introdumoduction
dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.
a womans mind
1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT*
being da womans
now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.
wat 2 ware
u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent
hunting womans
dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.
omg but master PIMP MASTER arrrmada can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?
ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:
womans:hi
PIMP MASTER arrrmada: sup bizzatch
womans:nuthin wat about u
P.M. arrrmada:shut the $%^ up
womans:omg ur so cool
P.M. arrrmada:DON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO
womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number
arrrmada: u r rly fat
womans:awww ty.
wat 2 do next
omg PIMP MASTER arrrmada wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want
conclusion
u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.
hopefuly dis wil get stiky
