Tom Wallisch - Old Spice
Look at yourself, now back to me...
Now back at yourself, now back to me...
Unfortuanlty, you arnt me, but if you stopped being a gaper, and started wearing 3XL clothes, you could SEEM to be me
Look down, back up...
Im prezteling a double kink
That pretzel is now a switch dub rodeo 10
Anything is possible when you are Tom Wallisch and not a gaper
Im on a podium - Manana
SKIRTS FOR SHIRTS!!! - powfoka
or smoke weed and then jerk off. that makes it 100x better. you know you're high as fuck when simply getting a boner feels like the hand of athena has come down and is gently caressing your cock in a cloud of majesty and marshmallows
Guys are keys, girls are locks, if you don't get why, either look down in the shower or take some key / lock lessons. A key that can open any lock, is called a master key. A lock that any key can open? That's just a shitty fucking lock. -Carleton