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Help locating the original Cool Story Hansel thread?

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steezyjibber
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A couple years ago someone made the original cool story hansel thread. It was about his truck getting stuck in the mud or something, and from then on the thread was about hansel.

+K to anyone who knows it.

Thanks
Nov 1 2010 12:58AM
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buddychaps
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have you not seen zoolander?
Nov 1 2010 1:01AM
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hella.sick.skier
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Nov 1 2010 1:02AM
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Nov 1 2010 1:02AM
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steezyjibber
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yeah ive seen zoolander..........

youve probably never seen the thread. therefore you have nothing to contribute to this
Nov 1 2010 1:02AM
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KatyPerry.
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I think he's asking about the thread where it first showed up on NS, not about the phrase itself.

But I dunno where it is. I haven't been here that long.
Nov 1 2010 1:03AM
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PeterWojnar
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O thanks olaf
Nov 1 2010 1:03AM
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steezyjibber
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Thank you
Nov 1 2010 1:03AM
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Bodhisattva
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Cool story, Hansel is from Zoolander, it wasn't made on NS
Nov 1 2010 1:04AM
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COrider
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i must have not seen the thread either because the "cool story hansel" phrase started from the movie Zoolander
Nov 1 2010 1:04AM
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jensen
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thanks for the clarification.



it is from the movie zoolander.
Nov 1 2010 1:05AM
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soulskier
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its been around on NS since i first got here, sorry i cant help you
Nov 1 2010 1:05AM
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no_steeze
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you will find out as you get older that most internet jokes did not originate on ns
Nov 1 2010 1:05AM
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Black-Bandanna
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I'm pretty sure it was about that kid who spun an accidental 720 in his car on ice or some shit. I'll try and locate.
Nov 1 2010 1:05AM
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steezyjibber
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thank the heavens you know what i'm talking about


I KNOW THAT COOL STORY HANSEL DID NOT ORIGINATE ON NS.

DEAR GOD
Nov 1 2010 1:06AM
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-Mugatu
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late night ns can get retarded... He isn't saying that "cool story hansel" started on ns, he is asking for the thread where it was first USED on newschoolers.
Nov 1 2010 1:09AM
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PadDON
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Obivious Trolls are obvious in this thread. Give steezyjib a break. He know what he is talking about
Nov 1 2010 1:10AM
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steezyjibber
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Yes yes thank you i am restoring sanity
Nov 1 2010 1:10AM
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COrider
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Nov 1 2010 1:11AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Yeah, I think it was called "you do 720's on skis? I do them in my car," or something like that. I just looked for a few minutes and couldn't find it though.
Nov 1 2010 1:17AM
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steezyjibber
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yeah dude that was definitely the name of it. +karma for helping
Nov 1 2010 1:19AM
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Where-am-I
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interesting, a thread were everyone under 100k cannot possibly contribute
Nov 1 2010 1:22AM
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Ftacnik
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Are you talking about that one thread about the guy spinning his truck a 720 on ice and then getting stuck?
























Never seen it.
Nov 1 2010 1:27AM
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theabortionator
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I DON"T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!! LIES! It all starts here, everything. It has to, it must.....
Nov 1 2010 1:30AM
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[Adam]
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pretty much everyone failed to comprehend what you were asking. That thread is from before my time, sorry.
Nov 1 2010 1:31AM
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theabortionator
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/522782/


Your welcome
Nov 1 2010 1:43AM
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theabortionator
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*you're
Nov 1 2010 1:43AM
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Ftacnik
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LOL at skiierman's post in that thread.
Nov 1 2010 1:44AM
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steezyjibber
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bump
Nov 1 2010 10:30AM
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Ski_the_east01
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it is from the movie zoolander
Nov 1 2010 10:33AM
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Snowcase
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Not sure what you think that is but it's not the original cool story hansel thread.
Nov 1 2010 10:35AM
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StevenR
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The apparent lack of reading comprehension skills in this thread is incredible.
Nov 1 2010 1:01PM
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chapz
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what date are we looking at? i swear i remember the thread, but i dont know if i was here when it first started.
Nov 1 2010 2:03PM
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Mykel
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Wow.  I remember that thread.  For some reason I felt like the "cool story hansel" had been around here longer than that.  I guess I'd just grown accustom to it.
Nov 1 2010 3:00PM
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Hansel.
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Could I be of any assistance?
Nov 1 2010 3:07PM
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steezyjibber
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holy shit man thank you for your efforts. i can't believe it's deleted though. could it just be that the searchbar is so bad that it's really hard to find maybe? and it might've been "540's on your skis" right?
Nov 1 2010 3:21PM
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steezyjibber
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fuckin eh, thanks for lookin. u dont happen to have links to those threads just for shits do you?
Nov 1 2010 3:45PM
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steezyjibber
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haha, found one asking about it, there i am in 2006
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/264083/
Nov 1 2010 3:47PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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It's totes from Zoolander man OLOLOL
Nov 1 2010 3:47PM
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steezyjibber
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sorry i had to claim 12,000 posts
Nov 1 2010 3:52PM
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.frenchy
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Niceee, that's alot. Congrats
Nov 1 2010 3:56PM
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soulskier
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alright, i'm going hunting when i get home and have some time
starting in december of 06 and working my way back looking for some variation of the title mentioned
Nov 1 2010 4:30PM
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steezyjibber
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hahaha yeah i know
Nov 1 2010 4:34PM
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steezyjibber
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what mod decided to delete it? that thread was a piece of history. i can remember laughing uncontrollably. SHAME.
Nov 1 2010 4:35PM
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soulskier
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eh, either way it can be fun to go back in time just for laughs and occasionally find a ridiculous post you made waaaay back when
Nov 1 2010 4:38PM
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soulskier
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example: the page i'm on right now
"longest nipple hair in the world"
Nov 1 2010 4:38PM
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snowking249
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Yeah its deleted, this was it though: https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/255918/
Nov 1 2010 4:40PM
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soulskier
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yup, takes a lot for me to bump something back from the pages of ns history
Nov 1 2010 4:45PM
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