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The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
i hate this so much.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
Original passage from Mice and Men:
George went on. “With us it ain’t like that. We got a future. We got somebody to talk to that gives a damn about us. We don’t have to sit in no bar room blown’ in our jack jus’ because we got no place else to go. If them other guys gets in jail they can rot for all anybody give a damn. But not us.”
Lennie broke in. “But not us! An’ why? Because…because I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that’s why.” He laughed delightedly. “Go on now, George!”
G3ORGA WANT ON!!!1!1!! OMG WTF “WITH US IT ANE’T LIEK TAHT!11!!!1! OMG LOL WE GOT A FUTURE!!1!11!1 WTF LOL WE GOT SOM3BODY 2 TOK 2 TAHT GIEVS A DMN ABOUT US!1111!1 OMG WE DON’T HAEV 2 SIT IN NO BAR ROM BLOWN’ IN OUR JAK JUS’ B/C W3 GOT NO PLAEC 3LSE 2 GO!1!!!! LOL IF TH3M OTHER GUYS GATS IN JALE THAY CAN ROT FOR AL ANYBODY GIEV A DMN!1!!!!! WTF BUT NOT US”
LENEI!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL BROKE IN!1!11!! “BUT NOT US!!111!!!1 OMG LOL AN’ Y?!?!!!??? OMG LOL B/C I GOT U 2 LOK AFT3R M3 AND U GOT ME 2 LOK AFTER U AND TAHT’S Y!!1!!1!1 LOL HA LAUGH3D DELIGHTEDLEY!!!111!!1 OMG WTF “GO ON NOW G3ORGE”!!!111 OMG
haha so true.
United States Air Force
THES SI TEH STUPIEDST THNG EVER 2 3XIST!11!!1 OMG WTF
"Heaven forbid the day kids stop judging others skiing abilities by the clothes they wear"
talk like this makes me want to punch a small child in the face. preferably a baby
i make a mean sammich
I dont mind some abbreviation with certain words and phrases, but if you type like that all the time its fucking annoying.
catch a couple squriels, let em free in ur house, get ONLY ur skiboots on, eat some shrooms, try and catch the squirels with a blowgun...go rambo on their asses *Get_ill*
im not going to watch it cause im in school, but this better be a thread about dildo's and soft pretzels-SteezyOhio
HOLEY SHIT THES SI DA GREAETST THNG EVAR
this is fucking retarded.
WTB: MEDIUM SAGA JACKET
Norwich University | Sugarbush | Sugarloaf | Sunday River
THES SI AS OLD AS DA INTERNAT!!111 OMG WTF LOL
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