Who’s there?Reed.Reed who?Reed between the lines. Knock Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here? Knock Knock!Who’s there?Sherlock.Sherlock who?Sherlock your door! Someone could break in…
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE CUZ THEY RAPIN EVERYBUDY OUT HERE
"When a calendar comes to the end of a cycle, it just rolls over into the next cycle. In our Western society, every year 31 December is followed, not by the End of the World, but by 1 January. So 126.96.36.199.0 in the Mayan calendar will be followed by 0.0.0.0.1 - or good-ol' 22 December 2012, with only a few shopping days left to Christmas." - Excerpt from Dr Karl's "Great Moments in Science".
"True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have it until you catch the early flight home from San Diego and two nude people jump out of your bathroom like some god damned magic show getting ready to double team your girlfriend."-Luke Wilson
Hai : )
But chicks love that shit almost as much as they love smiley faces... And we all know bitches fucking love smiley faces. - thugaim
Arabian. here, taking a quick break from sucking dick and redesigning drapes to tell you that I approve of this thread - Arabian
It's not like I burst out of the womb going La Di Da shitting rainbows and sneezing glitter.
I had to be sure. - Arabian.
Bonzai_Warrior: sounds like bullshit. not really open with one trail. i dont count it. how far down could you ski?
ndye: 100% further than you.
MothaHucker: fuck those kids and fuck dig with his fucking house. disneyland kicks ass im goin there for school later this yr, that mom must have been pissed. if my kids didnt want to go to disney i would go myself and leave them in the fucking airport.