"i was so hungry i ate the Eucharist" -uncle.badness
take a shit in the shadow of the valley of death
"If this statement is not a homeless cardboard box man-orgy, then it is a shrimp." -Arabian.
R.I.P CR Johnson
Tom Wallisch - Old Spice
Look at yourself, now back to me...
Now back at yourself, now back to me...
Unfortuanlty, you arnt me, but if you stopped being a gaper, and started wearing 3XL clothes, you could SEEM to be me
Look down, back up...
Im prezteling a double kink
That pretzel is now a switch dub rodeo 10
Anything is possible when you are Tom Wallisch and not a gaper
Im on a podium - Manana
SKIRTS FOR SHIRTS!!! - powfoka