"Because of this, ski clothing has gotten longer and longer. Therefore, brands such as Jibberish have thrived. Their main customer is kangbang, with several other "Newshoolers" members. These members also enjoy W-3-3-D. It is widely theorized that the clothing extension phenomena will cease when t-shirts reach the ski-snow interface. Others speculate this will prompt the use of stilts to allow further garment lengthening. It is unknown how this will affect skiing ability, but the negative effect of stilts will most likely be negated by the clothes size-apparant skill theorem:
As= b[(nX)L^l]/y, where As=Apparent Skill, (n=all natural integers) L=large, l=# of layers, y=number of last years clothing articles and b=bandana constant"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschool_skiing
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