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Dear Pamela, I Wish To Reply!

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Arabian.
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Date Sent: November 7 2010 21:22:45 - (reading)
pampamela21 --> Arabian.Ultimate Bling!
Letter of Relationship
From Pamela Lawson
BP 460 ABIDJAN 39.
COTE D'IVORIE.

Dearest one,

Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you , after going through your profile and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal,which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.

l am Miss Pamela Lawson, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Joseph Lawson. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 20th october 1992 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.

Before the death of my father on 10th December 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside, when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, when I aksed him why?
(1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me.
(2) That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of $7,500,000 Million USD (Seven million Five hundred thousand united states dollars) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisioned by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates , that l should stay away from them as they are evil he warned me seriousely not to associate with his brother that is my uncle, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad and a guardian ,that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.

He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.

I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a girl of 19 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover , l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.

Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy. Please reply me through my private e-mail address:(pam.lawson91@yahoo.com)

Best wishes
Pamela Lawson.


Dear Pamela, It is Good to Hear from you!

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You may not know this about me, but I am Prince of Nigeria, Mike Okoye! Perhaps we can come to a mutally beneficial situation?I am a member of 5 MAN Contract ExecutiveReview Panel (comprising 2 Snr.Staff of CBN and 3Snr,Staff Of (N/Oil) set up by present Civilian Regimeof President Obasanjo. So far we have come across asurplus of the sum of US$27M.(Twenty-seven MillionDollars)which was as a result of deliberateover-invoicing of certain contracts awarded byContract Award Committee of the cooperation.The last installments due has been paid to the variousContractors, while the said surplus still floats inour Apex Bank waiting Off-shore remittance which wewant to carry out right now. As civil servants we notallowed operate foreign account, therefore seek yourassistance in providing enabling Bank Account wherethe Fund would be lodged.25% of the total Sum is for you 5% for expenses duringtransaction, and 70% for my colleagues and me.A friend who is a Staff of World Trading Center (WTC)here in Lagos made your contact available. Pleasenotify me of your acceptance to carry out thistransaction through the above E-mail address or faxnumber.I decided to contact you base on the fact that I haveno foreign partner to assist me in executing thetransaction. If you accept to carry out this businesswith me, please note that my colleague and me will bein your Country to receive the fund together with you,the moment we secure all the necessary approvals.You should also note that the transaction would onlytake (14) fourteen working days. you can also reply me to my private emailaddress:princemikeokoye57@safe-mail.netBest Regards,Prince Mike Okoye
Nov 7 2010 9:29PM
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yuck
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hahah perfect response
Nov 7 2010 9:30PM
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Gnarcoma
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The Ivory Coast? How exotic! You should do it.
Nov 7 2010 9:31PM
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Dustin.
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Damn, she definitely won't take me over a prince.  Have fun slamming that 19 year old money bag, I guess I lose :(

Date Sent: November 7 2010 21:28:06 - (reading)
pampamela21 --> SmailUltimate Bling!
Letter of Relationship
From Pamela Lawson
BP 460 ABIDJAN 39.
COTE D'IVORIE.

Dearest one,

Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you , after going through your profile and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal,which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.

l am Miss Pamela Lawson, the only daughter of late Mr and Mrs Joseph Lawson. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 20th october 1992 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.

Before the death of my father on 10th December 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside, when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, when I aksed him why?
(1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me.
(2) That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of $7,500,000 Million USD (Seven million Five hundred thousand united states dollars) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisioned by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates , that l should stay away from them as they are evil he warned me seriousely not to associate with his brother that is my uncle, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad and a guardian ,that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.

He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.

I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a girl of 19 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover , l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.

Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy. Please reply me through my private e-mail address:(pam.lawson91@yahoo.com)

Best wishes
Pamela Lawson.
Nov 7 2010 9:31PM
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Crack.
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7.5M is alotta bread.. have fun arabian
Nov 7 2010 9:33PM
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DIX*
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You forgot to include the code word OMEGA
Nov 7 2010 9:35PM
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Twinjibber77
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Hahaha
Nov 7 2010 9:35PM
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chardi
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someone post gator's response to these with the list of demands.
Nov 7 2010 9:35PM
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JacheOReally
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hahahahahahah this shit on NS? ridicules
Nov 7 2010 9:38PM
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Crack.
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hahaha dude that is unaccepted
Nov 7 2010 9:42PM
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Arabian.
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Bahaha you two are so ostentate.
Nov 7 2010 9:44PM
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Crack.
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whoops, meant unacceptable
Nov 7 2010 9:45PM
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p-fo
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nice. should have asked for n00dz though...
Nov 7 2010 9:57PM
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Gnarcoma
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"Ostentate" isn't a real word.

Nov 7 2010 10:01PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 7 2010 10:06PM
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Arabian.
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  1. Ostentate - definition of Ostentate by the Free Online Dictionary ...
    v. t., 1. To make an ambitious display of; to show or exhibit boastingly. ThesaurusLegend: Synonyms Related Words Antonyms. Verb, 1. ostentate - display ...
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Nov 7 2010 10:07PM
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H8CH
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haha i got that shit as well.....
Nov 7 2010 10:08PM
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Arabian.
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From now on, I'm no longer going to link you to dictionary.com if you challenge my vocabulary. I'm simply going to copypasta the entire google query for you.
Nov 7 2010 10:09PM
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MADDECENT
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I feel so left out that I'm not getting spammed. :(
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soulskier
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damn you all! ses mine and you cant have her
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Arabian.
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>:( NAOOOOOO.
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pmills
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not a real word.
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Arabian.
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Nao (pronounced "now") is an autonomous, programmable and medium-sized humanoid robot, developed by the French company Aldebaran Robotics, a start-upheadquartered in Paris. Project Nao was launched in 2005.

On August 15, 2007, Nao replaced the robot dog Aibo by Sony as the robot used in the Robocup ("Robot Soccer World Cup") Standard Platform League (SPL), an international robotics competition.[1] The Nao was used in RoboCup 2008 and 2009, and the NaoV3R was chosen as the platform for the SPL at RoboCup 2010.[2]

Nao Academics Edition is available for universities and laboratories for research and education purposes, projected for public distribution by 2011. In October of 2010, theUniversity of Tokyo purchased 30 Nao robots to participate in research with their Nakumura Lab, with hopes of developing them into assistants.[3]

In the Summer of 2010 Nao made global headlines with a synchronized dance routine at the Shanghai Expo.[4]

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chardi
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hahaha
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CoonKiller
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I relayed her my own message


Dearest Apostle,

Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you , after going through your profile and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal,which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.

l am Jesus Christ, the only son of God. My father was a very wealthy divinity in heaven, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 20th october 1992 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.

Before the death of my father on 10th December 2007 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside, when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, when I aksed him why?
(1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me.
(2) That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of $7,500,000 Million USD (Seven million Five hundred thousand united states dollars) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only son for his next of kin in deposit of the funds.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisioned by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates , that l should stay away from them as they are evil he warned me seriousely not to associate with his brother that is my uncle, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad and a guardian ,that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.

He also gave a standing instrution to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.

I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honourable seeking your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advise since l am a DIVINITY of 2010 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover , l am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.

Hoping to hear from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy. Please reply me through my private e-mail address:(iamtheson@yahoo.com)

God Bless,
Jesus Christ
Nov 7 2010 10:45PM
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