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UA test monday.

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apples
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So im getting drug tested Monday and im a little worried. I smoked Wednesday out of a bong and did like a bowl, and then before that on Tuesday I smoked a little spliff. Then before that I smoked a week from today out of a pipe and did a bowl. Ive been drinking water, 2 gallons a day to be exact. And not sure what else I should do, I heard working out does work on it too so im prolly going to do that too. Anyone have any ideas?
Nov 5 2010 11:09AM
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hoodhugo
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ive been drugged tested alot and passed almost all of them. just drink as many water bottles as you can over the next few days and youll be fine. if youre peeing every forty five minutes all day for both days your golden. i suggest starting right now
Nov 5 2010 11:11AM
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apples
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well ive been drinking atleast a gallon a day for a long time, like for weeks. I just started doing 2 gallons a day since like 3 days ago. Yea im peeing every 30 mins. I also heard that I should take 4 asprin like 2 hours before the test, I guess the aspirin messes up the chemicals in the test. But idk.
Nov 5 2010 11:15AM
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apples
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bump
Nov 5 2010 11:26AM
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vailsux.com
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Take about 200-300 milligrams of niacin per day until the UA and drink plenty of water. If they test it with a strip and don't send it to a lab then take about 600-800 milligrams of asprin about an hour before the test.

That is my method if I am ever in a tight spot.
Nov 5 2010 11:29AM
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B-runge
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very large amounts of water + sauna

i know many kids that do this
Nov 5 2010 11:33AM
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apples
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last time they tested me they just gave me one of those plastic jars and told me to go by myself across the hall into a PUBLIC restroom and to pee into it, then I came back into the room and she put the lable on it and put it in her desk, that tells me that its not really a safisticated test.
Nov 5 2010 11:34AM
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Mike-O
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Don't drink too much though, you can develop a chronic bladder infection or even worse, die from dry drowning.
Nov 5 2010 11:37AM
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apples
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is 2 gallons a day too much? i guess beer works too because it constantly makes you pee a ton, same with coffee and soda.
Nov 5 2010 11:39AM
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nutsnbolts
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unless you get a body cleansin drink, your fucked
Nov 5 2010 11:40AM
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apples
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i could always have someone pee for me. just tape that shit to my gooch and shit and I would be good.
Nov 5 2010 11:41AM
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nutsnbolts
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some places watch you piss, like they look at your cock while you piss
Nov 5 2010 11:43AM
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Mike-O
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Read this.

http://hubpages.com/hub/What-is-the-recommended-amount-of-daily-water-for-an-adult
Nov 5 2010 11:45AM
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apples
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i go in by myself into just a random restroom across the hall from her office. no one is in there. i heard its against the law for them to watch you. and if they did WIZZENATORS work miracles.
Nov 5 2010 11:45AM
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apples
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looks like im drinking like 2 weeks worth of water in one day. haha.
Nov 5 2010 11:48AM
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nutsnbolts
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dont flood your bladder you can actually drown yourself from the inside out. Thats how alot of ppl die from doing e, they think they have to drink 1000000 gallons of water, then they pretty much drown themselves
Nov 5 2010 11:50AM
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Mike-O
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Just remember to keep your salt level in check as well and you'll be fine.
Nov 5 2010 11:50AM
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apples
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I will just eat top roman and fries... And mcdonalds.
Nov 5 2010 11:52AM
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Juice.Doctor
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fuck you. thats complete bull shit.
from experience, this is what works:
keep drinking a lot of water. And right before the test, just chug as much water as you can... The water will literally pass right through you so youll be fine... and for a few days before that, layer up and wear heavy sweaters and pants and just go for runs and sweat as much as possible.
guarantee youll be fine...
good luck!

dont try to sneak other peoples pee... there are usually police officers in the bathroom that watch you.
Nov 5 2010 12:22PM
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howlongcanausern
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what i'd do:

Don't smoke til then (duh)
Piss before you go to the UA (meaning don't have the UA be the first piss of the day) this is just something I've heard and is not based on any fact watsoever
lots and lots of water
Nov 5 2010 12:31PM
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