So get up and I walk downstairs I turn on Wife Swap and get out my bin a pretzel rods, the best thing to have in the morning. So I realize I'm pretty thirsty after eating half the bin of pretzels so I go to get a glass of milk. I am so thirsty I decided to get the biggest glass in my entire cabinet. After I pour my glass to the brim, I get out a straw, a fucking straw, I never do that, that's how excited I was to drink this milk. So I head back to my couch to see that Wife Swap is just getting good, its the episode with the really fat christian lady who hates the devil. So I'm not even half way through with my milk when A FUCKING FRUIT FLY LANDS IN MY FUCKING MILK, OH NO ACTUALLY HE DIDNT JUST LAND IN MY MILK HE PURPOSEFULLY FLEW TO THE TOP OF MY GLASS AND CRAWLED INTO MY PRECIOUS MILK. I MEAN WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARDED FLY CLIMBS INTO SOMETHING A GIANT HUMAN IS HOLDING ITS COMMON SENSE FOR FLIES, DON'T FUCK WITH HUMANS BUT NOOOOOOOOOO HE HAS TO RUIN MY MILK THAT FUCKING BASTARD.
fuck fruit flies
also inb4 cool story bro and u mad