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dex.
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post em.

"when you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."-futurama

"okay peter thats it, you and five of those hookers get out!!"-cleveland

"theres a time and place for everything, its called college!"- chef

"too bad drinking scotch isnt a job or your dad would be a millionaire!"- cartman


POST EM!
Nov 4 2010 8:40PM
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ryantheconnolly
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"Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen, it was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number 1" -Spongebob
Nov 4 2010 9:06PM
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Mezmerize19
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I dont need this sandwich. I dont need this sandwich. What I need is this ladder!

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Nov 4 2010 9:10PM
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dex.
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classic episode

"we're not talking about some dumb mail fraud or hijacking here... WE STOLE A BALLOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- patrick
Nov 4 2010 9:12PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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my avatar and its appropriate quote.
the whole deal between patrick and manray about the wallets.
"you're Patrick star, and this ID was in this wallet, so this must be your wallet then"
"sounds right to me"
"take it"
"it's not my wallet"

"whats in this box anyway?"
"my wallets"

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." zapp brannigan

lots of things from futurama.
Nov 4 2010 9:16PM
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ookiedookie
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Anything Spongebob is golden!
Nov 4 2010 9:20PM
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coopsteeez
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Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

I can't see my forehead! - Patrick


Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants
Nov 4 2010 9:27PM
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dex.
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"that is right son. a mind is a terrible organ to shovel"- ed edd n eddy
Nov 4 2010 9:42PM
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Anathema
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LETS

GET

DANGEROUS

Nov 4 2010 9:43PM
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dex.
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Nov 4 2010 9:44PM
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J.M
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Family Guy-

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Nov 4 2010 9:49PM
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Zimmerman
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"Don't shoot the breeze with the mailman"
"See that sideboob? That's my sideboob."
Nov 4 2010 9:52PM
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Jay31
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Clone High:

JFK: Do you mind? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great here... Or should I say Catherine the So-So?

Futurama:
 Zapp Brannagin: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannagin: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
Nov 5 2010 2:32PM
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Ski_the_east01
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If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

makes me laugh everytime
Nov 5 2010 2:36PM
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hoodratz47
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i know if you give me a week i can make him strait.. THATS WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT PETERSON THEN YOU HAD SEX WITH HIM! south park


TILL ALL ARE ONE" transformers
Nov 5 2010 3:51PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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For true wisdom ya gotta go back to foghorn leghorn.

"The snow, I say, the snow's so deep, the farmers have to jack up the cows so they can milk 'em. But I like winter!"


"Gal reminds me of the highway between Fort Worth and Dallas. No curves."

"It sure, I say, it's sure quiet around here. You could hear a caterpillar sneaking across a moss bed in tennis shoes. Sneakers, that is."

"That boy's as thick as a whale sandwich."

"She remi - I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry."

"That womans as cold as a nudist on an iceberg."

"You're doing a lot of choppin', but no chips are flyin'."

"Nice boy but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth."

"Oh, that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor."
Nov 5 2010 4:00PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha
Nov 5 2010 4:41PM
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je_mapelle
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I don't like being outside, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children.

Mr Burns
Nov 5 2010 7:33PM
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Zimmerman
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burns :)
Nov 6 2010 1:07AM
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Anathema
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DAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYLLLLL...... DAAAAAAARRYYYYYYYLLLLL...

best simpson's episode ever

Nov 6 2010 1:08AM
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Zimmerman
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ive seen every single episode

Nov 6 2010 1:12AM
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Anathema
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is that good?
Nov 6 2010 1:13AM
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sirschralpalot.
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the broodwich! speaking of shake.." a woman?! I need to shave... dammit, how do I shave?"
Nov 6 2010 1:17AM
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