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SteezyOhio
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I have to take a drug scan for a job I'd like next Wednesday, I've been cheefing heavily lately and want to know how to pass or get a false posotive/whatever it is. This isn't a necessity, but I smoked heavily all of yesterday, and was curious on how I could pass this or if I will even pass this? Thanks
Nov 18 2010 4:44PM
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lineskier10
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drink bleach
Nov 18 2010 4:44PM
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matt.s
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drink a cup of water like every 15 minutes to flush your system. eat lots of foods with creatine in them (i think beef and tuna have it).
Nov 18 2010 4:47PM
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thisandthatfilms
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eh, you might be screwed. theres a lot of ways online to read that will make the test be a false negative. you could alwasys get a friends piss and tape it to your leg
Nov 18 2010 4:49PM
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WakaShocka
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i posted a thread very simular to this litterially 2 days ago...theres some solid posts on there u should check it out
Nov 18 2010 4:50PM
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RubberSoul
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honestly i dont know how sure you can be about flushing your system, there are so many variables. what i did a couple years ago was just take a clean friend's piss and put it in a condom and tape it under my balls. if it's a lax place where you take the test it's really easy. keep it warm though!
Nov 18 2010 5:04PM
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drumbumocdp
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you will not be able to legitimately pass the test. Even if you smoke once the thc will be in your system for at least 2 weeks. I would say get a de-tox (usually sold at head shops). There are very specific instructions on them so follow very closely. You might want to spend the extra $$ on a good one to make sure it works.

If not that, synthetic urine is also sold at head shops. It come with a warmer you put next to the container a little before you use it to make it warm. My buddy swears by this and has used it many times in the past. The machines they use are tested with this so there is no way they will find out you used it unless they see you putting it into the little cup.
Best of luck to ya
Nov 18 2010 5:23PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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I'd recommend the synthetic urine, as far as my experience (and that of my friends) goes detox seems to be hit or miss but fake piss, or real piss that isn't yours, works everytime.
Nov 18 2010 5:26PM
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scott-skis
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Nov 18 2010 5:29PM
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NPCPLUS
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I know of a great job thats hiring and they don't require a drug test, and it's always in high demand (heh heh) no pun intended :)
Nov 18 2010 5:29PM
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my friend passed a test through the state, after smoking the night before.

He used a detox drink, but I've heard other stories of them not working.

Tape your friends piss to your leg, or stop, and flush out, you have a 50% chance of passing.
Nov 18 2010 5:30PM
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drumbumocdp
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Yes i agree on the hit or miss thing. from what i have seen and heard, you have to follow the directions very very accurately
Nov 18 2010 6:15PM
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illadelphlife
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ahh my specialty.. ive passed 2 if that helps. ok so drink water until you cant anymore... then drink more. then take some vitamins, take a shot of vinegar. some green tea, and then pee a couple times before the actual test, make sure your pea is completely clear!! goodluck
Nov 18 2010 6:17PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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beat me to it
Nov 18 2010 6:29PM
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drumbumocdp
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I have also heard of this working. By drinking so much your urine is so diluted that no thc will show up or something like that.
Nov 18 2010 7:03PM
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icantskiiFILM
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thank............ =/
Nov 18 2010 7:06PM
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scott-skis
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haha ya dude, i was surprised no one else had posted it.
but seriously thats the only way, or if you can get your hands on one of those pee-vac things, then all you need is some clean piss!
Nov 18 2010 8:07PM
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Squid.
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Why did you smoke yesterday if you knew you had a test coming up?
Nov 18 2010 8:20PM
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ChadThundercock
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drink a lot of tea, the antioxidants will help rid your system of the THC... also if you have an organic foods market or a juice shop near by, go and get a shot of wheat grass... it helps flush out all chemicals that arent bonded to your body fat into your blood stream. im not gonna promise anything, but these methods are the most effective. or you could just bring a plastic bag full of someone elses piss... hahaha
Nov 18 2010 8:27PM
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SteezyOhio
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actually just found out i had the test today, and that its next wednesday, but whatever. im not sure ive im gonna try to fake out the test, or just not go for it.
Nov 18 2010 8:42PM
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Mogwai.
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available at my local head shop... it may be available at a store near you? it's a pretty powerful detox drink that works wonders.
Nov 18 2010 8:43PM
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dex.
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just use fake piss. lots of my friends do it its easy. im gonna have to do it too this week -_-
Nov 18 2010 8:46PM
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Craze
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Lol i know how you feel, sure-gel might work.
Nov 19 2010 3:47PM
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iRide1080s
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I'll ship you a bag of my urine.
Nov 19 2010 3:51PM
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Stickity
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holy fucking shit
Nov 19 2010 3:52PM
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SteezyOhio
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I'll be home monday or tuesday turbo
Nov 19 2010 3:54PM
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T-Holt
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You might fail a dilution test. Different places look at failing a dilution test differently. Some will view it as a failed test and others will let you take another one later. It can be a way to buy time though.



A good way to beat it is:

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Get the 500 mg instant release pills.

I've also heard mixed things about cranberry pills. It acts as a mild diuretic so it makes you piss more. Idk if it actually helps to take it leading up to the test, but it can help if you take the day of the test because you piss more.

Drink a fuckton of water and eat a low fat and low calorie diet. Work out a bunch, but stop a few days before the test. Sit in a sauna. Basically do shit to burn fat and drink a shit ton of water.



Nov 19 2010 4:16PM
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Winston_Smith
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this
Nov 19 2010 4:34PM
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