTL
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same. im soo lucky =]
Nov 20 2010 1:53PM
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WaterBottle
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hey man, she has glass
Nov 20 2010 2:16PM
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Queen_Selassie
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if your girlfirend doesn't know what any of those things are, then that's real unfortunate for you.
Nov 20 2010 5:09PM
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TheReverend
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proof?
Nov 20 2010 5:24PM
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pinkname
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i guess i'm a great girlfriend since i know all of this
Nov 20 2010 8:51PM
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flexpattern
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My ex was sooo awesome at skiing it was unreal... she was swiss and beautiful and sponsored and everything and she understands all that stuff! Ahhhhh i miss that chick.... good times!
Nov 20 2010 11:05PM
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PJS.
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id tap dat if thats wat your asking
Nov 20 2010 11:07PM
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GayWolf420
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Not yet :(. But soon, hopefully :)
Nov 20 2010 11:07PM
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deleted5
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i feel like this wont work
Nov 20 2010 11:09PM
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Deezy
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i have explained skiing... and why we buy bigger then average sweaters. but thats it.

Nov 20 2010 11:12PM
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pinkname
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sorry dude, im already taken
Nov 20 2010 11:12PM
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.JPolster
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threads
Nov 20 2010 11:19PM
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.jersey
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i showed my ex girlfriend newschoolers and chug life once and all she had to say was "is this why you dont answer my texts anymore?"
Nov 20 2010 11:27PM
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i.ski.walls
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unfortunately i have to explain this stuff to the guys at my school. it gets confusing for them, the terminology and ish...
Nov 20 2010 11:48PM
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steevner
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Gf knows of afterbang. She often comments on the excellence, or lack of, steeze while drunk jibbing on campus.
She has a dedicated tall tee for wearing when staying over.
She acquired a tall jacket for shredding in this winter.
She has Tom Wallisch's number in her phone. (well his name and somone else's number. We use it to impress other skiers)
Steeze is a comfortable part of her vocabulary.
She knows fairly little of newschoolers, haha. But I don't frequent it as much as I used to.
Nov 21 2010 1:04AM
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thebeesknees
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inb4 pics
Nov 21 2010 1:10AM
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jibbinc.
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threads for when im with her next
Nov 21 2010 1:42AM
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Ian.Ham
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I have taught my girl textbook afterbang, and she understands the everything else
Nov 21 2010 1:56AM
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cooper.fry
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The question is, do you guys fuck?
Nov 21 2010 2:29AM
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jorb.co
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hahahahaha
Nov 21 2010 2:33AM
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gaku
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threads, gonna do that next weekend
Nov 21 2010 6:19PM
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*valkyrie*
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I personally dislike it when people spell girl, "gurl"

If you try and explain these things to anyone, girl or guy, and they don't get it, then they are dumb.  None of these are difficult concepts to grasp. Whether or not they agree with you doing, wearing, or participating in said things is another point enitrely.

Nov 21 2010 6:39PM
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